#1
I am ****in' psycho about scaring people (my brother, my friend, and i were calling/IMing people acting like a rapist/murderer) but what really is the best idea to scare people?
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Matt Freeman>You
#2
The grammar in this thread is scary enough...
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#3
yeah haha sorry
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Matt Freeman>You
#5
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Matt Freeman>You
#6
Oi, avatar thief.
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#7
oh hell no you didnt
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Matt Freeman>You
#9
Set up 2 large spikes. Impale a random passer-by on one, carefully(like Persian style) so he can last a couple of days, and make your intended victim watch the first one die. Then cook part of the first corpse, force the victim to eat it, and then tell them you'll have to impale them for being a cannibal.
Then everyone else jumps out from behind the couch and shouts "surprise!".
#11
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
a good way to scare people it to show them a picture of yourself naked


yeh theyd be scared theyd say "how dd it get that BIG????"
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#12
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oh hell no you didnt


Had it before you even joined
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let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
#14
Quote by MightyAl
Set up 2 large spikes. Impale a random passer-by on one, carefully(like Persian style) so he can last a couple of days, and make your intended victim watch the first one die. Then cook part of the first corpse, force the victim to eat it, and then tell them you'll have to impale them for being a cannibal.
Then everyone else jumps out from behind the couch and shouts "surprise!".



+1 definetly the scariest
#15
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Had it before you even joined


and thats why i changed it but ths is off topic
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#16
1. Find out where exactly trick-or-treaters walk in your yard, and dig a pit in there. Then get a bunch of sticks, and sharpen both ends. Make sure the sticks are thick. then stick one point in at the bottom of the pit, so the other point is sticking up. cover the top with twigs and leaves so noone can tell the pit is there. Go to sleep. In the morning check the pit. There will probably be some dead bodies, but alot of them will be Alive, just injured.

2. Find out who the Injured kids parents are. Hold them for ransom, and to make sure they know you mean buisness, cut off their thumbs. Send them in mail to parents. Make sure all the ransoms you collect add up to 2 mil.

3. Buy UG missle base

4. Renounce your killing ways and share with everyone of UG!
#17
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and thats why i changed it but ths is off topic


You should go as Buckethead, lol.
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can i get a tl;dr up in this bitch?

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usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
#18
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1. Find out where exactly trick-or-treaters walk in your yard, and dig a pit in there. Then get a bunch of sticks, and sharpen both ends. Make sure the sticks are thick. then stick one point in at the bottom of the pit, so the other point is sticking up. cover the top with twigs and leaves so noone can tell the pit is there. Go to sleep. In the morning check the pit. There will probably be some dead bodies, but alot of them will be Alive, just injured.

2. Find out who the Injured kids parents are. Hold them for ransom, and to make sure they know you mean buisness, cut off their thumbs. Send them in mail to parents. Make sure all the ransoms you collect add up to 2 mil.

3. Buy UG missle base

4. Renounce your killing ways and share with everyone of UG!


holy...****...you...are....GOD!!!
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#20
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Costume = your avatar?

It's pretty weird looking.


no costume = buckethead haha
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#21
excellent
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#23
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/erifxneef/

hey metolagoy or whatevr your name is...check out his avatar
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#24
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sigged


yay i feel so loved!
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#25
Brian Peppers.
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i often have urges to throw things at walls. and kick toddlers. i'm pretty sure that without the moral/legal/ethical ramifications, kicking a toddler like a football would be the most entertaining thing in the world.


#26
I skimmed the first post, and read it as "I love doing scary stuff, raping my brother" (and so on and so forth).

I had to double back and read again.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#27
get a plastic baby, and when you see people coming, start yelling at it, and pretend like your raping it, and have baby scream sound fx.... god thats horrible..
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its like a four finger, diminished thingy
#28
well halloween is a stupid american money making scheme, that all us brits caught onto. But i reckon skating through ppls houses in scary masks, and darth vader suits
#29
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get a plastic baby, and when you see people coming, start yelling at it, and pretend like your raping it, and have baby scream sound fx.... god thats horrible..

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#30
get all your friends inside a room w/ ur naked uncle inside (make sure not to lock the door)
#31
Off topic...but....

Buckethead = legend

just thought i'd like to point it out. In other words, you should electrify your door handle/knocker/doorbell so that when trick or treaters knock at your door...nah, i wont spoil it for you!
#32
Umm... try giving people healthy snacks? That'll scare 'em.

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get a plastic baby, and when you see people coming, start yelling at it, and pretend like your raping it, and have baby scream sound fx.... god thats horrible..


You sick bastard!
#33
Quote by Blackholesun00
Umm... try giving people healthy snacks? That'll scare 'em.


Or you could use your avatar to give people epilepsy! Happy Halloween!!!
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i wasnt wikipediaing blow job okay, it just happened


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one time i fucked a sofa.


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Freedom of speach?

on a private website?

Based in Russia?

i'm sorry comrade, but you fail.
#36
Lock 7 five year olds in a room and let this guy play them ''Mary Had A Little Lamb'' on this guitar:




cutting off parts of it and raping it on stage.
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my neew year reslosutions are not too drikn as much lol.

happy new yeeae guyas.
#37
I'm doing some water super-soaker sniping on the 31st. Time to give the damn brats a trick they wont be able to wash out...Because i'll put red food dye in the water!
#38
Quote by TheBassMan3
yeh theyd be scared theyd say "how dd it get that BIG????"


You got a tumor or something?
#40
Quote by MightyAl
Set up 2 large spikes. Impale a random passer-by on one, carefully(like Persian style) so he can last a couple of days, and make your intended victim watch the first one die. Then cook part of the first corpse, force the victim to eat it, and then tell them you'll have to impale them for being a cannibal.
Then everyone else jumps out from behind the couch and shouts "surprise!".



Now that's taking things a little too far.