#1
I just won the yahoo lottery!

Messenger You won $800.000! Yahoo! Mail Congratulates you!
Yahoo! Mail gives members random cash prizes. Today, your account is randomly selected as the one of 5 top winners accounts who will get cash prizes from us.We are happy to inform you that you have won a prize money of (Eight Hundred Thousand Us Dollars ($800,000) for the month of October, 2007. Lottery win promotion which is organized by yahoo messenger .com every month.

YAHOO, collects all the mail ID of the people that are online on yahoo messenger, among the millions that subscribe to yahoo messenger we only select five people every month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,we are congratulating you for been one of the people selected.All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomorate of some
multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the
citizens in the commmunities where they have operational base.
Further more your details(e-mail address) falls within our British representative office in United Kingdom , as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of US$800,000 will be released to you from this regional branch office in UK.2

We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year
high stakes for US$1.3 Billion international draw.
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

These are your identification numbers..........

Batch number.......................YHL 08992
Lotto number........................YHL96587
Winning number...................YHL09557

To begin your claims, kindly contact the Fiduciary Agent at this email address ( mrbenbaker2@yahoo.co.uk,mrbenbaker@msn.com) You are required to forward him with the following details:

1.FULL NAME
2.COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
3.PRESENT ADDRESS
4.SEX
5.DATE OF BIRTH
6.AGE
7.OCCUPATION
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER
9.FAX NUMBER(IF ANY)
10.MARITAL STATUS
11.WINNING NUMBER,BATCH NUMBER AND LOTTO NUMBER.
12 THE MONTH YOU WON........................................................

As soon as you contact the Attorney, he will advise you on what to do in order to get your prize money.Congratulations once more!!

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information
confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your
prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non-participant or unofficial personnel.

Yours Sincerely,



Paul Humphreys
LOTTO CO-ORDINATOR.
The Yahoo.com staff
Yahoo.com http://www.yahoo.com
Yahoo! Lottery Results
Yahoo! Lottery is a free service that does not require you to register or be a Yahoo! registered user before winning.
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#2
Send him a goatse or something.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#3
NO WAI! Me too
*-)
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#4
You..... do realize that you just posted your ID numbers that you need to claim the money? So now anyone can claim it?

EDIT: If it's real I mean. It looks a little fishy to me. But what do I know?

EDITEDIT: Er. Yeah. I just actually read it instead of skimming it. IT'S A TRAP!

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Add me.
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#7
AW shit!


That means I didn't. I'd bought five hundred fucking tickets.

You are really all to blame in this. I hate you.


#9
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For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information
confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your
prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non-participant or unofficial personnel.



So why did you post the email?
#10
Yahoo! Mail gives members random cash prizes. Today, your account is randomly selected as the one of 5 top winners accounts who will get cash prizes from us.


Then it says...

Yahoo! Lottery is a free service that does not require you to register or be a Yahoo! registered user before winning.


Lol...
#13
I like how they didn't name the 'conglomorate multinational company'. Also, I doubt putting money into a yahoo lottery would be a great idea of social responsibility.

Fake.
Terms and Conditions apply.
#15
i have to agree a goatse would teach him a valuable lesson
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#16
So much spelling errors...
Gear
Takamine EG5015S
Fender Telecaster Deluxe
Fender Strat
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Digitech Hot Head
Digitech Hot Rod
Digitech DF-7 Distortion Factory
#17
To begin your claims, kindly contact the Fiduciary Agent at this email address ( mrbenbaker2@yahoo.co.uk,mrbenbaker@msn.com) You are required to forward him with the following details:

1.FULL NAME
2.COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
3.PRESENT ADDRESS
4.SEX
5.DATE OF BIRTH
6.AGE
7.OCCUPATION
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER
9.FAX NUMBER(IF ANY)
10.MARITAL STATUS
11.WINNING NUMBER,BATCH NUMBER AND LOTTO NUMBER.
12 THE MONTH YOU WON............................................... .........

he wants your info?
Call me "Shot".

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#18
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He's not Nigerian, it must be fake.

LMAO

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#20
Lol people who send this crap are so retarded.

EXAMPLE UNO!
...among the millions that subscribe to yahoo messenger we only select five people every month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,we are congratulating you for been one of the people selected.All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses...
First they say they pick from millions of people, then they change it to 900,000?


EXAMPLE DOS!
12 THE MONTH YOU WON............................................... .........
Wow...only "5" people "won," yet they can't even keep track of when they sent the e-mails?


EXAMPLE TRES!
Yahoo! Lottery is a free service that does not require you to register or be a Yahoo! registered user before winning.
Uh...you don't have to be registered with Yahoo!, yet they apparently pick winners from people online in Yahoo! Messenger?


EXAMPLE CUATRO!
Grammar totally sucks sometimes...

-is being a total nerd and pointing out faults- xD
#21
1.FULL NAME - Richard Hertz
2.COUNTRY OF ORIGIN - Federated States of Nigeria
3.PRESENT ADDRESS - 72-02 111st Street
4.SEX - yes, please
5.DATE OF BIRTH - 20 October 2007
6.AGE - 1 day
7.OCCUPATION - UG admin
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER - 1800SLEEPYS
9.FAX NUMBER(IF ANY)
10.MARITAL STATUS - Gay and lovin' it
11.WINNING NUMBER,BATCH NUMBER AND LOTTO NUMBER - YHL 08992, YHL96587, YHL09557
12 THE MONTH YOU WON - November


send this in
I see no sign of fortress.
#23
he wants to know if yur married, your address and your number? sounds like he wants to rape you
my gear:
Jackson DKMG(the one with EMG 81/85's)
b-52 AT 212 100 watt amp
old gear i'll probably sell eventually:
yamaha beginners guitar
gunmetal grey Fender squire strat
Fender 65R amp
#26
donate some money for the silo
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-Homer Simpson
#27
We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year
high stakes for US$1.3 Billion international draw.


Jesus that's a big payout...
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Dude, you just made the most intelligent post in this entire thread. Congrats.