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#1
We were sitting in my alg. 2 class and some girl made one of the dumbest, most ridiculous statements I've ever heard.

She said that there are 52 states and she had a conniption when we tried to prove her wrong

"alaska and hawaii are states, so that's 52"

I feel sorry, she said she was going to look it up and prove us wrong.
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#3
Thats nothing, in my R.E class someone once asked, in complete seriousness. "how do you spell GCSE"
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Thats nothing, in my R.E class someone once asked, in complete seriousness. "how do you spell GCSE"


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im not from the states but i know theres 50... dunno the thing about hawwiia and alaska tho
#8
There are 52?????
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"Ha! What a dolt!" -> "I'ma make a thread about it!"

I don't see that connection.

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im not from the states but i know theres 50... dunno the thing about hawwiia and alaska tho



They're counted in the 50.
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im not from the states but i know theres 50... dunno the thing about hawwiia and alaska tho


It's that there are 50 states of which Hawaii and Alaska are two, but they're separated from the mainland.
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You're so dumb, you can't spell I.Q Bitch!


umm i wasn't the one who said it if you re-read the post. Presumably that means your so dumb you can't correctly interprate the English Language.
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well if you didn't quote the "alaska and hawaii....." part, then maybe she woulda been talking about a diff country....


WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

and btw there's 53 and 1/2
cuba, puerto rico, and half of mexico
#15
My friend said that in his English class, some girl called the character "Napoleon" from the book Animal Farm "Neapolitan"... like the ice cream.
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umm i wasn't the one who said it if you re-read the post. Presumably that means your so dumb you can't correctly interprate the English Language.



I meant that towards her not you =[

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#17
my US history class last year, this really dumb girl:

"what country is belgium in?"
(everone else in class) " are you f**king serious?!?!?!"

7th grade science class (i dont know how i even remember this) another dumb girl:
"i think the universe is god's giant shoebox"
we later on found out that she wants to become an astronaut when she gets older.....
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in my class a girl argued that there were 48 states. mind you we were in 10th grade at the time.
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"Ha! What a dolt!" -> "I'ma make a thread about it!"

I don't see that connection.

The connection is riiiiight THERE. ^
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My friend said that in his English class, some girl called the character "Napoleon" from the book Animal Farm "Neapolitan"... like the ice cream.


I did that on many occasion when we did that book in Year 9
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and btw there's 53 and 1/2
cuba, puerto rico, and half of mexico


That would only make 52 1/2.
#23
That's nothing, I've heard some horrendously stupid things in my high school biology/various science classes.

Stuff like "have we traveled to every place in our galaxy???".
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#24
i live in canada. i used to think there was 52 states, but then i found out there were 50.
sup?
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and btw there's 53 and 1/2
cuba, puerto rico, and half of mexico

Not only would that be considered 52 1/2, those are Territories, NOT states.
#26
I've heard some really stupid stuff, but for some reason it won't come to my mind. But I think that tops the cake

I really think someone pulled a classic "what's 911s #" but I could've been dreaming or some ****
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jack off Jill says we need to work together to make the thread of ultimate suctitude!
sup?
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jack off Jill says we need to work together to make the thread of ultimate suctitude!


how about no....

I think I can still be cool with JoJ I'm feeling pretty happy now that music has come back in my life so..no more sad threads for me.

besides I think we can all be cool with each other...
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I can't believe nobody's asked the obvious question here....

was she blonde?


yes

BUT.. she is naturally brown..maybe... lol
cuz her bro has blonde hair but brown was showing through so maybe


who know!

she likes girls anyways
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#32
A while back i was watching Tv with my girlfriend and a couple friends when the trailer for Pirates of the Carribean came on (the trailer where it shows a ship sailing towards an 'edge' with water falling off...the end of the world perhaps)

when she turned to us, and in all seriousness asked "Has anyone ever actually fallen off the end of the world?".
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yes

BUT.. she is naturally brown..maybe... lol
cuz her bro has blonde hair but brown was showing through so maybe


who know!

she likes girls anyways


i think he was referring to the classic stereotype/joke that blondes are dumb.
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umm i wasn't the one who said it if you re-read the post. Presumably that means your so dumb you can't correctly interprate the English Language.

He was making a joke directed at no one in particular
#35
Some dumb girl in my grade 9 science class asked "If two girls have a baby together is there a higher chance that it could be a girl?"
#36
A girl (blonde) in my class once asked "What's on the other side of the world" (the teacher was pointing at something on a map of the world). she then had a look of complete confusion on her face, when noone answered her completely reasonable question. Then she finally comprehended her own stupidity and shut up for the rest of that class. it was pretty hilarious, and we still laugh at her for that one.
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#37
Technically speaking, there are 46 states. Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and Virginia are legally commonwealths.
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#38
Last year (grade 11, mind), a girl in my anatomy class said, "How can Egypt be a country? I thought it was in Africa." We had to explain to her that Africa was a continent...
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i think he was referring to the classic stereotype/joke that blondes are dumb.


I know, but I was clarifying that I do believe she is blonde haha
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52.......plus PUERTO RICO!??

that's 53 states. duh
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