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in anatomy we all are making a poster thing that shows a skeleton. we color the different sections and whatnot, and we get to name it. i thought of mr. boner, but i doubt the teacher would let me get away with it.
so, i ask UG to give me a funny clever name.
go!
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Pubert
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Napoleon Boneapart
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#5
Plain old Bones?
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#6
John Smith.

itll take you awhile to figure out the hilarious irony and cleverness of that name.
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#7
Jack Skellington?

Mr. Sawbones?

The Almighty Epic Calcium-Filled Anomoly from Beyond the Grave...?
#10
Call him Eddie! O no wait, some band already did that
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#11
big bag o bones
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#15
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Anyone else remember the kids tv show of the skeletons who lived in a house and came out at night? It was pretty cool.


Lol yea, that was wierd...

Didn't the beginning start with something like "in a dark dark town" or something like that and everything was "a dark dark.... in a dark dark..."?
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#16
I totally remember that, but I had the story books (damn thin things, those were) and it wasn't shown on TV. They even had a dog too. It gave me the creeps to read it, what a lonely story.
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Joe Schmoe
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I totally remember that, but I had the story books (damn thin things, those were) and it wasn't shown on TV. They even had a dog too. It gave me the creeps to read it, what a lonely story.


Can you remember what it was called though?
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Stalfos? Skull kid? Dave?
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bony McBone bone


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#24
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Pubert


yes.

very much.

or james pierce (cause thats my name and its sweet)
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#25
Keith Richards.
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u shud call him layzie bone, or krayzie bone. Worrrd.
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Howard.


I like Nichole Richie the best though.
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Funny bones, motherfucker.


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Nicole Richie.


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#32
Your teacher's first name.
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#35
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Call him Eddie! O no wait, some band already did that

Eddie was a zombie you falopian tube!

call him Hank.
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#38
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in anatomy we all are making a poster thing that shows a skeleton. we color the different sections and whatnot, and we get to name it. i thought of mr. boner, but i doubt the teacher would let me get away with it.
so, i ask UG to give me a funny clever name.
go!

Smithy Jenkins or Eugene chizilles.
#39
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Stalfos? Skull kid? Dave?


Quit playing Zelda, damn it.

On topic: Bone-me Elmo.
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#40
Melissa!!! after King Diamond's skeleton!!!
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