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#2
**** my ass and suck my dick.
Soon you will sit on the bench
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You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
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#3
Wtf R U Hi?
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#5
8-penis tapping!!!!
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#7
You mean like Edward Penishands?

Google it, it's hilarious.
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or maybe he has an opinion *GASP*
#9
Edward Penis hands?

EDIT: Damn...beat me to it.
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#10
Talk about fingering A minor ROFLMMFAOLOLOLOLOLOL....

I'm going to go cry now...
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#12
I don't know why but just thinking about it disturbs me so no... For so many reasons, no...

I wouldn't have dick for fingers...
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#13
Ouch
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#14
Quote by RageAgainst...
8-penis tapping!!!!


my better side tells me not to.....

but....

SIGGED!!
#15
Ok, but seriously. How would getting boners work? We would pass out from trying to supply blood to 11 erect penises.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#16
Does think mean I have a finger where my penis would be? Cause that is way cooler than penis-fingers.
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#18
satisfy 11 wanton wenches at the same time.
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#19
unless you were really horny, playing the guitar would be so much harder, on account of the flimsy-ness of a non erect penis
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#20
Vagina's for fingers, there's a thought...
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You're Thurstonsexual

Happily E-Married to En_zed
The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

Enjoy reading? Please crit my work .
#23
Ok, now what about orgasms? Would it just be one "getting off" or would it cause a chain reaction? The pleasure would be epic!
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#24
Quote by MedicreDemon
Ok, but seriously. How would getting boners work? We would pass out from trying to supply blood to 11 erect penises.


OMG don't ruin my dreams I want to jack them all off at once and have a giant orgasm.


Nah, that would be kinda weird.
#26
Quote by MedicreDemon
Ok, now what about orgasms? Would it just be one "getting off" or would it cause a chain reaction? The pleasure would be epic!



but damn annoying, say your just putting on a glove or something and your hand gets stuck so it rubs, and rubs, and you ejaculate, its cold outside so what do you do, do you where your sperm filled glove or go out in the cold without it
#27
does that mean ill piss out of all my fingers O_O... thats disgusting
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#28
Quote by MedicreDemon
Ok, now what about orgasms? Would it just be one "getting off" or would it cause a chain reaction? The pleasure would be epic!





when i was little i used to put chocolate on my fingers and have the girl next door suck it off... this reminds me of those days
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Happily E-Married to En_zed
The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

Enjoy reading? Please crit my work .
#29
Quote by FlyingFuc!<
what would you do?
ilike all 10 of ur fingers became weenies.

I said that in a "what would you do if..." thread
#30
Quote by x_thurston_x



when i was little i used to put chocolate on my fingers and have the girl next door suck it off... this reminds me of those days
when put in the context of this thread i'm forced to say

that chick was such a nympho...
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Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.
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Is it odd that I get an erection every time RageAgainst... posts?

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#31
Alright, now that I've covered erections and orgasms............STDs. ****, our hands would have herpes!
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#32
Quote by MedicreDemon
Alright, now that I've covered erections and orgasms............STDs. ****, our hands would have herpes!



and several new diseases after being exposed to daily tasks
#35
I would make so much money at the sperm bank.
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#37
Quote by Jersey_Zombie
Talk about fingering A minor ROFLMMFAOLOLOLOLOLOL....

I'm going to go cry now...



you sir, win ten internets!
#38
You people seem to forget about Viagra. Just imagine, 11 throbbing boners all day long!
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#40
Quote by ac/dc_freak91
You people seem to forget about Viagra. Just imagine, 11 throbbing boners all day long!

That would be terrible, two is bad enough...uh, i mean one.
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