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Ok so here is the deal.
There is this chick at my school.
she is 18
she is notorious for eating soap/detergents.
she has boxes of detergent and even takes some with her where-ever she goes.
she eats it.
The doctors told her to stop eating soap because the bleach in it can make her bleed internally.
so she switches her brand of soap....
she likes Tide.

um.....

why would some one do this?
Last edited by sirstickykey at Oct 21, 2007,
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I didn't know there were any 3rd graders on UG.
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You make it seem like a good thing.

I ate soap when I was 5.
#7
Quote by sirstickykey
Ok so here is the deal.
There is this chick at my school. she is notorious for eating soap/detergents.
she has boxes of detergent and even takes some with her where-ever she goes.
she its it.
The doctors told her to stop eating soap because the bleach in it can make her bleed internally.
so she switches her brand of soap....
she likes Tide.

um.....

why would some one do this?

she probably has pica, a mental disorder in which you eat non-food products (soap, dirt, hair, nails, etc, etc.).

she needs to see a shrink bassically.
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Quote by sirstickykey
Ok so here is the deal.
There is this chick at my school. she is notorious for eating soap/detergents.
she has boxes of detergent and even takes some with her where-ever she goes.
she its it.
The doctors told her to stop eating soap because the bleach in it can make her bleed internally.
so she switches her brand of soap....
she likes Tide.

um.....

why would some one do this?

? I call bull****.
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Quote by sirstickykey
Ok so here is the deal.
There is this chick at my school.
she is 18
she is notorious for eating soap/detergents.
she has boxes of detergent and even takes some with her where-ever she goes.
she eats it.
The doctors told her to stop eating soap because the bleach in it can make her bleed internally.
so she switches her brand of soap....
she likes Tide.

um.....

why would some one do this?

Wouldn't you kinda die if you ate tide?
#17
Maybe she's trying to cut down on her swearing?
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Two friends of mine both tried to swallow a spoon of toothpaste. They both threw up immediately.
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#19
Why would she want to eat soap? It tastes like shit. Although a dude who I used to go to school with was convinced that you could get drunk by drinking it since he had read that there are some form of alcohol in it.
#20
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bollocks

who in there right mind would do that

if this was realy she'd be in a hospitol

no, a sanitarium

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Quote by sirstickykey
The doctors told her to stop eating soap because the bleach in it can make her bleed internally.
so she switches her brand of soap....


#22
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Wouldn't you kinda die if you ate tide?

no. you just would get sick if you ate a lot.....which she will become.
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Pfft, pussies. I can do that easily.
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#25
Some people do things like that for attention....
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#26
she probs started out doing it for attention. and then liked it
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#30
the important question really is..
is she hot?
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#31
Some forms of schizophrenia can make people eat wierd things.


Either that or shes just plain retarded.
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Some forms of schizophrenia can make people eat wierd things.


Either that or shes just plain retarded.


Maybe she like the taste?
#33
wait wait hold on, is it the tide with febreeze freshness?

if not, yeah shes insane
#34
There's a mental disorder that causes people to eat wierd things. I don't remember what it's called
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Last edited by element4433 at Oct 21, 2007,
#38
wtf
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