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#1
http://www.nmfn.com/tn/learnctr--lifeevents--longevity_end
XD I would have 92 years if it weren't for that dang recreational drug use, but hey 82 is still pretty good...then again, who wants to live that long?
I'm gonna drive all night, take some speed. I'm gonna wait for the sun to shine down on me. I cut a hole in my roof in the shape of a heart snf I' goin' out west where they'll appreciate me"

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#3
79.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#4
70

zero exercise apart from sex and drumming, drug taking and bad diet.
Ibanez s270/Gibson Les Paul Studio/Fender USA strat/Cashmira81 Classical/Simon&Patrick Acoustic
Peavey 6505 /Marshall DSL50
Marshall 1960b cab
EHX Big Muff USA/Holy Grail/ Boss GE10/ Crybaby
Ibanez sr505 bass & Torque 100w bass amp
#6
87
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+1
I live by the method: 3 or less orange warning labels, and it's safe as a kitten


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EDIT: Sammcl pretty much got it dead on.
#8
69 Years.
Why are we so wicked indecisive
Let's hit the streets with toy explosives
And let's enjoy what we have
#14
all you americans are fked when you get nuked anyway so chill
Ibanez s270/Gibson Les Paul Studio/Fender USA strat/Cashmira81 Classical/Simon&Patrick Acoustic
Peavey 6505 /Marshall DSL50
Marshall 1960b cab
EHX Big Muff USA/Holy Grail/ Boss GE10/ Crybaby
Ibanez sr505 bass & Torque 100w bass amp
#17
77, bout average
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#18
I got 85, but it didn't say anything about diabetes so I don't really know.
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#20
Quote by zzany1
all you americans are fked when you get nuked anyway so chill


and where are you going to be?

In Australia being like "Dub-tee-eff Mate?".....?
****ing kangaroos.


nobody is going to nuke America because we wield the highest count of nuclear
arms in the world.
if anyone nukes us, their ****ing country is over.

especially if the middle east goes through with a "plan" that has be talked about
with their being a fault line right in the Atlantic Ocean and if hit with a nuclear bomb, it could make a massive tsunami wiping out most of the eastern Appalachian (sp?) Mountain area (New York, Virgina, North/South Carolina, Georgia, etc.)
and if that happened....somebody gonna get a hurt reeeeeeeeal bad.
#21
87 years. Sweet.
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#23
Quote by MrDURPEEDURP
and where are you going to be?

In Australia being like "Dub-tee-eff Mate?".....?
****ing kangaroos.


nobody is going to nuke America because we wield the highest count of nuclear
arms in the world.
if anyone nukes us, their ****ing country is over.

especially if the middle east goes through with a "plan" that has be talked about
with their being a fault line right in the Atlantic Ocean and if hit with a nuclear bomb, it could make a massive tsunami wiping out most of the eastern Appalachian (sp?) Mountain area (New York, Virgina, North/South Carolina, Georgia, etc.)

and if that happened....somebody gonna get a hurt reeeeeeeeal bad.

I live in Florida.
#26
56...
i guess it didnt like the drinking, drugs and smoking hahaa
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#30
Dude 73....i was expectin 30 with the amount of **** I eat.
Super-serial list of equipment: guitar, amp, some picks, and a cable.

I know i can be an A55hole, however i try to mean well most of the time..
#31
Quote by glm
I live in Florida.


don't worry, the odds of those towelheads actually getting a nuclear bomb without us knowing is about a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance...and the odds of them actually sending it without being seen and having it blow up.....is a number that is so small you'd need a city highway to write the 0s

so basically, don't stress.....there's just no way in hell it would actually happen, its just a risk that was brought up.


worry about global warming.
now that ****ing sucks.
#32
I put myself as a 1 ft. 1 inch 10 year old, who weighs 1,000 pounds, smokes over 2 packs a day, drugs, etc. and got 23.
#33
85

Maybe it's time I started smoking, drinking, not buckling up, eating fast food, and driving recklessly
#36
79.yeah baby

Edit: WTF. If i lose 50 pounds by the next year, i'll only live a year longer.
Last edited by tjfishrocker at Oct 18, 2007,
#37
Quote by MrDURPEEDURP
don't worry, the odds of those towelheads actually getting a nuclear bomb without us knowing is about a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance...and the odds of them actually sending it without being seen and having it blow up.....is a number that is so small you'd need a city highway to write the 0s

so basically, don't stress.....there's just no way in hell it would actually happen, its just a risk that was brought up.


worry about global warming.
now that ****ing sucks.


Sweet.


And I have my theories about global warming.

But that's for another thread, another time.
#38
Quote by zzany1
all you americans are fked when you get nuked anyway so chill

ok. we get it. you hate america. you are SOOOO much better than us. could you go ahead and keep it to yourself from now on? i mean just hearing how much better you are makes me feel bad, thats all.


86, too long!


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#39
Quote by MrDURPEEDURP
somebody gonna get a hurt reeeeeeeeal bad.

Russell, come do the dishes!
#40
65... being overweight along with smoking and drugs. Oh well, I don't want to be old anyway.
If morning's a bitch with open arms, night's a girl who's gone too far.

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Last edited by Bayonetwork at Oct 18, 2007,
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