#1
ok, so this person always replies with the word "yeah" after everything i say basically

what are the best ways to keep this text conversation alive?
I'll lay waiting, just waiting for my time to come
#2
If she/he is not saying anything interesting why bother talking?

You could say "you're an idiot" and wait for response.

If you get Yeah as a reply he/she is an idiot.
If not, win for the conversation.

Win-win situation.
#3
he doesnt wanna talk to you
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#4
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If she/he is not saying anything interesting why bother talking?

You could say "you're an idiot" and wait for response.

If you get Yeah as a reply he/she is an idiot.
If not, win for the conversation.

Win-win situation.

its my gf
I'll lay waiting, just waiting for my time to come
#5
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its my gf



So? If that's all she's saying she sure suck. Why bother?
#7
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its my gf


maybe she hates you.
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#9
Ask her things that force her to give you a response. Or you could call her/meet up with her on a date. Much better then IMing...
#10
Maybe try calling her? Instant message conversations can get boring fast. Otherwise talk about something she actually cares about.
#11
I had a friend like this once.

Ask them questions that can't be answered with yes/no.

Or be like me, and not bother to waste your time. If it's your girlfriend, call her or something instead.
#12
This must be a really boring conversation.

Discuss abortion or something, idk.
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#13
Ask her if she wants to take it to the next level..... if she says yes, its a win, if she says no, the convo just got more interesting.
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#14
i'll just say what others are surely thinking...

dump her
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#15
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i'll just say what others are surely thinking...

dump her

im thinking that too atm

but ill try to solve it so i dont have to, hopefully ill have this figured out in 10 minutes
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#16
10 minutes to solve a relationship? Why 10 minutes?
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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

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#17
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I had a friend like this once.

Ask them questions that can't be answered with yes/no.

Or be like me, and not bother to waste your time. If it's your girlfriend, call her or something instead.


Unless she talks the same way on the phone...responding to everything with "yeah."

TS, why are you with this girl?
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#18
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10 minutes to solve a relationship? Why 10 minutes?

because UG is helpin
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#19
Initiate text-sex. Don't come back until you do!
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#20
Say, "Sorry it's taking me so long to text back. My hands a bit busy right now..." See what she says.
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#21
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its my gf


zomg relationshipthread!!1101111!!

if its your gf you should always have something to talk to them about imo.
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#22
do...

Allnightmask22:
Initiate text-sex. Don't come back until you do!


...this ^^^...

nosushi4you:
Say, "Sorry it's taking me so long to text back. My hands a bit busy right now..." See what she says.


...that^^^, and everything should be fine. this kinda stuff will make for splendid conversation.

but seriously, most woman (like 69.69%) always responded in short bursts when you txt by phone or IM. in person, you wish they would be like that, cuz you can't get them to stop talking. unless she's one of those beat-up looking child (which is different from someone who is actually physically abused), and/or an under-appriciated alcoholic.
so if its the latter, then you should appreciate her.
this is sound advice for the mentally deaf.
#24
say

dont say yeah to everything i say.

it works, most of the time.
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#25
Just tell her random things, make jokes, ask her questions, point out random observations, say something controversial, ect.
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#27
You guys should have e-sex.
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