my dad always told me et lived in my basement when i was little and he would eat me if i misbehaved. im still scared to death of et to this day. just a pic makes me almost cry.
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If I get a boner I generally pass out due to the massive amount of blood having to be redirected from my brain

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I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
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this movie is on TV right now. i just might have a good cry. it's so darn touching.

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I'd like to touch that little alien where the sun don't shine! I bet it feels like moist leather !