#1
hey UG, the point of this thread is to post the greatest graffiti/ restroom writing ever

in my school:

Flush twice boys, its a long way to the kitchen
here i sit, broken hearted, cuz i tried to sh** but i just farted
SAVE A TREE! WIPE YOUR AS* WITH AN OWL


my personal ones:
confusiocious say: man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor!
conficious say: man who stand on toilet is high on pot

i labeled all the pissers, crappers with days "monday, tuesday, wednsday, thursday, friday"
and refused to piss in the wrong one lol


your turn!
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#2
Quote by ~G{}{}BER~

here i sit, broken hearted, cuz i tried to sh** but i just farted ....



... and then one day i took a chance
i tried to fart
but sh** my pants
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#4
Quote by FireItUp714
... and then one day i took a chance
i tried to fart
but sh** my pants



haha

what an ending to that

+10 cool points.


I think my favourite graffiti in a toilet, on the side of the cubicle it said "look up" and on the roof it just said "Ha, made you look"

it made me chuckle at the time.
#5
i don't really see bathroom graffiti. just desk graffiti. done by moi.
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Quote by ~G{}{}BER~

i labeled all the pissers, crappers with days "monday, tuesday, wednsday, thursday, friday"
and refused to piss in the wrong one lol


Sure would suck if everybody else refused to use the wrong one.
#8
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haha

what an ending to that

+10 cool points.

it made me chuckle at the time.


yay...dont worry i wont spend them all in one place!
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#10
Once, I saw one that said " you cant spell revolution without evolution"
I thought that it was cool.
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#11
There was a man from Germany
Whose balls were made from brass
And when they clanged together
Sparks shot out his a**

Lol
#12
i seen one once that was written near the bottom of the cubicle so you had to bend over to read it and it said "if you are reading this you are ****ting at a 45 degree angle.
or the one ive written wher eyou say

THE FOLLWING STATEMENT IS TRUE:
THE ABOVE STATEMENT IS FALSE
#13
Most of the graffiti I see J-johns or whatever you prefer to call them is in spanish so I have no clue what it says. The writing i find the funniest are the ones where the whole port-o-let is labeled "Mexican Space Shuttle" or an arrow drawn to the seat and says "this way to Mexico" or something similar. I am not condoning actual racism but these comments are amusing to me, and often come with a rebuttal from the Mexicans who can actually write in English. I have seen some very well drawn nudes over the years as well. The thing that worries me most is the number of penises I have seen drawn inside the the J-Johns.

EDIT: The J-johns I refer to are on construction sites BTW.
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#15
I once read a whole conversation on a toilet door in school. I just hope they both weren't in there at the same time...
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#16
There's a funny line that has a bunch of lines of these two signatures writing back and forth:

"BIG DICKS"
"YOUR MOM HAD A BIG DICK IN HER MOUTH LAST NIGHT"
"YOU'RE A PUSSY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU"
"OH REALLY? THEN WHY AM I IN THE MEN'S BATHROOM?"

It made me crack of laughing at the time.
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#18
At the end of last year the best art pupil ion our school went into the bathroom and drew a picture perfect portrait of himself on the wall using the mirror.

He was called to the principals office and the principle asked him "how diod you think you wouldn't get caught"
Both he and the vice principle couldn;t hold in their laughter
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#19
Quote by filthandfury
I saw this one

It said

OMG SEARCH BAR

I lol'd


I usually hate search bar jokes but I liked that one
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#20
Some come here to sit and think
Others to shi_t and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the bullshi_t on the walls.
#21
In my school usually it says like "For a good time call [Name here! 867-5309!]

My buddies used to think they were hardcore and drew swastikas on everything.
#22
Quote by filthandfury
I saw this one

It said

OMG SEARCH BAR

I lol'd



hey thats pretty funny, but i saw one funnier...it said "i used the damn search bar you little e-slut..the closest result was a thread about nazi graffiti. so next time you try to be a smartas* get your facts straight.

i feel happy cuz i pwned filthandfury


ok...now i feel bad......im sorry filth


but to the rest of you: NICE keep em coming!
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#23
some more i saw:

*line drawn about 4 feet up the wall* "if you can pis* above this line, the {insert town name here} volenteer fire department wants you!

"what're you lookin at mr. sh!t taker?"

for hot manly love, be here {insert date and time}
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#24
I've never really seen any, but I've now got loads of things to write on toilet walls and pretend I made them up!
#25
JESUS SAVES!

-below-

YEAH, BUT MOSES INVESTS.


Suck my balls

And underneath it, in different handwriting,

If you have balls then why are you in the girl's bathroom

Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and sh!t on the ceiling
#26
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"The Jokes Not On The Wall, Its In Your Hand


hahaha that one's great.
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#27
in my high school someone wrote white pride on the side of one of the stalls. It was there for 2 years than my junior year i noticed someone added to it, so now it said

white pride
sucks dick worldwide.


i chuckled
#29
I saw the abvious "call this number for good time" I think every stall has that...

I wrote in my school stall "Here I lie in stinky vapor, because someone stole the toilet paper"

there was this other one I saw that said "If you enjoy taking ****s then you love the ****"

Then this one in a resturant said "look down'' and on the rim of the seat it said " I once jizzed on this seat.....I also have herpes"
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#30
lol at a local restuarant i read "KLANSMEN 4EVUR DEATH TO GAYS AND BLACS" and yes they spelled it like that, i lol'd
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lol at a local restuarant i read "KLANSMEN 4EVUR DEATH TO GAYS AND BLACS" and yes they spelled it like that, i lol'd




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