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#5
I promise the sharks a bite of the cake if they let me swim across.

Then I trick them and eat the cake myself.
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#8
1:Become an hero
2:Use ghost powers to walk through wall
3:Get cake
4:?????
5:PROFIT!!!
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#11
portal UNDER the portal proof wall.
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#13
I've got a better one:

HOW NOW BITCHES
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#14
Quote by Kensai
I promise the sharks a bite of the cake if they let me swim across.

Then I trick them and eat the cake myself.


Kensai, I like the way you do business!!
I've got something in my front pocket for you.
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is?
Then grab onto it, it's just for you.
Give a little squeeze and say: "How do you do?"
#15
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
I've got a better one:

HOW NOW BITCHES



Thats impossable...No cake for anyone...
#16
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
I've got a better one:

HOW NOW BITCHES

WIN!
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#18
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
Huge success.
It's hard to oerstate my satisfaction.

Apeture science.
We do what we can, because we must.
For the good of all of us,
except the ones who are dead.

But there's no point crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive....


That song kicks so much ass it's not even funny.

I'm recording a cover one day.
#19
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
I've got a better one:

HOW NOW BITCHES


We are all screwed!
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#20
Well I would probably just go into the water and show the sharks who's boss, then on my way up the other side i would see a man hanging onto a branch of a nearby tree. I would go rescue the man, and in return he would try to offer me a gift of some sort, but i would decline and say that i only want his friendship. So once i had reached the top i would probably throw stones in front of me to set off the booby traps that the ancient indian tribe had set up so that no one can get the cake. And when i finally reached the cake, I would realize that it wasn't the cake that i wanted in the first place after all, and looking back on my epic journey, I had learned so much over my journey that A cake was needless.


.... But then I would probably eat the cake and go home.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#24
Quote by Dance_of_Death


duh



lol rosie got owned
I've got something in my front pocket for you.
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is?
Then grab onto it, it's just for you.
Give a little squeeze and say: "How do you do?"
#25
I shoot one shark with a shark rocket, and then I'd have a fist fight with the other shark, I'd grab it by its throat say "**** YOU SHARK!" and punch it in the face, I would then make a stair out of the 2 sharks and eat the delicous moist cake... and for the rosie one... I'd distract her with donald trump and while they fight I would eat the delicious cake... Dessert and a SHOW!
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go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#26
Very easy.


Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#28
Quote by Gunpowder
Very easy.





I go to the bakery, steal all the cake mix... pour it in the water. make a giant cake encasing the sharks in it... and then walk over the top of it to the other side to get the delicious cake
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go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#29
^Somewhat out of the way, but okay.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#30
Well... walls don't just float like that. So i wait for gravity to do its work, then i jump. It won't matter if i don't jump far enough because the wall will have killed the sharks.

#31
Quote by killedbyaspork
I go to the bakery, steal all the cake mix... pour it in the water. make a giant cake encasing the sharks in it... and then walk over the top of it to the other side to get the delicious cake


And then eat/market the shark cake!
#32
with the fat ugly woman one, she is so fat, that she causes space-time to fold around her, bringing the cake to you in a convenient black hole-ish fashion
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#33
I think people have been playing portal to much in this thread


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#34
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Walk to the right of the picture hoping that it's like pacman and I'll go to the left side.

Damn you Deliriumbassist! That's what I was gonna say
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#35
Quote by Guitar_Dan_666
I think people have been playing portal to much in this thread


You CAN'T play portal too much. Seriously.
#39
Quote by Guitar_Dan_666
I really want it

This week or next week


It's worth it just for the ending song alone, man.

Seriously, I was expecting just a fun puzzle game, but Portal is just sooo much more. It's incredibly good.

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