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#1
So here it is. Its been a hell of a week. Me and this chick was dating for 8 months. Last weekend she decides to say this to her mom(who is very protective of her daughter) "Mom me and Ryan had sex" (her mom) "YOU WHAT!!!" (her) "Yeah we had sex and it was sooooooo good"! So her mother proceeds to call my parents and tell them, i got a lil bit of hell from them but later they laugh about it. So next day her mom forces us to break up. So wendsday in school I was wearing the shirt on that she had bought me when we were dating, and she comes running down the hallway screaming "I want my damn shirt back" and i dont have another shirt to change into so i cant just take it off. But then she starts screaming more and punchin me so i just take the shirt off and throw it at her, and proceed down the hallway shirtless, later getting hell from the principal. The next day she brings in a baggie of ashes and throws them at me saying "heres all your **** back" so there i stand holding a bag of ashes. Wow. And her parents have been threatening me with harassment charges, but i havent said a word to her all week even through all this, and i kinda think she needs the harassment charges. Anyone else thinks she physco like the rest of my school now does?
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#3
uhh yeah she has problems man, maybe you should try to get a restraining order or something.
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#6
what........Chicks are crazy man, thats really all I can tell you.......
#7
why'd she throw ashes at you if it was her fault for you guys breaking up? shes not only psycho she sounds like a bitch as well
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haha.... nice... well we know who wears the shirt in this relationship

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#11
that's definitely one of the most retarded breakups i've ever heard of. and yeah seriously consider getting a restraining order before she assaults you or something.
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#13
Well threadstarter, judging by your ability to spell PSYCHO, i'm going to automatically assume that you have some issues.


As for your problem, I call bull**** that you would have been dating for 8 months, yet she still flips out on you even though her mom forced you to break up.
#14
u smell that?.............


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#15
BS. No one's that stupid, and no mom can force people to break up unless you're, what, 10?
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Well threadstarter, judging by your ability to spell PSYCHO, i'm going to automatically assume that you have some issues.


As for your problem, I call bull**** that you would have been dating for 8 months, yet she still flips out on you even though her mom forced you to break up.

Hey, those h's are tricky.
#17
if you would kindly give me her number


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#18
i agree that she is psycho


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#19
thats is kinda retarded, that she flips out on u for ur MOM being a psycho, it smells like bullsh*t
to me.
maybe not, but if ur not bs-ing us, then get a restraining order on her psycho ass...but just one question, ws she hot?
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#20
I'd freak out on someone that can't spell "psycho" too.
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#21
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if you would kindly give me her number


crazy girls are fun



Only if they are hot. Otherwise, its just scary.
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Only if they are hot. Otherwise, its just scary.
nah it's still fun...just in a more comedic sense
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#23
I wouldn't have said anything if it was a single typo, but you just spelled psycho wrong twice, and in exactly the same way. What kind of idiot are you?
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I wouldn't have said anything if it was a single typo, but you just spelled psycho wrong twice, and in exactly the same way. What kind of idiot are you?
he's a physco idiot


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#25
i had an ex who snapped all the strings on my cort. Needless to say, violence followed.
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haha.... nice... well we know who wears the shirt in this relationship

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So here it is. Its been a hell of a week. Me and this chick was dating for 8 months. Last weekend she decides to say this to her mom(who is very protective of her daughter) "Mom me and Ryan had sex" (her mom) "YOU WHAT!!!" (her) "Yeah we had sex and it was sooooooo good"! So her mother proceeds to call my parents and tell them, i got a lil bit of hell from them but later they laugh about it. So next day her mom forces us to break up. So wendsday in school I was wearing the shirt on that she had bought me when we were dating, and she comes running down the hallway screaming "I want my damn shirt back" and i dont have another shirt to change into so i cant just take it off. But then she starts screaming more and punchin me so i just take the shirt off and throw it at her, and proceed down the hallway shirtless, later getting hell from the principal. The next day she brings in a baggie of ashes and throws them at me saying "heres all your **** back" so there i stand holding a bag of ashes. Wow. And her parents have been threatening me with harassment charges, but i havent said a word to her all week even through all this, and i kinda think she needs the harassment charges. Anyone else thinks she physco like the rest of my school now does?

Apparently, not many.

Did this really happen?
Or did she just never give up the pussy, so you told everyone you boned her?
That might explain the threat of harassment charges.

I don't think either of you need harassment charges.


... but you might want to see a physc-iatrist.
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So here it is. Its been a hell of a week. Me and this chick was dating for 8 months. Last weekend she decides to say this to her mom(who is very protective of her daughter) "Mom me and Ryan had sex" (her mom) "YOU WHAT!!!" (her) "Yeah we had sex and it was sooooooo good"! So her mother proceeds to call my parents and tell them, i got a lil bit of hell from them but later they laugh about it. So next day her mom forces us to break up. So wendsday in school I was wearing the shirt on that she had bought me when we were dating, and she comes running down the hallway screaming "I want my damn shirt back" and i dont have another shirt to change into so i cant just take it off. But then she starts screaming more and punchin me so i just take the shirt off and throw it at her, and proceed down the hallway shirtless, later getting hell from the principal. The next day she brings in a baggie of ashes and throws them at me saying "heres all your **** back" so there i stand holding a bag of ashes. Wow. And her parents have been threatening me with harassment charges, but i havent said a word to her all week even through all this, and i kinda think she needs the harassment charges. Anyone else thinks she physco like the rest of my school now does?


just saying....
ehh
#29
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just saying....


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#30
Also, this.


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So here it is. Its been a hell of a week. Me and this chick was dating for 8 months. Last weekend she decides to say this to her mom(who is very protective of her daughter) "Mom me and Ryan had sex" (her mom) "YOU WHAT!!!" (her) "Yeah we had sex and it was sooooooo good"! So her mother proceeds to call my parents and tell them, i got a lil bit of hell from them but later they laugh about it. So next day her mom forces us to break up. So wendsday in school I was wearing the shirt on that she had bought me when we were dating, and she comes running down the hallway screaming "I want my damn shirt back" and i dont have another shirt to change into so i cant just take it off. But then she starts screaming more and punchin me so i just take the shirt off and throw it at her, and proceed down the hallway shirtless, later getting hell from the principal. The next day she brings in a baggie of ashes and throws them at me saying "heres all your **** back" so there i stand holding a bag of ashes. Wow. And her parents have been threatening me with harassment charges, but i havent said a word to her all week even through all this, and i kinda think she needs the harassment charges. Anyone else thinks she physco like the rest of my school now does?
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#31
Looks like the grammar Nazis are on the march yet again.

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#32
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Looks like the grammar Nazis are on the march yet again.

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Nah, we're just doing it because this thread is going to turn into spam anyways.
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Looks like the grammar Nazis are on the march yet again.

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im not certified yet
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Nah, we're just doing it because this thread is going to turn into spam anyways.


True...
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#35
Well, if it's true, owned. lulz
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#36
Hey, I wanna make a BS comment too!


Anyone else smell that?? I smell bull****!


/cheer


That story, while funny, is highly unlikely....who says to their mom they had sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend, and adds that it was "soooooooo good".....a kid that would want to make a parent mad, and if that's the case, they'd more than likely be willing to do something behind their parent's back...such as still date the person their mom told them not to.

BS
#37
yeah, any good response i can possibly think of has already been covered, so no comment i guess...

cept, i think it's pretty much bull**** too...
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#38
what a coincidence, me and my girlfriend brok up last week after 8 months going out,the difference is my girlfriend isnt a psycho and her mum isnt over protective
nothing.
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