#1
not sure if this has been done before, i searched very quickly and found nothing, so im sorry if im repeating something.

anyways eveyone knows hypothetical questions are always fun. so i thought everyone could give their own questions, or answer other peoples, or just not. heres one to get the ball rolling i guess;

would you rather have all your skin peeled off with no medicine for the pain, or eat your parents?
nothing.
#3
slowley cut limbs with paper

would you rather bang rosie o donald, or get raped my shaquelle o' neal?
#4
Quote by soundgarden1986
Eat parents

Would you rather stab yourself in the eyes repeatedly with a knife, or slowly cut your limbs off with a piece of paper?

How the **** can you cut your limbs off with paper? Are you mentally deficient? Paper will not cut through bone.
#5
Its hypothetical for a reason <_<
Quote by ep1kz
wtf? why didnt you punch one of them in the face or something? they're not girls, they are fat chavs, they are their own gender
#7
Cut you eyes with construction paper or get kicked in the nuts my a room full of midgets?

Edit: Im sorry.... "Little People"
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I hope Karma puts you in a microwave
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Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.

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#10
Quote by venom0014
hey no one answered mine


Mouth bang rosie....


ew.......


It was close but shaq is a big scary black guy....
Quote by Beowulf 2112
I hope Karma puts you in a microwave
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.

Gear:
Galveston Doubleneck
Peavey 5150
Slash Wah
#11
Would you rather star in a movie with Tim Allen, or sandpaper your genitals until there is nothing left?
Once you go FLAC, you never go back.
#12
Quote by venom0014
slowley cut limbs with paper

would you rather bang rosie o donald, or get raped my shaquelle o' neal?



oh god, i think id take rosie o donald as much as she is who she is id rather have sex with her than get raped by a man
nothing.
#13
Quote by Curfue
Would you rather star in a movie with Tim Allen, or sandpaper your genitals until there is nothing left?

definately sandpaper my genitals
#14
Quote by soundgarden1986
The point was to make it seem as bad as possible. As penguinarmy said, it's hypothetical for a reason.

That's not what hypothetical is.

Unless you said, "let's assume in this hypothetical situation that it's possible for paper to cut through bone, would you prefer this or that?"

For example:
Would you prefer to get kicked in the nads or eat a tornado?

Does that make much sense?
#17
Quote by Archaon
That's not what hypothetical is.

Unless you said, "let's assume in this hypothetical situation that it's possible for paper to cut through bone, would you prefer this or that?"

For example:
Would you prefer to get kicked in the nads or eat a tornado?

Does that make much sense?


Nonsense!


I'd much rather eat a tornado!
#18
Quote by SaulHudson#2
would you rather eat an abortion, or have a baby out of your ass

Eat the Abortion.

Would you rather have sex with your guitar, or your guitar have sex with you?

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#19
Quote by TOAOIsaac
Would you rather have sex with your guitar, or your guitar have sex with you?


can't I have both?

if it were possible, would you like to be a [insert opposite sex here] for a while just to see what it's like to have a [insert genitals of opposite sex here].

I sure as hell would.... I'd masturbate the whole time.... and find me a hot lesbian.