Allright, this is funny, I promise!

You are going to choose three things you'd wish you had. Skills, rig and guitar.

Example1: I wish I had Clapton's skills, Petrucci's rig and one of Kerry King's guitars.

Example2: I wish I had Hendrix's skills, Vai's rig and one of Michael Angelo's guitars.

Now, fellows UGers, make the ultimate combination of gear and skills! Here's mine:

I wish I had Christopher Amott's skills, Michael Amott's rig and one of Jeff Hanneman's guitars.
I wish i had Thomas Erak's skills, Omar Rodieguez Lopez's rig, and one of J Mascis's guitars.
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I wish I had Hendrix's skills, Hendrix's rig and one of Hendrix's guitars.

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This man deserves my +1


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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


XBL: huffy409
i have, (jk wish i had)

dimebags killer riffage skills, I'm good with my gear thanks and one of Randy rhoads' guitars
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I wish I had Avril Lavigne's skills, Tom Delonge's rig and one of Deryck Whibley'guitars

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I look at boobs and bums and stuff I get really horny and stuff.

I wish I had Matt Heafy's skills, Adam D's rig & one of Adam D's guitars.
Dean From Hell
Jackson USA King V
Randall RG-50 TC All Tube Combo
Dave Mustaine's skills, Corey Beaulieu's Rig, one of Adam Dutkiewicz's guitars.

edit: ^Damn you for beating me to Adam D haha
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Yngwi3, You win this whole monstrosity of a thread.

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For the best tingle, use Original Source mint. That shit feels amazing on your balls.

Godfather of The Diezel Mafia
I wish I had Marty Friedman's skills, Kirk Hammett's rig, and one of Randy Rhoad's guitars.
Deron Miller's skills, Slash's rig, Zacky V's guitar (mirror finish one. That or the Gibson version of mine)
“This was a manuscript of the night we couldn’t read.”
Django Reinhardts skills, Synyster Gates rig and Alexi Laihos guitar.

Why is this so funny?
I wish i had Joe Perry or Mick Mars' skills, John Frusciante's rig, and one or Claudio Sanchez's awesome guitars. Or Daron Malakian's skills, Dan Donnegan's rig, and one of Dan Jacobs' ESPs.
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I wish I had Avril Lavigne's skills, Tom Delonge's rig and one of Deryck Whibley'guitars

Don't we all
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If I opened an Indian my slogan would be...

"If you don't crap your pants within five minutes of consumption you get a free warm soda!"
i wish i had jason becker's skill, jason becker's rig and one of chuck shuldiner's guitars.
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Dismemberment gives me an erection!
I wish I had Dan Jacobs skillz,Tim McTaugue's(sp?) rig, and Dan Jacobs' guitar.
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If I was Santa you'd all get shit for Christmas.
I wish I had Paul Waggoners skill (Between the Buried and Me)
Michael Akerfeldts rig (Opeth)
Michael Amotts guitar (Arch Enemy)
Spiral Out
I wish I had my own skills (Oh wait I do ) Metallica's Rig. And one of Satch's Guitars.
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How many mods does it take ban half of the pit?
one, Carmel.

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i wish i had 1.Karl sanders riffage and solo skills. 2. Adam Jones rig 3. One of chick schuldiners guitars
The Set Up
1- Bc.Rich Nj Series Best w/Emgs
2-Ibanez v-blade, custom snakeskin
3-Fender Stratocaster
4-1986 Charvel Model 5
MXR Phase 90
BBE Sonic Maximizer
Dunlop crybaby original
I wish that i had Neil Flynn's skills, Neil Flynn's rig, and Neil Flynn's Guitar

Oh wait, i do!!
UG's Stock Market Guy

Hablo Español
Wǒ néng shuō Zhōngwén

So you can speak to me in English, Spanish or Chinese

My Recordings:

Dissident Blues
El Farol
We'll Make This Work
Stop This Train
I wish I had Mikael Akerfeldt's skills, Mikael Akerfeldt's rig and one of Mikael Akerfeldt's guitars.
Founder of UGPSA: Ultimate-Guitar's Pot Smokers Association. PM me to join.
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ak guitarist doesn't dress in the morning. he kills throughout the day and attires himself appropriately

Jimmy Pages skill, Slash's Rig, and one of Pages guitars.
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Bigfoot.... The Abominable Snowman.... Chinese Democracy.... all stories, nothing more.

pablo gilberto's skills, omar rodriguez's rig, and some custom ibanez
I see no sign of fortress.