#1
I'm just wondering 'cause I dress like a chav, kinda act like one and I play the guitar.
#2
i guess you just answered your own question then
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#3
Nope, Turn in your guitar and amp at the next window, thankyou.


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#5
You have to pay a hefty fine if you get caught, so be discrete about it.
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#6
Shame I dont have my diagram...

...you see, chavs all contain special hormones which are applied to the body via skin contact with tracksuits when worn for a week or more. These hormones leave the infected unable to move fingers thustly, and therefore unable to play guitar.

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i guess you just answered your own question then


QFT and for stealing what i was gunna say.


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#8
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QFT and for stealing what i was gunna say.
your avatar is my desktop background right now
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#11
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what the **** is a chav?




someone must sig that
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#12
At the recent gig at my college, a guy who looked like a chav was an incredible guitarist. Full respect to him.

Also, another who looked like a chav had a great sceamo voice. It really doesn't matter.
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someone must sig that
i'm sure he's just from the US where the term is non-existent

i had never heard it until i came on here either
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#14
Wow, a 'chav' that actually knows how to hyphenate dialectal abbreviations; that's incredible.

Since you're here, I have a few questons:

1) Why are you all such a set of pricks?
2) How is standing on a dark field drinking cider enjoyable?
3) Why do you feel the need to make a comment to every single person who walks past you?
4) Where's the virility in kicking a single, downed man with seven of your "mates"?

I don't mean to offend you and you don't have to answer those questions, but I'd like to think you will.
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#15
Ask Fred Durst.....


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#16
Yeah i'm from the us...i dunno never heard it before...
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Wow, a 'chav' that actually knows how to hyphenate dialectal abbreviations; that's incredible.

Since you're here, I have a few questons:

1) Why are you all such a set of pricks?
2) How is standing on a dark field drinking cider enjoyable?
3) Why do you feel the need to make a comment to every single person who walks past you?
4) Where's the virility in kicking a single, downed man with seven of your "mates"?

I don't mean to offend you and you don't have to answer those questions, but I'd like to think you will.


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Yeah i'm from the us...i dunno never heard it before...


those are chavs
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those are chavs



yes indeed, they are chavs on ecstasy
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#20
That's so illegal!

Chavs ruin the world.

And now they're trying to ruin the guitar = my world... NO WAY!
#21
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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#22
so would a chav be like the equivalent of an Italian, geld spiky haired, asshole, metrosexuals of america? or like a wigger?
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so would a chav be like the equivalent of an Italian, geld spiky haired, asshole, metrosexuals of america? or like a wigger?

im pretty sure the equivalent of our wiggers


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so would a chav be like the equivalent of an Italian, geld spiky haired, asshole, metrosexuals of america? or like a wigger?


None of the above. Chavs don't exist in America. You could relate them to any of your exclusive stereotypes, but they still wouldn't be anything like an actual English chav.
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so would a chav be like the equivalent of an Italian, geld spiky haired, asshole, metrosexuals of america? or like a wigger?

None of the above.

"None of the above. Chavs don't exist in America. You could relate them to any of your exclusive stereotypes, but they still wouldn't be anything like an actual English chav."

Wow i didn't even know you said that, and i was gonna go on to say something on the lines you just said.
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those are chavs



The americans are catching on, they know how to distinguish foreign social groups. Good going rage Against...truthiness. *clap clap*
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#30
Ireland have had kind of ''chavs'' long before it became so popular in Britain.

We call them knackers or shams and they're much worse then chavs.
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Ireland have had kind of ''chavs'' long before it became so popular in Britain.

We call them knackers or shams and they're much worse then chavs.

Well chav's have been in England for alot longer than people have been saying, but they were just called yobs.
#32
Is this where the idea of Ali G comes from? Always thought that movie kinda sucked but maybe i just didn't get it. I dunno i can't see anyone but Americans being hip hop, it doesn't cross over well.
#33
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Is this where the idea of Ali G comes from? Always thought that movie kinda sucked but maybe i just didn't get it. I dunno i can't see anyone but Americans being hip hop, it doesn't cross over well.


Ali G isn't a chav, he's just what I believe Americans would call a 'Wigger'. The movie sucked, but his TV show was pretty decent.
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#34
Of course you can. Playing guitar doesn't put you in a coveted position in which you have to be a cetain label like a metalhead or punk.
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Ireland have had kind of ''chavs'' long before it became so popular in Britain.

We call them knackers or shams and they're much worse then chavs.


We had them before they were cool!

Knackers are totally different to chavs, but you're right, they are more dangerous.
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