#1
I forget what I was reading when I came up with this, but basically I based this off the image of a monkey putting on makeup while seeing a beautiful woman in the reflection. Have at it!

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Sexy Monkey
August 16th, 2007

Hey there, sexy monkey,
Where’re you going, what’s your hurry?
Is the world simple enough for you?
Are there just too many trends?
Few ideas are changing hands.
Recycled thoughts just left out to dry.
Hey there, sexy monkey.
What’s your name now, what’s your story?
Monkey see, monkey do,
Reading lines, taking cues.

Well everything’s easy when it’s wrapped in a bag,
You say that you’re a rebel but you’re so afraid of change.
I prefer to stand out then to follow the crowd.
I’d rather be alone then to be the same as you.

Hey there, sexy monkey,
What’s your age now, what’s your worry?
With your too tight pants and your too tight skin,
You better not smile cause it’s wearing thin.
All the young dudes with new ripped jeans,
A couple hundred bucks for a misplaced seam.
Lines under eyes and not from age,
Better catch your makeup ‘cause it’s running away.
Oh no, you sexy monkey,
Better smarten up or you’re gonna be sorry.
Keep looking in the mirror,
But it’s not getting clearer.
Stop seeing only what you want to.

Well everything’s easy when it’s wrapped in a bag,
You say that you’re a rebel but you’re so afraid of change.
I prefer to stand out then to follow the crowd.
I’d rather be alone then to be the same as you.

Yah you there, you sexy monkey,
Why you gotta be so quick to judge me?
Hey, hey, sexy monkey,
Better run quick if you want to catch me.
Oh no, you sexy monkey,
Paint on a smile cause you’re looking dreary.
Yah you, you sexy monkey,
Take off the mask, just throw your ****!

Well everything’s easy when it’s wrapped in a bag,
You say that you’re a rebel but you’re so afraid of change.
I prefer to stand out then to follow the crowd.
I’d rather be alone then to be the same as you.
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... yah, it's a tad long... my bad