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#2
we're not ready to see you yet....


2. gunshot to the head
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I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.


A Brain Malfunction

We'll Never Admit As Defeat
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#3
3. You have anal sex with a horse.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#7
5. you reenact Saddam's execution
Quote by Scutchington
I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.


A Brain Malfunction

We'll Never Admit As Defeat
#8
6. going hunting with dick cheney
Gear:
Fender Telecaster w/ Vintage Noiseless Pickup
Epi Les Paul SH-2/SH-11
Fender Blues Jr.

Fender Jazz Bass w/ Badass II Bridge & Custom Shop '69 Pickups
Fender P-Bass w/ Basslines 1/4lb. pickup
Ibanez GSR200
Fender Bassman 150
#9
7. Pummeled by adoring fans
Fender American Standard Telecaster
Martin DC-16RE Premium

Fender Snakeskin Champ 12
#11
9. Shoot undiluted Black Tar heroin in your "main vein."
edit: 8, sorry.
The Whale Of Woe of the Primus Sucks Club. PM StratEnRegalia to join.
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#12
9. Drinking bleach.

EDIT: or eating...whatever floats your boat, lights your fire, rubs your happy place, ect.
My Rig:

Guitars:
Schecter C-1 Classic (Deep Sea Green)
Jackson DK2M Snow White Edition
BC Rich Mockingbird Special X

Amps:
Mesa Boogie Express 5:50 212
Roland Microcube

RIP Kevin Robert Swerdfiger
September 15 1991 - May 16 2008
#13
10. Old age.

You guys are all sick bastards. It took ten means of death to get to old age? Wow.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#15
11. Death through orgasm
Oh dear god, I dont feel alive.
I have a new blog, of the interesting type.

In so far i have seen,

1. The Darkness
2. Wolfmother
3. The Grates
4. Faker
5. Kings of Leon
6. Coheed and Cambria
7. Architecture in Helsinki

and counting.
#16
12. sleeping with my ex
"while you where fighting i had sex with her and to let you know she ravaged me .......not bragging but she had the biggest penis ever"--cuddles--pwk
#17
trying to jump the grand canyon in a wheelchair
"im not going to call somebody a dwarf unless they have direct possesion of a battle-axe."

"curiosity killed your mom!"
#19
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14. Dieing from the overwhelming amount of death threads.


15. Dieing from the overwhelming amount of death threats papercut style.

meh. i only just realised it said threads. sigh.
#26
putting a lawnmower up your c*nt, turning it on then cut the cable while plugged in with a set of wet scissors while sucking off a mains socket while being buggered by a junkie gay prostitute.
#27
hahah i was bored in class last week and tried to make this list, i got around 50 i think.

22. drawn and quartered


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#31
26. Death by testicular worms after stealing C.C.'s avatar.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#36
31. Hot glue gun down the throat. Death will happen after your throat asplodes and you die of Asphyxiation.
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#37
32: Trying to get the bread out of a toaster with a knife.

33: Trying to get a knife out of the toaster with a fork.
#38
34. Watching a leafs game

*shudder*
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"An Iron Curtain has descended over our classroom..."

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#40
36. Getting eaten by zombies.
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you cant make a male musician choose music or sex, its like asking a fat man twinkie or brownie


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Naomi
it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.

Phail

I WILL one day rule the world, Pm me with the position you want and Ill see if it is open.
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