#4
Go To Hell, Def Leppard, Carcass, Sexual attraction towards dogs caused by Blink 182, Graduation ******s and my first car since I just got my license.
#7
my mouth ulcer now tastes like strawberry chewits
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Quote by cagnius
Shut up. Actually, higher mods...can we ban him for being a cunt?
#8
I'd like a cigarette, but I can't be arsed with the 20 minute walk that'll entail
The rig:
Gibson SG faded special -> Marshall MG 50/100 (working on a valve amp)
Backup: Vintage AV1
Newcastle United
#9
raaaaaaaaaaar
Why'd you have to go and let it die

Quote by master
Go join the army. It's like an FPS without the lag.

#11
why did I click the link of a guy who dont know how to shave
Quote by SkyValley
Kids keep having sex younger and younger these days. Eventually kids will be born without their virginity and their first words will be "bow chicka bow wow."
#12
English Essay
"It's funny how most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life" - Jimi Hendrix

Quote by TheClincher
Is it incest if I had sex with my brother in law's half sister? Because if it is, it was so ****ing worth it.
#13
Why does everybody has a girlfriend exept me.

DAMN YOU UG!
Quote by Tyson2011
d von is truly one of the pit.


Quote by 09phillt
Good God Man What's Wrong With You!?
#15
every few seconds theres a weird smell coming from my balls
Listens to Jazz

Quote by Local666Union
each time I piss in the dark I'm afraid that some wierd plant is going to eat my dick



#16
Wasn't there a thread much like this less than 3 days ago?
Gear

Fender Stratocaster in Red.

It's all I need.

The Anti-Anti-Ibanez Militia!
#17
My dog needs a bath.
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#19
DENTAL PLAN!


Maybe that's a bad idea...
Quote by kriscornella2@g
I know i wish i was as cool as you and be into Sum 41 and Taking back Sunday. Gaylord.

Quote by civildp1
you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

Quote by вяaи∂ иєw
You just made a very powerful enemy BenFoffenbock.
#20
That I have a horrible inability to talk to people. It feels like I'm drowning... no one ever talks to me... I'm completely alone... Crowds freak me out...

Astronomy Domine.
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#21
That washing machine noise is annoying. Maybe i should destroy it.
It's gonna be a blue day
#23
why do me and my girlfriend always argue over ****ty little things?
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#24
Quote by BenFoffenbock
DENTAL PLAN!


Maybe that's a bad idea...

Lisa needs braces!
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#26
I hate cleaning.



Quote by Dirtydeeds468


BUT DUDE! THAT'S MY OPINION! JUST LIKE PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS THAT ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS! IT JUST CAN'T BE CHALLENGED BECAUSE IT'S YOUR OPINION!

WHEEEEEEEE.

Heja Sverige!
#28
Quote by tobysaurus
Quote by BenFoffenbock
DENTAL PLAN!


Maybe that's a bad idea...

Lisa needs braces!


DENTAL PLAN! >.>
#29
Have you ever wondered how, there are people today who get busses, who could well have got the first bus. you know, theyre like, that old.
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#30
Why did i read all that ****? Maybe it's because I AM ALL, or not...but it'd be cool 'cause i could make people do what i wanted and swap bodies and i'd be like everyone and i could make loads-a-hot women do me...THEN PAY ME...it's the perfect crime.

If you cut off someones hand then tied it to my own and fapped with it would it be masturbation?
#33
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#34
How I need to revise my damn psychology and how I'm going to get my ass kicked by my brother because my father can't resist telling him he knows he went out when he shouldn't. Obviously I told him. Does he seriously think nobody will work it out? Or does he just like pissing me off and getting me slapped?

He wonders why I don't like him.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#36
I want my head cold to leave before tomorrow, because I don't want to give it to my girlfriend and I'd like to enjoy Bowling for Soup and the Bloodhound Gang to my full ability.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#39
this has been reported for spam. Don't post anymore
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