#1
I know these probably aren't very practical to use... but there super funny to read.

http://www.linesthataregood.com/


some of my favorites are:

"Hey, are you free tonight...or is it gonna cost me?"

"Sex Kills, want to die happy?"

"Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? (girl says no) ...wink at her"

"How about you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"

"There are 265 bones in the human body.... want another?"

"If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Hey i just got this tan in Hawaii...call me when you want it to rub off on you"


lol... if the mods don't like the thread just tell me and remove it
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#6
Quote by WtrPlyr
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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#7
Let's play gynecologist.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#9
lol wtf....

"I wan't to use your thighs as earmuffs"

{staring at a girls boobs} "Is it cold in here?"
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#10
Act all swave
and say " hey that dress is very becoming" (as in 'in-style' fashionable)
"but then again if i was on you i'd be cuming too"
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#13
Quote by Spamwise
"want to lick my ding dong?"

that one works wonders.


ya i bet it does...
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#14
Quote by WtrPlyr
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

*thud*
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#15
if you were a booger it pick you first
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#16
"Suck my dick"?
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#18
"Hey,lets flip a coin."
"Heads I get tail,Tails I get head"
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#19
Hey wanna come back to my place? We can play...sex...
HEY
Do you like anime/manga?
PM me about buying the graphic novels I'm trying to sell
#20
Roses are red, violets are blue, I need someone to ****, that someone is you.
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#21
Do you work at subway? cuz you just gave me a foot long

Hey baby is your last name gilette, cuz you're the best a man can get
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#23
"I had a nightmare. Can i sleep in your bed tonight?"
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#26
i came up with this in dutch, hopefullly i translated it right to keep it funny

"I would love to be inside a womans body.. You want me in there as well?"
#27
"I'm the keymaster; are you the gate keeper?"
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#28
You have an absolutely breath taking heiny. I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it.
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#31
"I heard you really suck in bed"

This line opens up thousands of possibilities.
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#32
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. i found this one funny
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I like to pretend I'm Johnny Depp, and scissor away at my crotch.

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holy **** awesome win right there

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/win!
#33
Quote by Shred Head
You're like fast food, I wanna take you out...
...*girl smiles*...
'and eat you in my car!'
I might try that one just for the comic value
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#34
as long as you acknowledge the pickup lines as being cheesy to the girl; they actually work, in a reverse psychology kinda way...
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#35
or....hi sorry i have been staring at you but i am new in town and you look just like someone i knew from back home.

not cheesey it actually works because the girl most times will engage you in convo which is the beginning to you getting what you want
#36
Quote by snowbert
i came up with this in dutch, hopefullly i translated it right to keep it funny

"I would love to be inside a womans body.. You want me in there as well?"


No, you did not translate it right, I dunno what you were trying to translate. write it in dutch maybe I can translate it
#37
"Can I interest you in a sex crime?"

"I heard you're a real dog... wanna bone?"

"Wanna play war? I'll lie on the ground and you can blow me to death"
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