#1
So for you guys out there, you know how when you're chillin with your friends you mess around and stuff. Sometimes you'll do like dumb tricks with your balls and just random stupid stuff you definetely don't do in front of girls? well one of my friends told a girl i'm taking to homecoming and talking to about something i did with my balls, which was pretty funny, but i didnt want any girls to know about it. well now she thinks i'm like weird or something, which i'm not, so i was asking, how should i confront her about this cause i really want to straighten things out?
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#3
Why the **** do you play with your balls infront of other guys. You ARE wierd
#5
You and your friends play with you balls in front of each other?


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#7
wth? umm me and my friends dont find playing with our balls together a good time...
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#8
yea...a little strange, but i wouldnt bring it up

just take her to homecoming and see what happens
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#9
i was about to say what everyone else already said. so ill just express my mutual outrage that he broke dude law. you gotta do something to him now..... nothing ball-related though
#10


balls are fun, expessialy in groups
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#11
u r weird if u do "funny" with your balls in front of yur friends...
also wtf could u do with your balls in front of yur friends that could be funny to you or them?
#13
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#14
OK... i dont think you guys understand, we dont enjoy playing with our balls in front of our friends. Have you guys ever heard of the goat or batwing and **** like that? i'm talking about that, and we dont do it all the time, i'm pretty sure all guys have done that
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#15
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OK... i dont think you guys understand, we dont enjoy playing with our balls in front of our friends. Have you guys ever heard of the goat or batwing and **** like that? i'm talking about that, and we dont do it all the time, i'm pretty sure all guys have done that


No ****ing clue what you're talking about.
#16
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OK... i dont think you guys understand, we dont enjoy playing with our balls in front of our friends. Have you guys ever heard of the goat or batwing and **** like that? i'm talking about that, and we dont do it all the time, i'm pretty sure all guys have done that


OMG THE GAME!!!!!

We played that at uni... we got someone with the goat, all 6 of us, as he walked through the front door. We were all staggared up the stairs, he walked in, and slowly looked up, lol.

I'll provide a youtube vid with the rules in a second.

EDIT: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ByOxg0sMPJg

Be patient, it's a longish video.
#17
the what....? and where the hell do you live....
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#18
the stupidest thing i do in front of my friends is that i get a long and point stick and put it under my shirt so it looks like i have a 5 foot erection.
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#19
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Hi my name's Fender_Strat_50, I enjoy playing with my ball s in front of my friends.


That's basically what I got from your post. Correct me if I'm wrong.
#20
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I don't play with my balls around my friends. I am not a homosexual.



yeah, i agree.

i never played with my balls around my friends.

that just seems a little gay.
#23
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OK... i dont think you guys understand, we dont enjoy playing with our balls in front of our friends. Have you guys ever heard of the goat or batwing and **** like that? i'm talking about that, and we dont do it all the time, i'm pretty sure all guys have done that

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#24
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So for you guys out there, you know how when you're chillin with your friends you mess around and stuff. Sometimes you'll do like dumb tricks with your balls and just random stupid stuff you definetely don't do in front of girls? well one of my friends told a girl i'm taking to homecoming and talking to about something i did with my balls, which was pretty funny, but i didnt want any girls to know about it. well now she thinks i'm like weird or something, which i'm not, so i was asking, how should i confront her about this cause i really want to straighten things out?


This thread reached a new level of faggotry that I have never heard of before.
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Heard of in all of your days as an aug. 07er?

naw just kidding though.
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