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#6
W....t....fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!?!!??!?!
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#10
Ahah, wiki-how has some pretty lame stuff.
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#11
"Do not approach Pedophiles they usually carry some sort of assault like pieces of candy or other assortments"

"Learn to scream and run away if someone tries to touch you in your private parts."

#13
I wrote that! Too bad there wasn't any sixth grade girls in my college class when I wrote it...
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#14
How threads have you made in the past 24 hours glm?
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#15
Do not approach Pedophiles they usually carry some sort of assault like pieces of candy or other assortments

Hrm?
#16
Do not approach Pedophiles they usually carry some sort of assault like pieces of candy or other assortments

hahahah thats hilarious
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#18
except all of that applies to 6th grade boys, not pedophiles. this thread sucks...
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#20
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How threads have you made in the past 24 hours glm?

3.

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#21
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except all of that applies to 6th grade boys, not pedophiles. this thread sucks...

Wow, you should get the Nobel fucking Prize.
#23
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except all of that applies to 6th grade boys, not pedophiles. this thread sucks...


....


Did someone actually plan on using this information?
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#27
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That wouldn't work, by the time you turn to run I'd have stealthily knocked you out already...err...I mean, what?

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#28
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Wow, you should get the Nobel fucking Prize.

yes.


yes i should.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#30


Sorry I just had to...

EDIT: Crap. Now I feel awful for turning something as beautiful as a parents - sons love to a thing as sick as pedophiles.
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#31
Where did urik's post go?


I knew I should have quoted it.

EDIT: Nevermind.
#32
^oh no you di'nt.


i laughed though....

Edit: to the other guy
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#33
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Where did urik's post go?


I knew I should have quoted it.


I made a mistype so I fixed it
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#34
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i want girlfriend so bad...
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#35
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except all of that applies to 6th grade boys, not pedophiles. this thread sucks...
Yeah I was gonna say. I mean, 11-year-olds are a bit naïve, but they're gonna notice something if a socially awkward, out-of-shape, malshaven 46-year-old joins the soccer team. Some of this advice might be genuinely useful for some lonely, unfortunate 11-year-old boys.
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#36
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Yeah I was gonna say. I mean, 11-year-olds are a bit naïve, but they're gonna notice something if a socially awkward, out-of-shape, malshaven 46-year-old joins the soccer team. Some of this advice might be genuinely useful for some lonely, unfortunate 11-year-old boys.


thats what i meant.

not that im a pedophile looking for tips like the other guy thought


Edit: V I laughed....
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
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#37
Quote by jammoe
Yeah I was gonna say. I mean, 11-year-olds are a bit naïve, but they're gonna notice something if a socially awkward, out-of-shape, malshaven 46-year-old joins the soccer team. Some of this advice might be genuinely useful for some lonely, unfortunate 11-year-old boys.

You'd be a bit suprised about the kids today...
#38
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You'd be a bit suprised about the kids today...


I was watching one of those daytime shows, Maury or some sh*t, and the topic was internet predators, and they had a case where the girl, around 13 or 14, was explaining how a "cunning mastermind" was able to deceive her. "He promised he'd buy me things like clothes and CDs and stuff." That's all it took to dupe her into a savage molestation experience. I'm sorry, but "internet predators"*are acting as a bit of a parenting tool. It gives parents a real ultimatum, raise their kids properly, or some loser will come by and fondle them into common sense. It's child abuse, but so is raising a moron.

*I think we need a new term. "Internet predator" is really inadequate, it gives the word "predator" negative connotations, which sucks, and it implies a certain intelligence, which these people certainly do not have. If these guys were half as devious and smart as they're made out to be: 1) They'd be conning women, not girls. 2) They'd be somehow profiting from their paraphilia. 3) Chris Hansen wouldn't be able to catch dozens of them every few months. These are bottom of the barrel idiots, who will occasionally win a battle against their intellectual equals: Teen and pre-teen girls, and con them into passionless fornicating, apparently with promises of "clothes, and CDs, and stuff."
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#39
This thread's title is soooo wrong..
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#40
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Wow, you should get the Nobel ****ing Prize.

There's an award for having sex!?
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