#1
we had standardized tests today and one kid right in the middle of the class yells, MOO! really loud and long, when the teacher said was that you, he said no, it was a cow, you kinda had to be there but that got me thinking, slowly, and what is the funniest thing youve ever done during a standardized test , one time a kid came in and we had a substitute principle , so he came into the office acted all crazy, threw his arms around, slammed himself against a wall, then grabbed the fire extinguisher and sprayed it everywhere!, this was a year ago, and the kid was mentally retarded, but it was funny, the principle couldnt do anything , it was the last week of high school and he had no clu how to handle it!, so what is youre funniest story during tests.
#2
One time i shouted MOO! really loud and long but ahh you had to be there
#3
Some idiot took a whistle in to GCSE PE.


And I screamed the answer to an easy question not realising i did it.


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#5
A kids phone went off during the exm so the deputy headmaster tries to tear the exam all at once and its that thick he cant do it...after a few attempts he gives up and tears it up piece by piece. Poor kid almost cried lol
#6
thats really immature...

anyways, not exactly funny, but for some damn reason anytime i'm taking a test, i get this horrible itch in my throat which i can only cure by coughing as hard as possible... lasts for at least the first hour or so... really sucks... people give me dirty glances...
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One time i shouted MOO! really loud and long but ahh you had to be there


thats the dumbest joke ive ever heard! and IM the blonde one, HAHAHA!, stupid
#9
During a test some classmate dropped his pen, when he reached out to get the pen he fell of his chair and shouted through the class GODAMMIT **** ****!

Then the teacher yelled : F! And get out of my class!
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#10
One time when I was taking a test, everyone finished it without saying a word, then the bell rang and we all moved on to our next class.
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thats the dumbest joke ive ever heard! and IM the blonde one, HAHAHA!, stupid

Uhhh what?
#12
PSATs yesterday some kid just screams "You're a bitch!" and walks out calmly. Apparently he was talking to this huge dike looking girl in 11th grade.
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#13
this black kid was bummimg for money and asked a hick for money and he jokingly said I don't like your kind, and the teacher asked if there was a problem the black kid yells HE CALLED ME A !*^@&#. probably the funniest thing ever. the teacher then went on to say we all have our prejudice and how she didn't like whatever. it was great. the guys were friends so nothing else happened
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#14
It won't as funny when the teacher takes everyone's tests, destroys them, and makes everyone retake it like they're required to.
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#15
during a test i shouted 'oggy oggy oggy'

and by tradition the class went 'oy oy oy'

my classes were best ever
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#16
i peed my pants because the teacher said i couldnt leave the classroom to go to the bathroom in 4th grade
#17
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During a test some classmate dropped his pen, when he reached out to get the pen he fell of his chair and shouted through the class GODAMMIT **** ****!

Then the teacher yelled : F! And get out of my class!


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#18
unfortunately we dont all have to retake the tests if someone does something wrong...that person and only that person has to be disqualified from every GCSE he took
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I'm considering sigging that.



do it. I want sigging
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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

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do it. I want sigging


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#23
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For the open awser math section i put 1337 and 666 as a couple answers but really nothen else. (it was only practice)


MOO, your a badass,
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=] I got siiiggggeeed.


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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

no but seriously, HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ