#1
I know I should use the "Relationship Thread". But this is urgent. I'm going to a football game with this girl that I really like she likes me. We have been dating for a couple of weeks and everyone thinks we are already boyfriend and girlfriend. Because we always hold hands and hug. Today after school we went to a little restraunt next to our school and ate. When we were done I took her outside and sat down with her. I told her that I felt like I have really gotten to know her the past few weeks. She smiled and said the same about me. But it was akward. I am going to ask her if she wan'ts to be my girlfriend tonight at a football game. I'm going to take her into a nice quiet place. But I can't think of any clever and cunning way to ask her. I don't want to ask her the same way everyone else does. Someone please tell me some surefire ways to ask her to be my girlfriend.
#3
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#4
just ask her to be your girlfriend in a slightly more elaborate manner? seriously, from what you say, you should be fine.
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#6
It doesnt matter, she'll be excited either way, I asked my last ex out in a normal, boring way, and she was still excited as hell.

Just say "Will you be my girlfriend" and a kinda corney but cute smile, she'll love it!
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#8
Just take her hand and say " x i really like you, I believe that weve grown close together and if your ready id like to be your boyfriend and for you to be my girl"

haha youve pretty much got her in the bag already.
#9
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Just take her hand and say " x i really like you, I believe that weve grown close together and if your ready id like to be your boyfriend and for you to be my girl"

haha youve pretty much got her in the bag already.


You could say that, but if I were you, I would cut out the "i want you to be my girl".

Thats just me though
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#10
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middle school relationships were fun...


relationship thread...now



Umm we are in high school. o_O
#11
^word <EDIT: this is referring to Madcap's post>

but seriously, just ask her: "would you like to be my girlfriend" or something.

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#13
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I know I should use the "Relationship Thread". But this is urgent. I'm going to a football game with this girl that I really like she likes me. We have been dating for a couple of weeks and everyone thinks we are already boyfriend and girlfriend. Because we always hold hands and hug. Today after school we went to a little restraunt next to our school and ate. When we were done I took her outside and sat down with her. I told her that I felt like I have really gotten to know her the past few weeks. She smiled and said the same about me. But it was akward. I am going to ask her if she wan'ts to be my girlfriend tonight at a football game. I'm going to take her into a nice quiet place. But I can't think of any clever and cunning way to ask her. I don't want to ask her the same way everyone else does. Someone please tell me some surefire ways to ask her to be my girlfriend.


is that really the right adjective? It sounds like you're trying to trick her

But by the sounds of things, I think you are "together"
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#15
Whip it out, and tell her "This...this could all be yours, if you sign on to a commitment in the "Retrobution" army of loooooooooooove." Also, use your real name, you don't want to look creepy.
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#16
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Umm we are in high school. o_O
well you aren't acting like it...

like mapcap said, if you're already doing all that stuff, you are going out. there's no need to formally ask
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#17
If you're already dating, just keep spending time with her and the girlfriend title will naturally apply itself to the situation. You don't need to ask her.
#19
put her in a bag...litterally that'll bag her
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#20
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Whip out a stereo and blast some Jet! "I said are you gonna be my girl?!?!?!? WAHHHH!!!!"


this proves a constant point
do you really expect to find a real relationship answer in the pit?
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#21
Ok, here's what you do, you grab a $100 bill, then get her to a nice quiet place, and tell her than your friend Ben thinks you make a great couple, and that you should seal the deal.
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#23
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this proves a constant point
do you really expect to find a real relationship answer in the pit?


Absolutely not... especially when you don't post in the right thread either.
#24
slip her some date rape drugs then when you guys wake up say you guys just got smashed last night and now your going out. keep it simple.
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#25
^ yup because she'll believe that....she'll wake up in the morning and he'll say that n she'll be like z0Mg! j00 g07 P0wnzer3d! i bit off your dick....
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#26
dude, say :"do you have a boyfriend?", and when she says, "yeah i have", start crying because its not you, untill she feels bad and says "ah, but you are my boyfriend". in that same moment, wipe your fake tears and rape her.
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#27
Just say "hey I can't think of any cunning way to tell you, can't think of any clever way to say, I can't become hollywood on you, but thats a good thing, cause what I am gonna say is coming from me, and not an actor, it's real, simple, but real..." [then proceed to say what you want] something along the lines of that I guess, but I don't know. Just be yourself, like cornell says to be, and you should be fine.
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#30
You....are her boyfriend....

Unless you can date without being someone's boyfriend/girlfriend?...

Did i miss something?...
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#31
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You....are her boyfriend....

Unless you can date without being someone's boyfriend/girlfriend?...

Did i miss something?...


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#33
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Whip it out, and tell her "This...this could all be yours, if you sign on to a commitment in the "Retrobution" army of loooooooooooove." Also, use your real name, you don't want to look creepy.


this is what I was expecting from the pit.
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#34
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#35
Be as awkward as you can be all night until she asks you whats wrong. Then tell her about the same situation you told us, how you really really like a girl and you don't know how to ask her out and stuff.

Then use the advice she tells you on her.

Blam.
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#36
'can i be yours?'

always works
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Tell her
"I could be playing this *inserts Job For a Cowboys Doom Cd*
but i'd rather play this *inserts *David Crowder followed by Brewster*"

haha yeah that should work


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#37
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is that really the right adjective? It sounds like you're trying to trick her


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#38
something fun is if people ask you if you're dating and if you look at each other take the lead and say "yes"

or if you've had sex with her be like "i put out, so I expect you to ask me out" just turn the table something like that, be an ass and unexpected, she like it.
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Hahahahahahaha better advice has never been spoken!
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