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so, sitting here, listening to music on my pc, when i hear a weird vibrating sound, the kind you get when something like a phone vibrates on a hard surface.
i look to my left to see tht my ipod has switched itself on, and the screen is all illuminated. the ipod was off all day and was even on hold.

any idea what the hell just happened?
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It got bored.

**** that was warp speed replying...
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It turned on.


but iPods dont vibrate O.O!!!
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#12
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is it the start of an ipod uprising? all the proletariate ipods are armed and dangerous


really?
...
**** then.

****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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#13
If you have any iPod except the nano it has a hard drive in it that skips around and feels like it's vibrating
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#14
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It was having cyber sex with your cell phone.

+1
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#15
someone set up the alarm on the ipod and it went off when u were there...

Thats it!

The ipod has an internal beeper like thing for its alarm....
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#18
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If you have any iPod except the nano it has a hard drive in it that skips around and feels like it's vibrating



Completely irrational.


iPods have finally acquired self-awareness.
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#19
I kicked some dude in the leg which split his Ipod in half (i fixed it after dont worry) and when i switched it on i could hear jesus talking to me inside it


<_<
>_>


true story^
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#20
[quote="'†[Posessed"]†']I kicked some dude in the leg which split his Ipod in half (i fixed it after dont worry) and when i switched it on i could hear jesus talking to me inside it


<_<
>_>


I made up every part of that except for the kicking some dude in the leg part^

Fixed
#23
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omg my iPod did this exact thing three days ago lol its a revolution




OMFG NOW THERES TWO
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#24
Guys, theres only one thing for it.
1. Destroy all our iPods
2. Get into the UG Missile Silo and attempt to wait out the imminent extermination of our race by the uprising of Apple branded music products.
3. ???
4. Profit!!!
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#25
it means its possessed by a demon.
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#27
I think you iPod may be the leader of the iPod uprising.

Do you have a bomb shelter?

If so...use it!
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#28
ipods are like annoying gals....... al they want to do is talk and have you listento them without comments.... ssssssooooooooooo no1 listened to it the whole day... so it had to get something out.... plus it got jelous cause you were listening to music on your PC.....
#29
Now we really need that silo...

My nano's volume turns up and down by itself when nothing is touching it. It also swears and threatens me. The last bit was made up.
#30
my old ipod refused to do anything but turn on

it was like a lazy 14 year old
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#31
Did you buy the ipod from a gypsy with a wart on her nose? The Ipod may be CURSED! Get a Leprechaun to fix it..... i saw it in the simpsons once.
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#32
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Did you buy the ipod from a gypsy with a wart on her nose? The Ipod may be CURSED! Get a Leprechaun to fix it..... i saw it in the simpsons once.


that could work.

nothing like a leprechaun to get the megatron out of your iPod
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#33
omg, my ipod just did the same thing!!
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omg, my ipod just did the same thing!!

hey, wait up, there'l be no stealing my thunder here!
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#36
It just recieved it's orders from the master.
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#37
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omg, my ipod just did the same thing!!




guys this doesnt look good...
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#38
My IPod is right next me.......the earphones are getting closer....WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!?!


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#39
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My IPod is right next me.......the earphones are getting closer....WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!?!


smash the cube through it's chest!!
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#40
DESTROY THE IPOD BRFORE IT KILLS U!!!!!!!
GHOTS ARE GOING TO TAKE OWER THE WORLD!!!!




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