#1
Right so... This is really strange to me, kind of surreal, honestly I don't understand what happened, so I dunno...

I guess like I've been going through this strange mood lately where I'm starting to really realize that I'm all grown up and that I can't go back... Maybe it's just me but it's a strange f*cking feeling, knowing that you are getting older and that things are changing...

So my cat died, and my nephew and neice, both about 3-4, found her in the street. Kinda bummed out, but not so much cause you know I'm not a cat person... It's really my neice's cat but I got it for her and pretty much do most of the work so I consider it mine...

So i said "leave it there, someone will pick it up"...

So i left for work and came back to find a bag on the porch... I open it up and it's my dead cat.

So i think, f*ck, what is this doing here. So i go inside to ask my aunt and my sister why the hell the dead cat is on the porch, and apparently my nephew Jeffrey brought it home...

So i get distracted and end up taking a shower, and as I'm watching a movie later that night, I hear a rustling of the bag and I go outside to find my other cat pulling out the dead cat from the bag and playing with it...

He was on top of the dead body and it looked like he was chewing the face...

And so i attempted to bury the bag but stopped midway through and just threw the bag away...

So yeah thats my story... Any similar stories? Strange animal stories you wanna share? Advice on why my other cat was practically humping the dead one (they're brother and sister by the way)...

And i swear to god aqua dementia, if you say "wall of text run away" i will shave your head in your sleep and video tape my neighbors great dane raping you...

(jk)
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#7
That's kind of scary.

But I kind of understand what you're feeling. It happens to me every once in a while.
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#9
you are going to have a tough time finding similar stories. that is pretty messed up.
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That was really creepy..


yeah and its put me in this ridiculous mood that i can't shake... i'm not sad, or disgusted, or happy or anything thats distuinguishable, but its so persistent, and I can't figure out what it is I'm feeling...
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#11
Your cat is a necrophiliac/necrophagist. I'm severely jealous.
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#12
sorry to hear that.

that's pretty disturbing that your other cat would play around with it's dead sibling like that. i don't like thinking about lifeless animals.
#14
cat recognized the smell of other cat and tried to "make sure it's not just sleeping" they do that with kittens too.
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#15
That's sick, I once had two mice in a cage, and one of them got pregnant and had premature babies, they all died, so did the mother. The dad ate the mother and them babies as well, sick stuff, I can never get the image of the mouse eating the other mouse out of my head, just feasting away at it's inners and stomach.

And I was like 9 at the time.
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#16
Damn

That's nuts.


I once saw my cat kinda playing with a dead squirell..............which I think he killed.
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I was walking along a railroad once, I forget why but anyway I saw this rat that had been sitting on the track and was cut in half by a train. One half of him was on either side of the rail and his insides were coming out kind of like a taco when it's held wrong. It was pretty nasty but mostly cool.
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wall of text run away?
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#19
When my little kitty got hit by a car, I sorta showed him to his twin sister before giving him a proper burial. she was SO sad, because they spent every day together (they did even moreso after their other twins got taken to the adoption place). She didn't hump it, she just smelled him really fast and understood.

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He was on top of the dead body and it looked like he was chewing the face...

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#22
I used to have a lot of cats.

They're weird like that, they will eat the dead cats, especially the mother eating her young.

Once there was a litter and one of the cats had three legs and another cat was born dead missing its head...but then we found out the head came out separate...it was ****ed up.

But ya, it really is screwed up. One time it came to a point when we had to keep the mother away from the litter. Some of the young were sick so she killed them and ate them. You cold hear her chomping on the bones...one of the grossest thing to hear.
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oh i get it...i was just kinda challenging him...seeing what he would do

edit: btw you have my initials in you PM...cool
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yeah thats the word! thanx dude!
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Respect for the dead much?
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what? who? me? no. not me
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Once there was a litter and one of the cats had three legs and another cat was born dead missing its head...but then we found out the head came out separate...it was ****ed up.


Ew, that's gross & weird but kind of interesting.