#1
My mom told me that my throat glands are swollen, my throat hurts really bad..... what should i do?
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#4
Uh...Doctor?

Gargle salt water?

How the F*ck am I supposed to know?
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#7
Quote by Td_Nights
Uh...Doctor?

Gargle salt water?

How the F*ck am I supposed to know?


Its not like he was specifically asking you You didnt have to post.
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#8
lol... im not gay........ but thanx for the addvice, is there anything else i can do?
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#9
you could at least thank me for that freak-fest!!!!! ...no i wasnt serious im no gay. just go to the ****in docter
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#10
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Step 1. Take your boyfriends penis out of your mouth.


I was waiting for a blowjob joke
#11
gargle warm salt water........ and please, no-one say "Icy Hot"
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#12
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I was waiting for a blowjob joke

yeah, stupid questions bring stupid answers
#14
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Step 1. Take your boyfriends penis out of your mouth.


LMAO !!!!! +1
dude ?? have you ever had a casual coversation while having sex??

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#15
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Its not like he was specifically asking you You didnt have to post.

I know,I know.

Sorry,I'm bored.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#16
Quote by punkrocklove999
Why the **** would you ask UG. Go see a ****ing doctor you dumbass


youd be suprised what you can find out from UG people, besides i needed ideas fast cuz i cant see a doctor for about 5 more hours...
98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.


MY STUFF
-Ibanez limited edition RG electric guitar
-Digitech RP250 multi effects
-Digitech DF-7Distortion Factory
-Marshall MG100 half stack
#18
Quote by Tensionhead
I was waiting for a blowjob joke


i mad eone too GOD!! haha
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How the f*ck are you gonna get a cat to bark?


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