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I found out that my mother smokes weed. Should I confront her about this? Look for her stash? Steal her stash? Smoke with her?

Im laughing hard as **** about this

Thanks
#4
Hmm... well if you smoke pot she won't be very hard on punishments, I don't think. That would be great bonding if you smoked with her. I would love it if me, my mom, and dad all got stoned together. That would be awesome!
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That should cover it
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#8
You should replace her weed with a letter describing everything you ever did wrong then run in and shout "YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS" then for like 5 years to come if you do something wrong just say "but you smoke pot...*****!"
#9
Use it against her next time you get in trouble.


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#10
no i never found my dads pot...i dont rlly want to smoke with my mom...shes a bit of a bitch...
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#13
how awesome is that!!
just walk round the house getting stoned
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#14
take the pot, sell it, use the money to buy her a hallmark card and leave it where her stash was
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#19
Replace all of her weed with oregano, then smoke the real **** with your friends.
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#20
My mom smoked weed, and so did a lot of my friend's moms. Just don't bother, she probably won't care if you know.
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#23
Steal her stash!


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#24
If its dank, steal it and replace it with some regs. Then she'll know you found it and you can be open about smoking with your mom. If its regs, make a joke and tell her to get some better weed.
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#27
Here's what you do when your mum pisses you off. Get some crack, and mix it with her pot. Then call the cops.
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#29
That's my dream.. you're living the dream man..

1-emphasis the words weed, pot, high, smoke when you say them even unrelating to weed, and give her weird stares, so she gets guilty and suspects you know about it.
2-ask her about it after a while
3-smoke with her
4-???
5-profit
#30
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That's my dream.. you're living the dream man..

1-emphasis the words weed, pot, high, smoke when you say them even unrelating to weed, and give her weird stares, so she gets guilty and suspects you know about it.
2-ask her about it after a while
3-smoke with her
4-have sex with her
5-profit



Fixed.
#32
mmmm...i actually find that sad
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#34
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I found out that my mother smokes weed. Should I confront her about this? Look for her stash? Steal her stash? Smoke with her?

Im laughing hard as **** about this

Thanks

Well, all of the above I suppose. But not in that order. More like; look for her stash, steal her stash, confront her, then smoke with her. Just to see the look on her face.
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^ +1 for getting this guy laid with his mom After all, they do have more experience....


After banging her, since she has her maternal instincts, she probably will make you a sandwich, so.....win.
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#36
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no i never found my dads pot...i dont rlly want to smoke with my mom...shes a bit of a bitch...



i bet she wouldnt be a bitch if you smoked with her


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#37
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After banging her, since she has her maternal instincts, she probably will make you a sandwich, so.....win.




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#39
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mmmm...i actually find that sad

i concur
#40
lucky bastard!!
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