#1
so... i had a long distance relationship in the last 11 months. we live about 500 Kms far away so it was dificult to us to meet each other, in this 11 months we meet each other 3 times, for the tree times i went to her town, in the last one (two weeks ago) we almost had sex (i say almost because she was with a lot of pain and we had to stop), we were both virgins... for many times she couldn't hold it up and she broke 6 times and after two days she always said that she want to try again... but I am tired, and i know that if we continue this relationship she will broke again, and hurt us again... i still love her, and she loves me too, but now it's time to let it go... it's been dificult to us to be "just friends" but it's the way it should go...

thanks for listening me, and sorry for the big text...
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#3
Was there penetration? Yes?

Then you had sex. Congratulations on losing your virginity. And you didn't even finish the deed.

Poor show, sir. Poor show.
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#4
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mmmm...pics or it didnt happen





no pics dude...


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Was there penetration? Yes?

Then you had sex. Congratulations on losing your virginity. And you didn't even finish the deed.

Poor show, sir. Poor show.



yes, there was penetration.
what was i supposed to do? hurt her like hell??
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#6
'broke' 6 times....she had....6 layers?

holy cow, thats determination for you
#7
This thread hurts my braiiin....

So do you go stay with each other for a couple weeks at a time or something breaux?
#9
So you cant have sex, so you are gonna break up?

Talk about shallow...
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#10
Umm...the hymen only breaks once? Unless you're fucking Claire from 'Heroes', there shouldn't be something breaking 6 times.
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#11
I say dont break up with her bro, keep trying, oh and remember, finger her before hand so that she loosens up, remember, she's a virgin....or was...or I dunno what the **** she is anymore!
#12
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Why did it hurt? Do you have a thick ****?


yes, i gues... and because she was virgin too.


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This thread hurts my braiiin....

So do you go stay with each other for a couple weeks at a time or something breaux?


for a couple of days...
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#13
Quote by -February-Star-
Was there penetration? Yes?

Then you had sex. Congratulations on losing your virginity. And you didn't even finish the deed.

Poor show, sir. Poor show.

+1
#14
BM, you caught me apologising For this you shall pay....

But just imagine ****ing that bitch from heroes. You know how good it'd be if she was a virgin every time, mang?
#15
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Umm...the hymen only breaks once? Unless you're fucking Claire from 'Heroes', there shouldn't be something breaking 6 times.

+1.

And of you ARE fucking Claire from Heroes, infinite kudos to you. That is one hot piece of ass.
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#16
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So you cant have sex, so you are gonna break up?

Talk about shallow...



it's not for that that i break up, it's because i'm tired, it's been 11 months...


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Umm...the hymen only breaks once? Unless you're fucking Claire from 'Heroes', there shouldn't be something breaking 6 times.



when i say "broke" it's the relationship, not the hymen...

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I say dont break up with her bro, keep trying, oh and remember, finger her before hand so that she loosens up, remember, she's a virgin....or was...or I dunno what the **** she is anymore!



i fingered her, but she didn't like it much..
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#17
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yes, there was penetration.
what was i supposed to do? hurt her like hell??


At least it wasn't like that scene in Creep with the woman getting a rusty blade rammed up the flaps...
No? Count your blessing then!
#18
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it's not for that that i break up, it's because i'm tired, it's been 11 months...


when i say "broke" it's the relationship, not the hymen...


i fingered her, but she didn't like it much..


you probably didnt do it right, my girlfriend loved it when I did that to her, watch porn young man...watch LOTS of lesbian porn...and learn.
#19
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At least it wasn't like that scene in Creep with the woman getting a rusty blade rammed up the flaps...
No? Count your blessing then!


I had to turn that off. Didn't like that bit at all. Raped with a knife...

Edit: Christ, remember that blade dildo thing in se7en? Freaked the hell out of me.
#20
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you probably didnt do it right, my girlfriend loved it when I did that to her, watch porn young man...watch LOTS of lesbian porn...and learn.


well, she liked when i touched in her clit, but said that want to feel my **** and not my finger
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#21
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Umm...the hymen only breaks once? Unless you're fucking Claire from 'Heroes', there shouldn't be something breaking 6 times.



Classic

Except, you know, less creepy..

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#22
I know you're from portugal and that english must not be your native language, but seriously, I have no idea if you're talking about breaking her hymen or breaking off the relationship.
#23
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I had to turn that off. Didn't like that bit at all. Raped with a knife...


That was the best bit! You missed it when you hear it (the faetus thing) cutting through her pelvis off screen (You just see it's face and arm moving back and forth, covered in blood), you can hear all the crunching and ripping and splattering and the blood spraying everywhere!

Teehee :p

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well, she liked when i touched in her clit, but said that want to feel my **** and not my finger


Ok, take it the Sex Thread young man...(Grabs collar)
#24
Two words.

Oral Sex.
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#25
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yes, i gues... and because she was virgin too.


for a couple of days...



How thick is your ****? We need all the measurments thanks.
#26
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I know you're from portugal and that english must not be your native language, but seriously, I have no idea if you're talking about breaking her hymen or breaking off the relationship.


yep, it's not my native language, sorry...


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How thick is your ****? We need all the measurments thanks.


lol, i've never measured it...
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Last edited by Bleeding_me at Oct 20, 2007,
#27
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Two words.

Oral Sex.


Listen to this guy.

You'll both thank him one day. (Possibly soon, in a rather loud, vocal manner.)
#28
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How thick is your ****? We need all the measurments thanks.


#29
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Listen to this guy.

You'll both thank him one day. (Possibly soon, in a rather loud, vocal manner.)


maybe.. if i have news in the future i tell you guys
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#30
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Umm...the hymen only breaks once? Unless you're fucking Claire from 'Heroes', there shouldn't be something breaking 6 times.


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