#1
It's easy! Just cobble some stuff togather that people would (probably) believe, Because human beings believe anything, even without cold, hard, souless facts. (Most people who believe live in their parents basement playing WoW)

Heres a few examples:

1. Anti-depressants are brainwashing the US
The recent explosion of anti-depressants on the market and prescribed to people is a government conspirancy so that the public will be so doped up on drugs that they won't care about which country the US will invade next. It the Medical Boards and the US Government and and the CIA working togather to brainwash the public. Think along the lines of The Unthinking Majority "Anti-depressants, flowing through your system, making life more tolerable..." if the public is so doped up that they don;t care, will they care what the US does?

2. 7/7 was the work of US Agents.
The terrorists didn't exists, the bombs were planted earlier by CIA agents so that the British Government would be closer to the US governement and togather more against Terrorism (Ironic i know). Um....Yeah

3. Osama Bin Laden died in the 1990's
He just is. It's a look-a-like in the movies. Paid in gold. And Ak47 rounds.

Note: All are bullshirt. Make them up! Be as creative as you can!
#2
I can't think of one, but I see this thread becoming very long.
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#3
Moggan13 is with the goverment since he says

"I'm 17
And i don't wanna add anything else for security.....Reasons ..."
#4
Bush is related to early members of the KKK
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#6
Hitler never actually killed himself, His SS buddies were messing around with him and threw him in a freezer and he is now a Frozen Nazi Popcicle that will melt during Global Warming!
#7
Amy Winehouse is in fact a terminator sent back from the future whose mission is to drive me to kill mystef and everybody around me so I'll never grow up to become the leader of the Human Resistance.
#8
There is a spoon
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#9
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Hitler never actually killed himself, His SS buddies were messing around with him and threw him in a freezer and he is now a Frozen Nazi Popcicle that will melt during Global Warming!


lmao that wins
#10
9/11 was actually terrorists and the government created the conspiracy it was them to make ther people more fearful of thier countries power
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#11
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Amy Winehouse is in fact a terminator sent back from the future whose mission is to drive me to kill mystef and everybody around me so I'll never grow up to become the leader of the Human Resistance.


Alcohole and drugs are her fuel!
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#12
New one: UG was created too collect some of the smartest teenagers on earth to waste away there lives in the Pit rather then going against the Evil World Leaders.


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#13
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New one: UG was created too collect some of the smartest teenagers on earth to waste away there lives in the Pit rather then going against the Evil World Leaders.


The World is not round nor Flat, but is a Diamond shape.



If you don't use it; You loose it.



Dam i thought ther was something iwas meant to be doing
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#14
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Alcohole and drugs are her fuel!


It all makes perfect sense now! The world must be informed!


...time for a lynching?
#15
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#18
Amy Goodman, Noam Choamsky, Yassir Arafat, and Norman Finkelstein are part of a self-hating Jewish conspiracy to run Spain, the world cheese market, and the internets.
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#19
What if the Al-Quiada(SP?) were actually werewolves...from the future?!
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#20
Peguin are secretly the most advanced species and they have nukes aimed at every person...
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#25
Females are conspiring to take over the world with a genetic agent that targets only males. They are currently constructing cloning facilities in their basements as we speak.
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2. 7/7 was the work of US Agents.
The terrorists didn't exists, the bombs were planted earlier by CIA agents so that the British Government would be closer to the US governement and togather more against Terrorism (Ironic i know). Um....Yeah


But that's quite plausible