Poll: Would you sell your soul for $1
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Yes
19 17%
No
94 83%
Voters: 113.
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#1
Would you sell your soul for $1. I have a jar of souls that people have sold me. Half the people want them back a few weeks later because they think its not right. I dont know what to do with them.

So basically, what should I do with my jar of souls?
#2
seeing as souls dont exist, yes.

what should you do with it? burn them so the people feel bad because a) they are so gullible to believe they have a soul, b) they lost what they didnt have
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#3
You can't sell your soul, that's just what the devil says to create confusion...

or at least that's what I saw on tv
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#5
Hehehe...

If someone was stupid enough to pay me for a soul (I don't believe in anything like that) I'd hold off until it hit three or more figures.

Wipe dog poo on them and put them at the bottom of a jar full of salt and barbed wire.
See what they'd do for it.
#7
I don't believe in souls, but if I were selling it, I'd want at least $50
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#8
You're not the smartest business man, are you?
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#9
Actually I am because some people have paid $20+ to get them back.

I just dont want to throw them out and I dont want to give them back.
#11
Give me 5 bucks at least man... I have a verrry prrrrecious soulll...
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#12
neh, i know i can get at least $100,000 a year in the process of losing my soul in a ****ty job.
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#13
I dunno if souls exist or not(or even if I have one if they do), so not for $1. Hell, I could just about buy a Mars bar for that.
#15
if soul is a metaphor for your spiritual and mental embodiment then yea id sell it for a buck, because it doesnt leave you- selling your music is the same thing- you're sellin little bits of your soul for each royalty.
#16
i have no soul
souls dont exist
your stupid if you think they do

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#17
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i have no soul
souls dont exist
your stupid if you think they do


orly, so anyone with any form of spirituality is stupid? Just out of curiosity, how did you become such a genius to master the metaphysical?

But make them pay out the ass.
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#20
The soul of an innocent and the right incantation can open a gateway to hell.

So hell yeah, you can have my soul!
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#21
I'd put up the price to about a fiver. Not because I think my soul is worth more, I just want to extract more money from you. Seeing as there's virtually no chance of them existing, any extra money I can get is a bonus.
#22
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i have no soul
souls dont exist
your stupid if you think they do

Your name is so fitting here.
#25
I really can't be arsed with the hassle of going down to the travel agents or bank and changing whatever a pitiful $1 is into Sterling, I won't even buy me a chocolate bar.

#26
Hey, free dollar.
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Your name is so fitting here.

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#28
I'm British, what the hell am I gonna do with a dollar?
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#29
what the hell are you guys talking about?!
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#31
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Buy a piece of gum?


You do know we have a different currency here?
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#32
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You do know we have a different currency here?

1 USD = About .7 Euro
I hope 70 cents is enough to buy some gum.
#34
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You do know we have a different currency here?

Heh, you know me well enough...

You do know you can exchange it?

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1 USD = About .7 Euro
I hope 70 cents is enough to buy some gum.


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#35
1 Dolllar is about 47p at the moment, but by the time the Bureau Di Cambio has taken their cut it's about 40p.

Not enough to buy a chocolate bar.
#36
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1 Dolllar is about 47p at the moment, but by the time the Bureau Di Cambio has taken their cut it's about 40p.

Not enough to buy a chocolate bar.


Yeah it is, a standard Mars bar is about 37p.

I had a Dime bar today for 35p!

Happy times......
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#37
Quote by that_1_dude24
1 USD = About .7 Euro
I hope 70 cents is enough to buy some gum.


BRITAIN. We don't use Euros. It would come to about 60p (on a better day for America) but could be about 40p. Which could be enough to buy gum, depending where I go. But I would most likely spend more money in the process of getting it converted into sterling and the effort is too great for some gum.
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#38
Quote by that_1_dude24
1 USD = About .7 Euro
I hope 70 cents is enough to buy some gum.



Nono its about 50 p...we dont use euros. And 50p would barley get you a piece of gum these days..its disgusting.
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#40
Quote by break-me-in
BRITAIN. We don't use Euros. It would come to about 60p (on a better day for America) but could be about 40p. Which could be enough to buy gum, depending where I go. But I would most likely spend more money in the process of getting it converted into sterling and the effort is too great for some gum.

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Crap. I forgot about that.
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