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#1
isn't it supposed to be the other way round !

i was searching all over the house for some batteries , and came across this tin in my dads cupboard, i open it up and the thing is full of weed!
i could not believe it!
and some resin wrapped up in tin foil.
there must be a good half ounce in it.

i knew he was a hippy in his youth and all but i wasn'nt expecting it at his age!
his idea of a good night these days is sitting in his slippers watching antiques roadshow.
or so i thought!
the dark horse!

hmmmmm i wonder if mum knows
blackmail ? nahh wouldn't want to ruin his fun

this could work to my advantage. i may ask him who his dealer is !
i think ill start spending more "quality" time with him from now on


anyone else ever had a similar experience ?
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#3
Found my dad's playboys, he then just gave 'em to me. Exciting I know.

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#4
Parents are people too.... So yeah, some of them will enjoy teh chronz.


Blackmail him? **** that.


Smoke a bowl with your dad.
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#7
hahahah yeah, nick it and keep stealing it and sell it back to him, and say that youll tell ure mom if u dont buy it back
#8
Smoke it all by yourself... That ought to teach him!
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#9
<masterplan> trick is.. use it and don't tell him you know about it.
If he notices anything is gone, he can't ask you about it because he thinks you don't know he has it </masterplan>


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#10
do what I do.. don't let on you know about it... and just pinch small enough amounts that he wont notice... I don't smoke too often but I haven't had to pay for weed in 4 years... a couple of times when I was short on money I sold a small amount to friends.. it works
#11
My parents smoked weed around the house a lot until I was 5, I say this just gives you leeway to smoke.

If you steal it though he's not exactly going to go up to you and ask where it is.
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#12
i had a 'curry night' at my friends with all the lads and after getting nice and merry on strongbow we found his dads weed stash and smoked a few joints out of it.
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#14
I've smoked with my dad before.

Once.

He found my stash, told me I should do a better job of hiding it, he wasn't mad cause he had done it when he was college-age like me, but he was like "Your mom will kill you if she finds it, so hide it better." A few weeks later my mom was out of town and I met up with him for dinner, we had a few beers and were hanging out on the deck and he was like, "Alright, **** policy, I know you got some weed."

It was strange but it was a good time.
#15
I've had a buddy who's dad found his stash then smoked it, it was truly one of the funniest story's i've ever heard.

You should probably confront him about it to see if he's ok to smoke it with you.
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#16
My mate's dad dabbles in the ol' green. I say 'dabble', he keeps huge great bags of the stuff in his desk. So we're never really short of any .
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even dogs do it !!

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its supposed to be in the 'auto fellatio' thread


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#18
Quote by *Spoonman*
isn't it supposed to be the other way round !

i was searching all over the house for some batteries , and came across this tin in my dads cupboard, i open it up and the thing is full of weed!
i could not believe it!
and some resin wrapped up in tin foil.
there must be a good half ounce in it.

i knew he was a hippy in his youth and all but i wasn'nt expecting it at his age!
his idea of a good night these days is sitting in his slippers watching antiques roadshow.
or so i thought!
the dark horse!

hmmmmm i wonder if mum knows
blackmail ? nahh wouldn't want to ruin his fun

this could work to my advantage. i may ask him who his dealer is !
i think ill start spending more "quality" time with him from now on


anyone else ever had a similar experience ?


that is my dream, but my dad seems like he was, is, and will be a complete saint, i feel that if i tell him i look at porn he'll send me to a monastery... ughh
#19
thats awesome, i found my buddies dads stash...but i just stole it.
Get high with your dad man!
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#20
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Found my dad's playboys, he then just gave 'em to me. Exciting I know.

You know he used those to beat off right? Like, he was holding them while beating off.
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#21
Quote by *Spoonman*
isn't it supposed to be the other way round !

i was searching all over the house for some batteries , and came across this tin in my dads cupboard, i open it up and the thing is full of weed!
i could not believe it!
and some resin wrapped up in tin foil.
there must be a good half ounce in it.

i knew he was a hippy in his youth and all but i wasn'nt expecting it at his age!
his idea of a good night these days is sitting in his slippers watching antiques roadshow.
or so i thought!
the dark horse!

hmmmmm i wonder if mum knows
blackmail ? nahh wouldn't want to ruin his fun

this could work to my advantage. i may ask him who his dealer is !
i think ill start spending more "quality" time with him from now on


anyone else ever had a similar experience ?


you took that well?
#22
Quote by pratt121
I've smoked with my dad before.

Once.

He found my stash, told me I should do a better job of hiding it, he wasn't mad cause he had done it when he was college-age like me, but he was like "Your mom will kill you if she finds it, so hide it better." A few weeks later my mom was out of town and I met up with him for dinner, we had a few beers and were hanging out on the deck and he was like, "Alright, **** policy, I know you got some weed."

It was strange but it was a good time.


that sounds awseome .
and my dad knows i smoke it sometimes anyway , and he didnt really make an effort to hide it well ,i dont think he cares, so he would notice it was gone , ask me if i had been stealing it.

i think i'll just do what you did and get stoned with my old father
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#24
I was over my friends house, and really high up on a cupboard was this dvd I reached up to see what it was and on top of it was some weed, I was like woah, my friend was sleeping at the time, and I just put it back, I was thinking about stealing it but I didn't
#25
'Hey dad, check out that twinkie'
'hehehehehe... Yeah, that's a good twinkie'
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#26
i toke up with my dad a lot. my parents are divorced, so i still have to hide it at home, but the weekends kick ass haha
#27
I'll probably get flamed, but smoking with your parents is just wrong, kinda like watching a porno with them. Smoking is something you do with your friends.
#28
if your a pothead tell him and smoke with him from now on. my friends dad is like that he's real cool with it but his parents are also split up. we smoked up in his room once while his dad was downstairs
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#29
Do you realize how awsome it would be to smoke with your dad?

I quit smoking pot but I used to smoke nearly one pond per week and a half. (But I quit, didn't like not being able to hold my own head up.

But if I was able to continue smoking with my dad, I'd be all over it.


You should deffinantly get him to be a Smokin' buddy with you. I'll guarente you it will be great.
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#30


Drugs r bad. But keep mentioning it to make your dad feel guilty lol.

Be like, "Hey dad wanna go pull some weeds?"
#31
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I'll probably get flamed, but smoking with your parents is just wrong, kinda like watching a porno with them. Smoking is something you do with your friends.

So kicking back and throwing a porno in the DVD player with friends around is acceptable?
#32
oh, and I forgot, this happened to my bro, my cousin and my uncle. Since everyone is telling stories I'll tell his. My bro was at my cousins house and they were just sitting there waiting for my uncle to go to bed, and my uncle actually asked them what they are waiting for, and told them to get it out, and my bro and my cousin smoked with my uncle, I was shocked when my bro told me this, I wish I was there.
#33
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Drugs r bad.



Not half as bad as speaking out of ignorance.

OP: That's awesome. Let us know how toking up with him goes.
#34
The man may leave the weed but the weed shall never leaveth the man

God said that in Ye Olde Testicale somewhere
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#35
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The man may leave the weed but the weed shall never leaveth the man

God said that in Ye Olde Testicale somewhere


I like that
#36
Take it, make "special" brownies and feed it to him.
And tell him you found that oregano in his cupboard and tried to 'experiment'.
Works like a charm.
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So kicking back and throwing a porno in the DVD player with friends around is acceptable?


As long as balls don't touch, yes.
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#38
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Not half as bad as speaking out of ignorance.

OP: That's awesome. Let us know how toking up with him goes.

So I'm ignorant by saying drugs are bad? Pot isn't dangerous or anything but it can lead you down a road you wouldn't want to take.
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Quote by pratt121
I've smoked with my dad before.

Once.

He found my stash, told me I should do a better job of hiding it, he wasn't mad cause he had done it when he was college-age like me, but he was like "Your mom will kill you if she finds it, so hide it better." A few weeks later my mom was out of town and I met up with him for dinner, we had a few beers and were hanging out on the deck and he was like, "Alright, **** policy, I know you got some weed."

It was strange but it was a good time.


lol, your dad sounds awesome
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Quote by IcePh0enix
So I'm ignorant by saying drugs are bad? Pot isn't dangerous or anything but it can lead you down a road you wouldn't want to take.


Yeah maybe if you're a dumbass with no will power.

I don't consider weed a drug anyway though, if we're gonna start calling random plants drugs, what's next, an apple?
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