#1
So there's this 7-year old little girl who lives with us, she is my dad's girlfriend's daughter.
they brought their cat over to live with us, and she torements it without mercy.
The cat is declawed, which pisses me off because 1.) unnatural, and leaves the cat defenslessn and 2.) i want to see the cat deal the justice that it deserves upon this little girl.

So the girl will pick it up by the neck, and i dont mean like the back of the neck, but she holds the cat in a chokehold basically. She corners it and pretends to be a cat, and torments it. what should I do? my dad or her mother do nothing about it, and i feel i must take matters into my own hands.
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#3
Choke her. See how she likes it.
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#6
Shoot her! Animal cruelty can't be tolerated, and should be put to a halt at an early age, shooting her is a good way of showing her it aint right to mess with cats. Just a little cap, right in the thigh should do the trick, if she starts crying, shoot her in the mouth to shut her up.
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#7
yell at her. loudly and obnoxiously. loud enough so the neighbors hear how bad a person she is and come over.
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#8
Attach synthetic claws to your knuckles and let rip on her whenever she has a go at the cat!

oh and punch the mother for declawing the cat....hard!
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#9
Wait, they declaw cats now? Why? Now that in ittself is animal cruelty. Because it scratches furniture and clothes? So if I have a dog that bites and chews stuff, do I de-tooth it? If it ****s all over the carpet do I de-ass it?
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#11
Tell your Dad, and point out that that's how serial killers start.
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#12
Pull the cat away next time it happens and don't let her get at him/her, the cat won't really be able to attack you cause it's declawed, couldn't be that hard, you're dad's girlfriend won't have much to say cause you're not really touching her daughter just helping the cat.
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#14
I say corner her and scream at her for a while. If she doesn't listen, tell her parents. She can't keep hurting the poor thing. I don't wanna sound sadistic because shes a little kid, but she needs to learn her lesson.
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#15
dress up in a huge cat costume, but it has to look scary, hide in her room and when she walks in jump out and chase her around til she has her first period
#16
I'm gonna seriously answer this. What are her hobbies? Does she play with dolls? If so, rip one apart. and lay it on her pillow. That, or get some peanut butter, or jelly, or Icy Hot, and grap ahold of her. By the sholders, as hard as you can. Then dip you hand in the peanut butter/jelly/ or Icy Hot and smear it all over her face. While yelling as loud as you can, "YOU LIKE BEING MISTREATED AND SCARED? HUH? DIDN'T THINK SO! NEITHER DOES THE CAT!! LEAVE IT ALONE!!
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If it ****s all over the carpet do I de-ass it?


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Pull the cat away next time it happens and don't let her get at him/her, the cat won't really be able to attack you cause it's declawed, couldn't be that hard, you're dad's girlfriend won't have much to say cause you're not really touching her daughter just helping the cat.

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#19
Tell your dad and his girlfriend...and then beat the crap out of the chick if she does it again.
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I'm gonna seriously answer this. What are her hobbies? Does she play with dolls? If so, rip one apart. and lay it on her pillow. That, or get some peanut butter, or jelly, or Icy Hot, and grap ahold of her. By the sholders, as hard as you can. Then dip you hand in the peanut butter/jelly/ or Icy Hot and smear it all over her face. While yelling as loud as you can, "YOU LIKE BEING MISTREATED AND SCARED? HUH? DIDN'T THINK SO! NEITHER DOES THE CAT!! LEAVE IT ALONE!!

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#21
Lock her in the closet.
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Lock her in the closet.

close. lock her and a ravenous lion in the closet.
big kitties aren't as much fun to grab by the neck.
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a good old fashioned beating my dad does it all the time and im not that ****ed up


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get peta involved that will teach her.
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get peta involved that will teach her.


Yea, PETA or my suggestions have been the best, IMO. But only because lions are hard to come by now adays.
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#26
Give her a few more cats...

I hate the little bastards.

And hit her anyway, just for being a brat.
#27
i really love cats, they are a perfect living thing. please, really, talk to this girl and even threaten her, shes 7, so shell take it seriously. even talk to her parents (if they are good persons that will listen to you).
about declawing, ill never do that. but its not like torture, it takes him, some time to get used to. but yes, it is a thing i'll still never do to my cats. **** the couches, who cares if they are a bit overscratched!
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