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#1
what is the crappiest way to die my friend told me about like 105 people died in vending machine related accidents in 1985 lol wtf thats is a really sucky way of dying what else can u think of?
#3
chocking in your own sh*t

<.<

>.>

what ? they did it in the dark ages !!


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#4
Paper cut from a dictionary.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

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#5
get thrown in a boiling hot vat of pure grease
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#7
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get thrown in a boiling hot vat of pure grease



that'd just be painful rather than crazy

I reckon spontaneously exploding/combusting would be a crazy way to die
#8
dying a lonely virgin sat on UG
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#9
buried alive

has this thread been done?
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#11
Quote by Oasis-fanatic
dying a lonely virgin sat on UG


ouch
#12
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I reckon spontaneously exploding/combusting would be a crazy way to die


+1

Imagine, just walking down then street then BAM! no more you, or anything that was in a close proximity........

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave
I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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#13
2 people a year get run over by bicicles and die in the uk.
Coconut falling on head.
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#14
Death by irony.

You're walking down the street, thinking about how you'll die, and then you get hit by a truck carrying marble tombstones.
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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#15
my bassist is allergic to peanuts. he cant even be in the same room as them. our singers had to save his life three or four times now. dying from a peanut would suck i think.
#17
Quote by thundrstruk891
my bassist is allergic to peanuts. he cant even be in the same room as them. our singers had to save his life three or four times now. dying from a peanut would suck i think.

The peanut pulls a gun on your bassist...
"Anybody moves and Bassie here gets it!"
"Listen to him, he ain't bluffing!"
"Calm down peanut, you don't have to do this!"
"I NEVER HAD ANY OTHER CHOICE MAN!"
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#21
Quote by Roach5
any way, shape or form of death by dildo would be utterly shameful.



or some extreme fetish

I'm still going with the spontaneously combusting/exploding
#24
Not really a crappy way, but what about a car crash, at 150mph, backwards AND on fire? Imagine going up to the pearly gates or wherever...

"How did you die?"
"Old age"
"Good for you! Next. How did you die?"
"In a car crash, doing 150mph backwards whilst on fire"
"Sweet..."
#25
Quote by mart_guitar
dying in a similar way of the cannibal corpse lyrics...


.....*thinks of getting "Fuc*ed with a Knife"...
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#28
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dying of blunt force trauma induced by a penis.


.... eee... dam... im speechless

how about sun burned?... that would suck
#30
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.... eee... dam... im speechless

how about sun burned?... that would suck

That's called cancer.
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Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#32
Quote by mart_guitar
dying in a similar way of the cannibal corpse lyrics...


Suffering a rancid amputation, getting raped by a meat hook and then cumming blood. Sounds nasty.
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#35
Quote by crazynickman
Death by irony.

You're walking down the street, thinking about how you'll die, and then you get hit by a truck carrying marble tombstones.


You just made me die from laughter.
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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#36
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You just made me die from laughter.

Yet another weird way to go.
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#39
Quote by crazynickman
The peanut pulls a gun on your bassist...
"Anybody moves and Bassie here gets it!"
"Listen to him, he ain't bluffing!"
"Calm down peanut, you don't have to do this!"
"I NEVER HAD ANY OTHER CHOICE MAN!"
ha i can imagine that right now...
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