#1
Hey guys,
I'm sick.
I caught a flu from somebody at my girlfriends house.
The problem is, I'm booked to be recording in about 30 hours.
How do I get better soon?
I'm dying just typing this!
#2
Drink honey and lemon, and don't speak loads. Best you can do, really. Drink lots of fluids.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#4
Try raising your body temperature by 1 or 2 degreees for like an hour, sit in the car wiht the heater on or have a hour long bath. This mite kill or weaken it
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#5

Thank you.

Dinkydaisy, you may have just saved my life.
But by may, I mean certainly.
And by life, I mean throat.
If I wasn't talking about the flu, that'd be awkward to say.

As for you, PolyRythem,
Don't think we have nyquil in Australia.
But a coma is always fun.
#6
But System Overide, wouldn't that be like beating an elf with a gnome?

Wait, I think the term 'fighting fire with fire' would have been better there...
#7
Wow, was that post in verse?
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#9
Quote by Tummaenkeli

Thank you.

Dinkydaisy, you may have just saved my life.
But by may, I mean certainly.
And by life, I mean throat.
If I wasn't talking about the flu, that'd be awkward to say.

As for you, PolyRythem,
Don't think we have nyquil in Australia.
But a coma is always fun.


I cannot help but imagining leanitus'(spelling???) dialect being put with your words due to your avatar. It is quite entertaining... anyways, maybe try taking laxitives and make yourself throw up... if it is in your digestive track then its gone for sure(hopefully) if not then I guess you just lost 10 pounds.
#10
Hahaha...

My girlfriend already called me 'manorexic' because I'm so skinny...

...am I the only one whose ever wanted to open up a cafe and slip laxatives into everything?
#11
God no. I have drempt of such a feet. Go through all of the bullpoop of starting a business just for the sole purpose to make people ****e themselves... brings a tear to yer eye...

By the way, I have just coined the term "Bullpoop"
#13
airborne is good once your up and going it seems to give ya a boost for a few hours. i would take one every two hours or so
#14
I'm confused, if you heat up you could kill the infection because most viruses work at 37C

nvm lol,
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