#1
Allright, this is funny, I promise!

You are going to choose three things you'd wish you had. Skills, rig and guitar.

Example1: I wish I had Clapton's skills, Petrucci's rig and one of Kerry King's guitars.

Example2: I wish I had Hendrix's skills, Vai's rig and one of Michael Angelo's guitars.

Now, fellows UGers, make the ultimate combination of gear and skills! Here's mine:

I wish I had Christopher Amott's skills, Michael Amott's rig and one of Jeff Hanneman's guitars.
#3
I wish i had Thomas Erak's skills, Omar Rodieguez Lopez's rig, and one of J Mascis's guitars.
#4
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I wish I had Hendrix's skills, Hendrix's rig and one of Hendrix's guitars.

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This man deserves my +1

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#5
i have, (jk wish i had)

dimebags killer riffage skills, I'm good with my gear thanks and one of Randy rhoads' guitars
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#7
I wish I had Avril Lavigne's skills, Tom Delonge's rig and one of Deryck Whibley'guitars
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#9
I wish I had Matt Heafy's skills, Adam D's rig & one of Adam D's guitars.
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#10
Dave Mustaine's skills, Corey Beaulieu's Rig, one of Adam Dutkiewicz's guitars.

edit: ^Damn you for beating me to Adam D haha
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#11
I wish I had Marty Friedman's skills, Kirk Hammett's rig, and one of Randy Rhoad's guitars.
#12
Deron Miller's skills, Slash's rig, Zacky V's guitar (mirror finish one. That or the Gibson version of mine)
“This was a manuscript of the night we couldn’t read.”
#13
Django Reinhardts skills, Synyster Gates rig and Alexi Laihos guitar.


Why is this so funny?
#14
I wish i had Joe Perry or Mick Mars' skills, John Frusciante's rig, and one or Claudio Sanchez's awesome guitars. Or Daron Malakian's skills, Dan Donnegan's rig, and one of Dan Jacobs' ESPs.
#17
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I wish I had Avril Lavigne's skills, Tom Delonge's rig and one of Deryck Whibley'guitars


Don't we all
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"If you don't crap your pants within five minutes of consumption you get a free warm soda!"
#18
i wish i had jason becker's skill, jason becker's rig and one of chuck shuldiner's guitars.
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#20
I wish I had Dan Jacobs skillz,Tim McTaugue's(sp?) rig, and Dan Jacobs' guitar.
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#22
I wish I had Paul Waggoners skill (Between the Buried and Me)
Michael Akerfeldts rig (Opeth)
Michael Amotts guitar (Arch Enemy)
Spiral Out
#24
I wish I had my own skills (Oh wait I do ) Metallica's Rig. And one of Satch's Guitars.
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#25
i wish i had 1.Karl sanders riffage and solo skills. 2. Adam Jones rig 3. One of chick schuldiners guitars
The Set Up
1- Bc.Rich Nj Series Best w/Emgs
2-Ibanez v-blade, custom snakeskin
3-Fender Stratocaster
4-1986 Charvel Model 5
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MXR Phase 90
BBE Sonic Maximizer
Dunlop crybaby original
#27
I wish that i had Neil Flynn's skills, Neil Flynn's rig, and Neil Flynn's Guitar

Oh wait, i do!!
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Dissident Blues
El Farol
Lenny
We'll Make This Work
Stop This Train
#28
I wish I had Mikael Akerfeldt's skills, Mikael Akerfeldt's rig and one of Mikael Akerfeldt's guitars.
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#29
Jimmy Pages skill, Slash's Rig, and one of Pages guitars.
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#31
pablo gilberto's skills, omar rodriguez's rig, and some custom ibanez
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