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#1
okay, so my friend just told me that at his school (where i went up until 2 years ago) there was a shooting.

a fifth grader stole a car, drove to the farm behind the school, stole a gun, and proceeded to drive back. he then shot the director of transportations (guy in charge of the busses) in the wrist.


he's not 100% sure on details. this is all he knows so far.


thoughts?
Last edited by fartpoopqueef at Oct 17, 2007,
#2
Aren't you like, 10 when you're in 5th grade?
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#5
yeah how did a 5th grader steal a car? are you sure your not in 5th grade yourself? story sounds bizarre to me..... and how does one steal a gun from a barn? and even if any of this happened, i doubt your friend would know every detail if the boy who "shot" the guy was detained by police. i call BS
#7
well, he stole it from the house that was by the barn. not that actual barn itself.

and he's not 100% sure. he just heard this from around school. they went on lockdown though, so it wasn't just a rumor.
#8
so you're a 7th grader then, correct?
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yeah how did a 5th grader steal a car? are you sure your not in 5th grade yourself? story sounds bizarre to me..... and how does one steal a gun from a barn? and even if any of this happened, i doubt your friend would know every detail if the boy who "shot" the guy was detained by police. i call BS



Wow, you hit the nail on the head.

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#10
Ha my dad is the director of transportations, but in California. DO you have a news link?
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#11
Sounds far fetched to me. What does"CUT THE STEP" mean anyways? And who attacked the teacher? The shooter or the mental kid?
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#12
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Wow, you hit the nail on the head.

And long time no speak Rush Fan!


i know man what you been upto?

i havent been on UG in ages

and yes back on topic i think we all agree to not trust a user named fartpoopqueef.

you said he was 100% sure then said he wasnt 100% sure. get your story straight
#15
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yeah how did a 5th grader steal a car? are you sure your not in 5th grade yourself? story sounds bizarre to me..... and how does one steal a gun from a barn? and even if any of this happened, i doubt your friend would know every detail if the boy who "shot" the guy was detained by police. i call BS

i said from a farm. not a BARN.

and, i didn't proofread. i just posted this in a hurry. it should have said *he's not 100% sure on details*

and yeah, it was the mental kid that attacked the teacher. but, i just found out he didn't really attack her. just hit her like twice.

soooo this is all i know so far.

edit: my friend and i are both sophomores.
#16
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i know man what you been upto?

i havent been on UG in ages

and yes back on topic i think we all agree to not trust a user named fartpoopqueef.

you said he was 100% sure then said he wasnt 100% sure. get your story straight



Not much like, yourself?

And fartpoopqueef

Please re register with a new name and then you might get taken seriously
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Not much like, yourself?

And fartpoopqueef

Please re register with a new name and then you might get taken seriously

well, is there a way to re-register, but have the same email?

this is the only email address i have.
#18
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i said from a farm. not a BARN.

and, i didn't proofread. i just posted this in a hurry. it should have said *he's not 100% sure on details*

and yeah, it was the mental kid that attacked the teacher. but, i just found out he didn't really attack her. just hit her like twice.

soooo this is all i know so far.

edit: my friend and i are both sophomores.


please explain to me how a 5th grader can drive to a farm, steal a gun, and drive back. my brother is in 5th grade and he wouldn't know the first thing to do in a car, let alone stear and hit the gas at the same time. this thread is officialy bs.
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K, lemme just clarify what is TRUE.

*Bus trans head shot
*fifth grader did it

And the information that is rumour, but has been repeated by several people.

*fifth grader stole a car
*went to farm behind school. Hell, its close enough that he could have walked.
#21
please explain to me how a 5th grader can drive to a farm, steal a gun, and drive back. my brother is in 5th grade and he wouldn't know the first thing to do in a car, let alone stear and hit the gas at the same time. this thread is officialy bs.

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K, where do you live? This school's Highschool is made up of less than 400 people, and is in the middle of nowhere. People know things way beyond their years about cars, guns, and other things.
#23
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this sounds like 10 pounds of manure in a 5 pound bag... way too much bull****.


Ok, think that. I honestly don't care, nor did I want this posted really. I've lost interest already. Believe what you want.
#25
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K, lemme just clarify what is TRUE.

*Bus trans head shot
*fifth grader did it

And the information that is rumour, but has been repeated by several people.

*fifth grader stole a car
*went to farm behind school. Hell, its close enough that he could have walked.


FTW was the dealio with the wrist shot from the TS?????

STFU GTFO!
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#26
News site link? School shootings are bigger news than OJ nowadays.
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#27
Firstly, I just registered today because my friend was fudging the details.

Metal, I can't even make out what the hell you were trying to say. I'm guess it had something to do with "bus trans head shot". He wasn't shot in the head, he IS the head. All info points to him being shot in the wrist.
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Firstly, I just registered today because my friend was fudging the details.

Metal, I can't even make out what the hell you were trying to say. I'm guess it had something to do with "bus trans head shot". He wasn't shot in the head, he IS the head. All info points to him being shot in the wrist.


I'm just saying there is no Legit news evidence.
Until i see some i am not utterly convinced


and btw GTFO = Get the f*** off

STFU = Shut The F**k Up
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#30
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I'm just saying there is no Legit news evidence.
Until i see some i am not utterly convinced


and btw GTFO = Get the f*** off

STFU = Shut The F**k Up


I agree with that. You shouldn't believe me w/o proof. Unfortunately, there isnt any yet. It happened late in the day.
#31
Be sure to post it up once it has been put online!

That might helpo alot
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#32
so the ts dissappears as soon as theycallme50 registers...

same person?
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that part made me lol..
#36
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that part made me lol..

The promotional part or the fact that you probably will never be able to watch it because of the whole distance factor?
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#37
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The promotional part or the fact that you probably will never be able to watch it because of the whole distance factor?


lolol both, i mean they could have put:
if you wish to learn more on the subject, a report will be on tonight at KOMU
or something like that, but not
HEY YOU, WATCH F*CKING KOMU!

edit: forgot to put at the begginig promotional part, the part ill never be able to watch it, just makes me happy
#38
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There's the proof. And no, fartpoopqueef and I aren't the same person. I told him about this over MSN and he posted it here. He did a ****ty job so I registered and tried to fix the mess he made, lol.

Ok now I believe you 100% (about why you registered today)

And what is with all these shootings. It must be what all the cool kids are doing now
#39
Haha, i apologize for doubting you, but you have to admit its a pretty ridiculous story. And the first post was rather sketch.

Man, that kid is getting a real head start on the whole teenage angst thing.
#40
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with a gun it would probably go straight through, you'd just bleed to death

wtf? that'd take a long time if it's just the wrist.
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