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"The six stringed oath." is a bet I have going on with my friend. Since January it has been our challenge not to eat chips of any kind. Then in September we added no drinking soft drink or anything carbonated (including alcohol). And NOW
as the final part of the challenge we have both given up chololate and masturbation until New Years Eve??.
The stakes are pretty high, it's a $700 bet.

So how long can a guy manage to go without masturbating?? I think I've got some kind of advantage here being a girl. .
SO how do i go about winning this bet? Any tips?

EDIT: no lollies either
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Ash, stop masturbating.
Last edited by 9_11_4 at Oct 20, 2007,
#4
Well your body will release semen itself if you don't masturbate. It will hurt you.

The others are quite simple to live without.

Actually, i just read that you are a girl, so you'll probably have no problem lasting without doing the deed but the sexual frustration will probably overwhelm you at some point. Hey, the bet doesn't say anything about releasing it with the help of another so there's a suggestion of a loophole.

About the food and drink, find other alternatives. Eat meat.
Also, the bet does not state lollies are forbidden so you can indulge in a sugar fix without having to pay the big bucks.

In terms of alcohol, there are many alternatives that are not carbonated. Cocktails with chocolate can work. Read the ingredients list before you chug it down.

That's all I can think of.
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#5
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Why is it called the six stringed oath?


If i lose i have to buy him guitar hero and an xbox 360 and if he loses he has to give me $700 towards my next guitar
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9_11_4:
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I you 9_11_4, you like Chuck, Opeth, and don't mind porn, that = epic metul win.


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Ash, stop masturbating.
#6
will your body really release semen if you dont masturbate? how so like in dreams?
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Well your body will release semen itself if you don't masturbate. It will hurt you.

The others are quite simple to live without.

Actually, i just read that you are a girl, so you'll probably have no problem lasting without doing the deed but the sexual frustration will probably overwhelm you at some point. Hey, the bet doesn't say anything about releasing it with the help of another so there's a suggestion of a loophole.

About the food and drink, find other alternatives. Eat meat.
Also, the bet does not state lollies are forbidden so you can indulge in a sugar fix without having to pay the big bucks.

In terms of alcohol, there are many alternatives that are not carbonated. Cocktails with chocolate can work. Read the ingredients list before you chug it down.

That's all I can think of.



OH yeah I'm free to have sex, I MAY have to become a slut though. Yeah I'm allowed lollies.
and nothing whatsoever to do with cholate, no milk no cookies etc.. And I am also allowed to get with another female.
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9_11_4:
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I you 9_11_4, you like Chuck, Opeth, and don't mind porn, that = epic metul win.


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Ash, stop masturbating.
#8
yeah lawl... after a week or so he will have a 'nocturnal emission' (hahaha). That doesnt count as wanking though does it, your body releasing semen while you are asleep?

I've always thought these competitions were impossible... after like 5 days someone wanks then denies they did.
#9
you have both displayed excess amounts of folly.

how long can a guy go?- as long as he wants, which isn't very long.

how to win the bet? tips? - ermmm don't masturbate? that might work.
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OH yeah I'm free to have sex, I MAY have to become a slut though. Yeah I'm allowed lollies.
and nothing whatsoever to do with cholate, no milk no cookies etc.. And I am also allowed to get with another female.


Is that sarcasm or a realisation?

Alternatively, you could get one single person that you fornicate with, but if that's not your style, I don't think you have an option. It depends what you value more. Female is probably safer if that's your cup of tea.

Just buy something like 3kg of snakes alive or something and pig out, and its legal according to the terms of your agreement.
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I consider myself to be really intelligent and I've gotten into a fight coz this kid thought it was nasty to put sour cream on enchiladas.


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#13
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will your body really release semen if you dont masturbate? how so like in dreams?


Yes
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#14
I could not stand a day.
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#15
The Threadstarter Is A Girl!

Stop talking about ****ing semen.
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my neew year reslosutions are not too drikn as much lol.

happy new yeeae guyas.
#16
I just answered mray's question. I realised she is a girl
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#17
Wih the fizzy drinks question, no soft drinks is easy, but with the booze, just drink wine, ale or spirits. Problem solved.
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Is that sarcasm or a realisation?

Alternatively, you could get one single person that you fornicate with, but if that's not your style, I don't think you have an option. It depends what you value more. Female is probably safer if that's your cup of tea.

Just buy something like 3kg of snakes alive or something and pig out, and its legal according to the terms of your agreement.



I am (sadly) a virgin
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9_11_4:
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I you 9_11_4, you like Chuck, Opeth, and don't mind porn, that = epic metul win.


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Ash, stop masturbating.
#19
You definately have the advantage. I don't think you'll have any problems winning. But may I ask how you are gonna check if he doesn't masturbate? He could just.. not tell you?
#20
Oh.
I read the topic title and thought it was something like
'I pledge alliegience to my guitar,
to shred like a mother****er, near or far
to improvise constantly when you should be learning the solo
and break you guitar and amps on stage, every moment'

Actually, someone make a topic of that and we'll come up with a good one.
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#21
make out with him.

if you are hot, it will make him want to masturbate.


you win.

maybe its a little creepy to imagine, but $700 is on the line.
#22
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make out with him.

if you are hot, it will make him want to masturbate.


you win.

maybe its a little creepy to imagine, but $700 is on the line.


Instant win! Go ahead and get the competition over with and get your $700
#23
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How will he know if you masturbate? Does he watch you? And he won't last a week.


He'll use our memes to his advantage.

Pics or didnt happen.
#24
Daytripper's conclusion is genius.

We are all barracking for you! WIN THAT BET!
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I consider myself to be really intelligent and I've gotten into a fight coz this kid thought it was nasty to put sour cream on enchiladas.


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The fact that I went TOO high singing a Darkness song on Singstar


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#25
Quote by daytripper75
make out with him.

if you are hot, it will make him want to masturbate.


you win.

maybe its a little creepy to imagine, but $700 is on the line.


Win.
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Quote by 9_11_4
"The six stringed oath." is a bet I have going on with my friend. Since January it has been our challenge not to eat chips of any kind. Then in September we added no drinking soft drink or anything carbonated (including alcohol). And NOW
as the final part of the challenge we have both given up chololate and masturbation until New Years Eve??.
The stakes are pretty high, it's a $700 bet.

So how long can a guy manage to go without masturbating?? I think I've got some kind of advantage here being a girl. .
SO how do i go about winning this bet? Any tips?

EDIT: no lollies either


if you cant masturbate then fuck, its a nifty alternative.
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triviumjunkie, are you suggesting that girls can't masturbate? Because ah.. they can?


no, but if she did, it would violate the terms of the agreement and therefore. losing a perfectly good $700.

as for the process? been there done that.
my gear:
ibanez RG
digitech RP250
crate RFX15
marshall 30-watt

ignore the username
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To TriviumJunkie: You need rehab my friend

stanleybach ur fucking banned!!
APSH!!
Last edited by triviumjunkie at Oct 21, 2007,
#30
As this has little to do with actual guitar playing its pretty lame, and anyone who wants an X box over say, a guitqr, is a moron not worthy of a girl's attention. Good luck, hope u get your guitar
#32
And if you all think its easy for a girl not to relieve herself then she hasn't really discovered her magick button!!!
#33
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Oh no wait I get it now! Sarcasm doesn't work well in text..



THANK GOD only a real idiot would think that.
i wish sarcasm worked in text.
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To TriviumJunkie: You need rehab my friend

stanleybach ur fucking banned!!
APSH!!
#34
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I once managed to go 7 hours without masturbation. It ranks pretty high on my list of amazing feats.


sigged... if I have the room....
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#35
Hey you in Perth? I'm down Dawseville way, just south of Mandurah. Sorry about the sarcasm everyone
#36
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Hey you in Perth? I'm down Dawseville way, just south of Mandurah. Sorry about the sarcasm everyone



nope, good ol oregon... wow you cant get any more sarcastic than that.
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ignore the username
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To TriviumJunkie: You need rehab my friend

stanleybach ur fucking banned!!
APSH!!
#39
Hahahaha, the guy doesn't stand a chance. I once went 3 weeks without wanking, and my balls were swollen and sore, and it was unpleasent and painful. You definitely have an upper hand. The best way to get him to lose? Start wearing really revealing clothing and hang out with him a lot, he'll be sneaking peaks and wont be able to get those images out of his head without a good wank.

Or make out with a girl in front of him.
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#40
I watched a movie called "40 days and 40 nights." its about a guy who took an oath to not masturbate for 40 days and 40 nights. after watching, i decided to try it out, and it was horrible. i didn't last a week. i figured it wasn't worth it and there was nothing to gain.
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