#1
Has anybody here ever used one? I saw a very good review of one on a marijuana forum I visit, and went to the website to customize one. Considering ordering one one day soon.

Anybody ever used one? How was it?
#2
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#3
Beats whacking off, and you can't tell me you've never done that, unless you're a female, in which case I will admit it's impossible for you to whack off.
#5
Quote by I love weed
Beats whacking off, and you can't tell me you've never done that, unless you're a female, in which case I will admit it's impossible for you to whack off.


Explain this logic to me, if you would, please.
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#6
See em on websites all the time. I REALLY WANT ONE
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#7
Quote by zombie_monster
real sex > fleshlight

I'm basing this on logic, not experience.


The review I read said it was just as good if not better than the last sex he had.

Explain this logic to me, if you would, please.


That would be against forum rules ...
#8
Quote by I love weed
The review I read said it was just as good if not better than the last sex he had.



because last sex he had was with his hand
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#9
Maybe the last secks he had was bad?
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#10
Quote by I love weed
Beats whacking off, and you can't tell me you've never done that, unless you're a female, in which case I will admit it's impossible for you to whack off.



Do you know how the female body works?

Explains your need for a fleshlight

The female orgasm can be like 1000x the male orgasm.
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#12
at least you don't have to buy a fleshlight dinner first...
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#13
better using a hoover and a rubber sheth with baby oil gel...good for cleanup too.
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#15
ITS FLESHLIGHT TIME!!!!

Put in on, Take it off
Put in on, Take it off
Put in on, Take it off
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#16
Oh yea, I've seem those around. Where do all the "droppings" go?
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#17
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Oh yea, I've seem those around. Where do all the "droppings" go?


The toy gets pregnant and spews out baby dildoes.
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#18
Quote by krypto1339
Oh yea, I've seem those around. Where do all the "droppings" go?



It's like a flashlight. You turn the cap and dump the load in your sink? I think?
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#19
Quote by AngusIsMyHero
...that isn't what he meant...


Ah ok, didn't see the s in there.

ITS FLESHLIGHT TIME!!!!


Pure awesome man.
#20
Quote by iplayfenders66
at least you don't have to buy a fleshlight dinner first...

bwahahahaha..

And I'm still perplexed as to how one might...ye know..empty that biotch out??
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#21
Quote by punk_metal2007
because last sex he had was with his hand





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#22
I hear it's fun, considered getting one myself a few times. If all you got is your hand, then this is far superior to it. Helps keep you sensitive.
#23
Quote by I love weed
The review I read said it was just as good if not better than the last sex he had.




probably because he had sex with this girl:

#24
Quote by daytripper75
probably because he had sex with this girl:





It's funny because she looks a lot like a kid I know did before he cut his hair.
#25
Quote by daytripper75
probably because he had sex with this girl:



Oh ****, I went to school with her.