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#1
I have p.e. with him and we always make fun of him for having nipples that pop out, I'm serious they're like hard woman's nipples, I'm concerned for his health. He's kind of a skinny kid, do you think his hormones are messed up or something?

He also prefers to sit down to pee.
#6
Ok first, you are stupid. Second, nipples that point out are just a genetic identity. And sitting down to pee is a preference. But why do you know how he pee's?

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Cut his nipples off with scissors...and when he asks why just say..they were annoying
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He also prefers to sit down to pee.

....doesnt everyone?..
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Ok first, you are stupid. Second, nipples that point out are just a genetic identity. And sitting down to pee is a preference. But why do you know how he pee's?


man don't stick up for this guy... he has weird nipples and pees sitting down. Think about it, it cant be good
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#15
a kid at my school has that and he said it happens during puberty and 1/5 kids get it or something like that
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#17
yeah their like GO GO POWERNIPPLES!! or GO GO POWERPEEPEE! wee...
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#22
In my own bathroom sitting down is preferable. Why should I stand when I can sit?

As for the nipples, it's kind of immature to make fun of him for something he was born with and can't control.
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#24
Sounds like something that a purple nurple will fix.
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#25
Well, i gotta say, i hate sitting down to pee. in fact, if i take a ****, i wait until after, and then i stand up and pee
#26
i'm not really making fun of him, i'm concerned...are his hormones messed up or somethin? he's kind of skinny...

and to the guy who asked why i knew they were hard, I'm guessing. they looked hard from where i was standing
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Have any of you had any hard-sticking-out nipple problems in your youth? PM me if you want to remain anonymous
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Quote by geetarguy13
I have p.e. with him and we always make fun of him for having nipples that pop out, I'm serious they're like hard woman's nipples, I'm concerned for his health. He's kind of a skinny kid, do you think his hormones are messed up or something?

He also prefers to sit down to pee.


You're concerned for his health? I can imagine the headlines "BOY DIES OF NIPPLE FAT!"
#30
what the hell, im surprised at the number of you guys who sit down to pee!

how is it more comfortable slapping your dick against the rim of the toilet to pee? /sarcasm

i prefer standing up, faster, easier, and just seems more manly to me.
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I have p.e. with him and we always make fun of him for having nipples that pop out, I'm serious they're like hard woman's nipples, I'm concerned for his health. He's kind of a skinny kid, do you think his hormones are messed up or something?

He also prefers to sit down to pee.


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I have p.e. with him and we always make fun of him for having nipples that pop out, I'm serious they're like hard woman's nipples, I'm concerned for his health. He's kind of a skinny kid, do you think his hormones are messed up or something?

He also prefers to sit down to pee.

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Cut his nipples off with scissors...and when he asks why just say..they were annoying


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#38
one of my friends has a really big nipple and a normal one... and he also points it out every chance he gets -.-
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