i put firecrackers in my candy dish, that seems to really freak them out

im being michael jackson this year, but im just gonna do pranks and crap
good storys, pranks, costumes, pictures?
dress up two guys as scary as possible, then have them side on either side of your door and not move or show any signs of life, the kids will think they're life-sized dolls
when kids walk to your door, just as you're giving them candy, have one of the guys poke one of the kids on the shoulder
get creative, it scared the **** outta me
pics or it didnt happen.
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what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
i dunno, i was to busy masturba ting.

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EVH. I saw him in concert. And his brother was seriously the worst bass player I've ever seen.

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if my guitar had a pussy, i would never leave my room
a gun and a rocking chair. Then just sit outside ure house chewing some straw. That will make them Run. or it did when micheal jackson did it. ( )
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..