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#1
Weeeeeeeeelllll, here's how said merry tale developed...

Went to gig, left gig when it was finished, went 2 McDonalds, went to get a drink, thought "well i can jump those chairs", did.... but gashed my head open on the above shutter....landed on a chair, got up continued walking and then realised blood was pouring outta me....

Didn't hurt, just wouldn't stop bleeding!!!

Few pics btw.... I'll link them later!

And the whole lot of us were laughing our ****in heads off

Am ok btw, just needed some superglue - my dad actually used Loctite - I wonder where he got his medical degree from lol

Just wanted UGs thoughts on this matter
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#2
Don't jump over chairs, they'll fuck you up
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#3
its a sad sad day for Sozes Flying V
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do u have pics of the mcdonalds pplz faces when u started gushing blood everywhere?
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Am ok btw, just needed some superglue - my dad actually used Loctite - I wonder where he got his medical degree from lol



Superglue was designed for medical purposes. Bonds skin well, dries quickly and can be dissolved (in alcohol I believe) fairly easily.
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i'd love to see those wonderful pictures...
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#11
What do you want? A medal?!?!

Just kidding, I just like saying that right now

Sounds pretty nasty, how deep and long is the gash? Watch out for infections, or botfly larve
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What do you want? A medal?!?!

Just kidding, I just like saying that right now

Sounds pretty nasty, how deep and long is the gash? Watch out for infections, or botfly larve


Bout 1 -2 inches long, but not that deep...
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#14
pics or it didn't happen.
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pics or it didn't happen.


My friend took some on his phone, and plans to put them up on myspace, so I'll copy them into here when he does, ok?
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Sorry for the typo and i am completely aware on how to spell it, anyway i was gonna say don't do drugs.
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Btw, has anyone else did anything similar? Like not just head injuries, hurting themselves anywhere out of plain stupidity?
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#18
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Btw, has anyone else did anything similar? Like not just head injuries, hurting themselves anywhere out of plain stupidity?


No. Just you .
#19
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Btw, has anyone else did anything similar? Like not just head injuries, hurting themselves anywhere out of plain stupidity?

Yes, my 1 year old brother, that swine always hurting himself.
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Btw, has anyone else did anything similar? Like not just head injuries, hurting themselves anywhere out of plain stupidity?


Some guy hit me in the head with a wooden board. Idiot. At the hospital, they fixed it with a medical superglue.

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Go to the hospital. How dumb are you? Im bleeding like crazy so I'll just use regular old superglue to fix it!
#22
When i was little me and my brother were fighting. I had gotten one of those little swiss army knifes for boy scouts and i took it out to intimidate him. I was like 7 BTW before i go any further. So i decided pulling it out of my pocket wouldt be enough. I though i would be a good idea to start stabbing the lid of a plastic container type thing. Problem is that i wasnt paying attention to how i was stabbing it in relation to how the knife closed. So of course i stabbed the lid and the knife closed on my index finger, cutting it all the way from top to bottom about an inch towards my first knuckle. basically i cut it hotdog style. I know your probably thinking that the bone would have gotten in the way but it didnt. must have just missd. so half of my finger was hanging there. Worst part is i am home alone with my brother and older sister and my parents, who i want to see most, arent there. They got home eventually and wanted to take me to the hospital but i was afraid of stitches so i refused to go. there is still a scar on the tip of my index finger.
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Some guy hit me in the head with a wooden board. Idiot. At the hospital, they fixed it with a medical superglue.

P.S
Go to the hospital. How dumb are you? Im bleeding like crazy so I'll just use regular old superglue to fix it!


I'm not dumb, my mum and dad are doctors, they know what they're doing! And I didn't need to go to the hospital, I was concious, my motor skills were fine, I could see, and I could talk.
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Quote by Sozes Flying V
I'm not dumb, my mum and dad are doctors, they know what they're doing! And I didn't need to go to the hospital, I was concious, my motor skills were fine, I could see, and I could talk.


But they used superglue? Strange. Whatever.

EDIT: I wasn't sure if the medical degree thing was sarcastic.
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But they used superglue? Strange. Whatever.


Medical superglue and regular superglue aren't so different, and regular superglue was the only kind in the house. Besides, it's only to bide me over for tonight, they'll take me to the practice tomorrow.
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F&F will have cyber sex with you on MSN. He's a bit handsy though.


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Quote by Sozes Flying V
Medical superglue and regular superglue aren't so different, and regular superglue was the only kind in the house. Besides, it's only to bide me over for tonight, they'll take me to the practice tomorrow.


Interesting... I might try this out.
#27
im (we are?) still waiting for the pics!
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#28
When i was 8, i was playing soccer with my friend on a paved road. He tripped me for the ball and i landed face first and skid 5 feet all on my face.

I was like,"crap, tommorows picture day.

Lets just say we didnt buy any school pictures that year.
#29
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do u have pics of the mcdonalds pplz faces when u started gushing blood everywhere?


They probably looked something like this

#30
super glue?! that may work but it suffocates oxygen to the wound and it will take a long time to heal.

that's not as bad as having a mosher bring a steel chair to the back of your head, sorry no pics.
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could you post the pic? I haven't got a myspace and can't see it.
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My silly little *****....

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Pics too big, but I'll unset my privacy setting... Duh!
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Me and some friends were playing football in a barn, which I'm crap at cuz I'm a rugby guy, but anyway....someone took a shot at my goal and it looked like it was going in, so I jumped up and brought my knee up to deflect it

In mid-air I realised if it hit me it was more likely to go in...so I raised my knee up near my face and missed the ball....then I hit the ground goin pretty fast and landed on my knee, and skidded straight into the barn door bolt pretty fast...

Bottom line, I got a two inch gash in my head and my hand covered in blood...so I went outside and washed off in a puddle for some reason then carried on

Got a nice big scar there today and lost a few brayn sells!
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And now it's in my UG profile pics! Enjoy ye blood thirsty goblins!
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