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#3
Hey...uh oh
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#5
you are a girl.

this site is full of teenage boys.

good luck.


lol


but really, hi. hope you like it here.
#6
so you play guitar?

that's hot. let's get naked.

Oh wait....
Quote by 6079 Smith W
One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

Shoopin' that whoop since before you were born, son.
#7
You will leave sooner than you think.

Once you have seen the abyss of evolution that is the pit.
Member #8 of the "Official UG Teabaggers' Cult". PM Slayer224 to join.
#8
My Guitars:
One
Two
Quote by The Needles
All the kids in the coffee houses
try to act like they know what loud is
all they know is an electric beat
if you're rockin to this, you'll be rockin with me!
#10
+1000 profile views
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#12
Welcome aboard.

There's actually a "New Members" part of the site, with a threads for the purpose of introductions, so it'd probably be better if you introduced yourself there:

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=35

EDIT: ^Whoops, looks like someone beat me to it.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#13
n00b Forum. But since you are a girl, no one will report you.

Damn you, horny teenagers

That includes me by the way.
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#14
it's a cop!!!
Quote by CowsWithGuns
And the facade of heterosexualism in the punk and ska forum came crashing down like a fat girl falling off a balcony...
#15
Quote by daytripper75
you are a girl.

this site is full of*horny* teenage boys. (and wahappen)

good luck.


lol


but really, hi. hope you like it here.

fixed
Quote by AlecMag
I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


Quote by LadyHellRaiser
Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


Quote by rmr024
no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#16
*waiting for the "tits or gtfo" post*
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#18
I like how when there are new male members that introduce themselves in the pit he gets:

"jesus christ wtf gtfo n00b"
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Wise words Trashfan.

trashfan
Quote by Chubbychunks
It's not going to be that great. Although particle physics does give me a hadron.
#20
Quote by jravolta
so you play guitar?

that's hot. let's get naked.

Oh wait....


+12,000 for the XKCD reference
#21
Quote by thrashfan
I like how when there are new male members that introduce themselves in the pit he gets:

"jesus christ wtf gtfo n00b"


Yeah, well she's a girl.

<.<

>.>
#22
Haha, if you were a guy and you posted this, you would have been flamed to kingdom come.

God, UG is so sexist...
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#23
Quote by Dimebag22
n00b Forum. But since you are a girl, no one will report you.

Damn you, horny teenagers

That includes me by the way.


I believe in equality of the sexes. *reported*


nah i couldnt do it
#24
Quote by zippidyduda
Haha, if you were a guy and you posted this, you would have been flamed to kingdom come.

God, UG is so sexist...

nah, just horny
Quote by AlecMag
I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


Quote by LadyHellRaiser
Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


Quote by rmr024
no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#25
Quote by zippidyduda
Haha, if you were a guy and you posted this, you would have been flamed to kingdom come.

God, UG is so sexist...

More like horny 13 year olds!
I'm a communist. Really.
#26
Your not fooling me Chris Hansen...
Ibanez RG4EXQM1
XBL Gamertag: XzXPatrickXzX
The System HAS Failed
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"RUSSELL! WHAT THE F*CK!!!!"
#29
Quote by XzX_Patrick_XzX
Your not fooling me Chris Hansen...


oh my god! chris hansen!


*shoots self in head*
#30
Yeah, by sexist I mean horny, haha
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#31
hmm female+the pit=...I shall not do the math...
Quote by SkyValley
Kids keep having sex younger and younger these days. Eventually kids will be born without their virginity and their first words will be "bow chicka bow wow."
#34
Heeey.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#35
Someone post the "jeep brah" demote
Quote by AlecMag
I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


Quote by LadyHellRaiser
Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


Quote by rmr024
no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#36
Quote by TOAOIsaac
Pics or you are not real.

+111111 and besides all chicks have cameras... and a myspace and most of the time a camera phone of sorts
Quote by SkyValley
Kids keep having sex younger and younger these days. Eventually kids will be born without their virginity and their first words will be "bow chicka bow wow."
#38
Quote by I love weed
What's a "toke"?

By that I mean, good question.

Slater?
#40
Quote by goofygirl16
wow. everyone thinks i care about what they say. w/e. lol oh by thee way im bi.


You don't care
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

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