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we're not ready to see you yet....

2. gunshot to the head
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I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.

A Brain Malfunction

We'll Never Admit As Defeat
Last edited by Waterboy799 at Oct 21, 2007,
3. You have anal sex with a horse.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
5. you reenact Saddam's execution
Quote by Scutchington
I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.

A Brain Malfunction

We'll Never Admit As Defeat
6. going hunting with dick cheney
Fender Telecaster w/ Vintage Noiseless Pickup
Epi Les Paul SH-2/SH-11
Fender Blues Jr.

Fender Jazz Bass w/ Badass II Bridge & Custom Shop '69 Pickups
Fender P-Bass w/ Basslines 1/4lb. pickup
Ibanez GSR200
Fender Bassman 150
7. Pummeled by adoring fans
Fender American Standard Telecaster
Martin DC-16RE Premium

Fender Snakeskin Champ 12
9. Shoot undiluted Black Tar heroin in your "main vein."
edit: 8, sorry.
The Whale Of Woe of the Primus Sucks Club. PM StratEnRegalia to join.
Last edited by AFriendOfMisery at Oct 21, 2007,
9. Drinking bleach.

EDIT: or eating...whatever floats your boat, lights your fire, rubs your happy place, ect.
My Rig:

Schecter C-1 Classic (Deep Sea Green)
Jackson DK2M Snow White Edition
BC Rich Mockingbird Special X

Mesa Boogie Express 5:50 212
Roland Microcube

RIP Kevin Robert Swerdfiger
September 15 1991 - May 16 2008
10. Old age.

You guys are all sick bastards. It took ten means of death to get to old age? Wow.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

11. Death through orgasm
Oh dear god, I dont feel alive.
I have a new blog, of the interesting type.

In so far i have seen,

1. The Darkness
2. Wolfmother
3. The Grates
4. Faker
5. Kings of Leon
6. Coheed and Cambria
7. Architecture in Helsinki

and counting.
12. sleeping with my ex
"while you where fighting i had sex with her and to let you know she ravaged me .......not bragging but she had the biggest penis ever"--cuddles--pwk
trying to jump the grand canyon in a wheelchair
"im not going to call somebody a dwarf unless they have direct possesion of a battle-axe."

"curiosity killed your mom!"
Quote by Jackintehbox
14. Dieing from the overwhelming amount of death threads.

15. Dieing from the overwhelming amount of death threats papercut style.

meh. i only just realised it said threads. sigh.
putting a lawnmower up your c*nt, turning it on then cut the cable while plugged in with a set of wet scissors while sucking off a mains socket while being buggered by a junkie gay prostitute.
hahah i was bored in class last week and tried to make this list, i got around 50 i think.

22. drawn and quartered

My mind is going. I can feel it.
26. Death by testicular worms after stealing C.C.'s avatar.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
31. Hot glue gun down the throat. Death will happen after your throat asplodes and you die of Asphyxiation.
32: Trying to get the bread out of a toaster with a knife.

33: Trying to get a knife out of the toaster with a fork.
34. Watching a leafs game

Quote by garrett5
"An Iron Curtain has descended over our classroom..."

Quote by FlippinSweet
You look at too much porn and have unfortunatley contracted an e-STD
36. Getting eaten by zombies.
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you cant make a male musician choose music or sex, its like asking a fat man twinkie or brownie

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Quote by metdethslaythrx
it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.


I WILL one day rule the world, Pm me with the position you want and Ill see if it is open.
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