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#1
Ok,
so people are going to flame me for this, and some people will [maybe] participate,so this is the point.
1 person will say a problem they are having, or a question.
the person below them will give advice for the problem,
or an answer to the question..

An example for both.
Problem:
-My girlfriend dumped me for a stupid reason what should i do?
[other person]-Just get over it d00d, you'll find someone else.


Question:
-How many times a day do you normally masturbate [if you masturbate]
-like 1


Get it?
Alright.


I'll go first.

Problem:

I've been masturbating for a while now,
and i've been through puberty and all that jazz
[im in high school]
and I barely cum.
Like,
yea.
And my friend who is younger than me talks about it alot and it's just kinda...
I don't know...


so i better get ready for the flaming [bracing self]
#2
Quote by Ohsnapitsme
Ok,
so people are going to flame me for this, and some people will [maybe] participate,so this is the point.
1 person will say a problem they are having, or a question.
the person below them will give advice for the problem,
or an answer to the question..

An example for both.
Problem:
-My girlfriend dumped me for a stupid reason what should i do?
[other person]-Just get over it d00d, you'll find someone else.


Question:
-How many times a day do you normally masturbate [if you masturbate]
-like 1


Get it?
Alright.


I'll go first.

Problem:

I've been masturbating for a while now,
and i've been through puberty and all that jazz
[im in high school]
and I barely cum.
Like,
yea.
And my friend who is younger than me talks about it alot and it's just kinda...
I don't know...


so i better get ready for the flaming [bracing self]

Perhaps you have a narrow urethra(Sp).

Is it wrong to go to church just for the hot chicks?

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TheOneAndOnlyIsaac

#3
^^Sort of,,,,


I mean,
you can go to malls, stores, strip clubs for hot chicks, but does someone make you go to church? if so then it's alright.
#4
No it isn't. (Edit: to the church dude)

Edit: I'm addicted to coke. Is this a bad problem? Pepsi just doesn't do it for me.
#5
Since no ones doing a question/problem. i'll do one.


Question:
is it bad that i've liked someone for 4 years,
and the've told me to my face i'll never have a chance with her?
=/
#6
^^Thornography


are you like talking about drugs? cuz that's what i thought...
if it's drugs then i say just stop it.
if your talking about the drink
then power to you.
#7
Quote by Ohsnapitsme
^^Thornography


are you like talking about drugs? cuz that's what i thought...
if it's drugs then i say just stop it.
if your talking about the drink
then power to you.


My whole point was to confuse people

Quote by Ohsnapitsme
Since no ones doing a question/problem. i'll do one.


Question:
is it bad that i've liked someone for 4 years,
and the've told me to my face i'll never have a chance with her?
=/


Well, you're not in control of your lovey dovey feelins so, not really. Just don't get obsessed.
#10
Quote by Ohsnapitsme
Since no ones doing a question/problem. i'll do one.


Question:
is it bad that i've liked someone for 4 years,
and the've told me to my face i'll never have a chance with her?
=/

Yes it is bad.

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TheOneAndOnlyIsaac

#11
Quote by Thornography
No it isn't. (Edit: to the church dude)

Edit: I'm addicted to coke. Is this a bad problem? Pepsi just doesn't do it for me.


Yes, it is.

For your problem its bad, I mean, there is way to many sugar, you should stop that dude.
Don't buy this **** any more.
What the fuck is wrong with me?

OH YE, THE FLYING FUCKS BAND!
#12
I've never heard of someone literally being addicted to a drink,
I mean, people say "omfgz this drink is so addicting" and then they have one ever 2223423 years.
but if you're truly addicted...
see a therapist!
#14
Quote by Thornography
Okay I have another problem. Is it bad to sexually attracted to my dog?

not if your dog loves you back

Jack my swag
#16
Quote by Thornography
Okay I have another problem. Is it bad to sexually attracted to my dog?


Yes, totally.
What the fuck is wrong with me?

OH YE, THE FLYING FUCKS BAND!
#17
Problem: People keep posting idiotic threads because they don't masturbate like regular people. How can we get the message across that these people need to kill themselves?
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#19
Quote by puppetmaster917
Problem: People keep posting idiotic threads because they don't masturbate like regular people. How can we get the message across that these people need to kill themselves?


answer: you post a clever mocery of their concept

problem: is it wrong to shoot a man in reno, just to watch him die?
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#20
Quote by Thornography
Okay I have another problem. Is it bad to sexually attracted to my dog?

If is a male dog .Yes!But If is a female ,still .yes!
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#21
raging coke fiends unite!!
just so i dont have to edit every post i make, let me clarify something I CANT TYPE WELL....thanks
#22
Quote by I'm_Guitarded
answer: you post a clever mocery of their concept

problem: is it wrong to shoot a man in reno, just to watch him die?

It depends, where was he from?

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#23
Quote by Ohsnapitsme
Ok,
so people are going to flame me for this, and some people will [maybe] participate,so this is the point.
1 person will say a problem they are having, or a question.
the person below them will give advice for the problem,
or an answer to the question..

An example for both.
Problem:
-My girlfriend dumped me for a stupid reason what should i do?
[other person]-Just get over it d00d, you'll find someone else.


Question:
-How many times a day do you normally masturbate [if you masturbate]
-like 1


Get it?
Alright.


I'll go first.

Problem:

I've been masturbating for a while now,
and i've been through puberty and all that jazz
[im in high school]
and I barely cum.
Like,
yea.
And my friend who is younger than me talks about it alot and it's just kinda...
I don't know...


so i better get ready for the flaming [bracing self]



wear boxers, wear them for a month, and if u allready do wear boxers go see a docter
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#25
Problem/Question:

one of my friends that's a girl is always like
"you have nothing down there"
[reffering to a penis]


and i don't know what to do...
#26
Quote by Ohsnapitsme
Problem/Question:

one of my friends that's a girl is always like
"you have nothing down there"
[reffering to a penis]


and i don't know what to do...


whip it out and scream more than you got!!!

um im good really
just so i dont have to edit every post i make, let me clarify something I CANT TYPE WELL....thanks
#27
Quote by Ohsnapitsme
Ok,
so people are going to flame me for this, ...

so i better get ready for the flaming [bracing self]





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#28
Yea but she's one of those people that talk trash and sh**,
but when one person says/does one thing,
she'll "tell" someone, and then you get in loads of fxing trouble.
#29
Quote by Ohsnapitsme
Problem/Question:

one of my friends that's a girl is always like
"you have nothing down there"
[reffering to a penis]


and i don't know what to do...

whip it out


and why did you sig me but not include my username?

Jack my swag
#31
whip it out


and why did you sig me but not include my username?



i didn't mean too.
i pressed.
QUOTE thing and it didn't show the username...
#33
Grow a penis/sex change
I really don't give a shit about anything. Hmmm that may not be a problem.
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#35
^Yes???

My Problem:
14,dont suppose i should really care,but ive never had a girlfriend or anything close to it lol,but all my friends have,and when theyre talking about it,i feel like the odd one out...Help?
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#36
^^Don't worry.

Just one question.
Do you have a lot of friends that are girls
[im not calling you gay or anything]
i need to know cuz then i think i can help.

+You'll find someone eventually
#37
Not really...i havent been in a mixed gender school for coming up 4 years,all boys
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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


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#38
Oh...well maybe that's it.
You're not around girls as friends and stuff alot.


My school is mixed gender.
so yea.
#40
kk lol,cheers for the add :P
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