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#1
when you're having sex with your GF and you shouted/moan the wrong name.

okay your turn!
I got 99 problems and they all bitches
#7
you know youre screwed if you sleep over at Girlfriends house and then go for a piss and her parents are awake and you have a gigantic morning wood and no clothes
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-Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
-Ibanez MTM2
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-Peavey StudioPro
-Randall RH50T Head
-Behringer 4x12 cab
Pedals:
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-Boss SD-1
-MXR 10 Band Equalizer

7-String guitars are badass!
#8
you know you are (litterally) screwed when when you wake up after a party and your butt aches ..


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#9
^^party-*********
Guitars:
-Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
-Ibanez MTM2
Amplifiers and Cabinets:
-Peavey StudioPro
-Randall RH50T Head
-Behringer 4x12 cab
Pedals:
-Ibanez WD-7 Wah
-Boss SD-1
-MXR 10 Band Equalizer

7-String guitars are badass!
#10
You know you're screwed when you get diagnosed with AIDS and you are still a virgin.
WTLTL 2011
#11
Quote by Mark G
You know you're screwed when you get diagnosed with AIDS and you are still a virgin.

I got 99 problems and they all bitches
#12
when you die, get to heaven, and you're greeted by Satan.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#13
Quote by Mark G
You know you're screwed when you get diagnosed with AIDS and you are still a virgin.


But a raging heroin addict...........
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#14
You know youre screwed when you wake up after the best sex of your life and theres a man beside you
Guitars:
-Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
-Ibanez MTM2
Amplifiers and Cabinets:
-Peavey StudioPro
-Randall RH50T Head
-Behringer 4x12 cab
Pedals:
-Ibanez WD-7 Wah
-Boss SD-1
-MXR 10 Band Equalizer

7-String guitars are badass!
#15
you know you're screwed if your dad's a priest.
I got 99 problems and they all bitches
#16
You know you're screwed.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#17
You know youre screwed when this turns up in a thread





SORRY
Guitars:
-Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
-Ibanez MTM2
Amplifiers and Cabinets:
-Peavey StudioPro
-Randall RH50T Head
-Behringer 4x12 cab
Pedals:
-Ibanez WD-7 Wah
-Boss SD-1
-MXR 10 Band Equalizer

7-String guitars are badass!
Last edited by phenom1991 at Oct 18, 2007,
#20
when your own thread gets hijacked with pictures youd rather not see surface ever again, even in private.
Gear:
Wasburn x-40w/floyd roseOFR
Swineshead venom+warthog pups
Kustom 100 wt quad DFX,Boss MT-2,Ibanez TS-7
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Post a naked picture of yourself with your guitar to join.
#21
Quote by minibrowny
when your banging your gf and when she comes she instantly grows a bear.


WHAT.THE.FUCK

how the hell do you grow a bear?
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Stukart, you're the most awesome human being I have ever met. I love you
#22
Quote by Stukart
WHAT.THE.FUCK

how the hell do you grow a bear?

I got 99 problems and they all bitches
#24
Quote by 4STRINGBOY
^ OMG REMOVE THAT MAN!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA gotcha man! Yeah i wont be mean
Guitars:
-Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
-Ibanez MTM2
Amplifiers and Cabinets:
-Peavey StudioPro
-Randall RH50T Head
-Behringer 4x12 cab
Pedals:
-Ibanez WD-7 Wah
-Boss SD-1
-MXR 10 Band Equalizer

7-String guitars are badass!
#25
Quote by phenom1991
HAHAHAHHAHAHA gotcha man! Yeah i wont be mean

lol its not mean it was funny i was just shock!!
I got 99 problems and they all bitches
#26
Quote by 4STRINGBOY
lol its not mean it was funny i was just shock!!

OKAY ADDED IT AGAIN!
Guitars:
-Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
-Ibanez MTM2
Amplifiers and Cabinets:
-Peavey StudioPro
-Randall RH50T Head
-Behringer 4x12 cab
Pedals:
-Ibanez WD-7 Wah
-Boss SD-1
-MXR 10 Band Equalizer

7-String guitars are badass!
#27
Seriously d00d it was a good pic have you considered being a guitar model?
Guitars:
-Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
-Ibanez MTM2
Amplifiers and Cabinets:
-Peavey StudioPro
-Randall RH50T Head
-Behringer 4x12 cab
Pedals:
-Ibanez WD-7 Wah
-Boss SD-1
-MXR 10 Band Equalizer

7-String guitars are badass!
#29
Quote by phenom1991
You know youre screwed when this turns up in a thread





SORRY



Dobzillaaa!!!
That thread was legendary

Atleast.. That was Dobby, Right?
#30
Quote by Scarlatti
Dobzillaaa!!!
That thread was legendary

Atleast.. That was Dobby, Right?


nah, that was somebody else no ?


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#31
Quote by Scarlatti
Dobzillaaa!!!
That thread was legendary

Atleast.. That was Dobby, Right?

i was 3rd membah foo'
I got 99 problems and they all bitches
#32
Quote by Scarlatti
Dobzillaaa!!!
That thread was legendary

Atleast.. That was Dobby, Right?

DUDE THATS ME!

sorry for the double post, it got edited
I got 99 problems and they all bitches
#33
Quote by 4STRINGBOY
DUDE THATS ME!

sorry for the double post, it got edited



Ah screw that >_<

VS


You kinda look like him tbh
Last edited by Scarlatti at Oct 18, 2007,
#34
This thread gave me big lulz just now
Guitars:
-Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
-Ibanez MTM2
Amplifiers and Cabinets:
-Peavey StudioPro
-Randall RH50T Head
-Behringer 4x12 cab
Pedals:
-Ibanez WD-7 Wah
-Boss SD-1
-MXR 10 Band Equalizer

7-String guitars are badass!
#35
The "Oh **** Moment" picture pwns you all.

And, you know you're screwed when a doctor laughs at your condition.
"The darkest souls are not those which choose to exist within the hell of the abyss, but those which choose to break free from the abyss and move silently among us."
#37
Quote by minibrowny
I meant grows a beard

i forgot to edit it.

i self owned


Oh. It was far funnier when I read it like this:

"You know your screwed when your banging your girl and she transforms into a bear"
#38
Quote by Demons&Wizards

I believe its called the crunch.
NO ONE EVER READS MY POSTS.
#39
Quote by minibrowny
I meant grows a beard

i forgot to edit it.

i self owned

I got 99 problems and they all bitches
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