#1
Hey,
For school, I need to compare (find similarities between 2 items that seem like they have nothing alike eachother) 2 items, and write a paragraph explaining the similarities.
I just want you guys to help me come up with 2 items to come up with, i'm stumped (well, i'm really bad at coming up with stuff).
This isn't a huge assignment, but it's due soon, and I've asked school questions in the pit before, and it usually gets answered pretty well.
And please, be serious.
Call me Wes.
Gear:
Fender American Deluxe HSS Strat
Chicago Blues Box Roadhouse
Bad Cat Cougar 5
1957 Gibson GA-5
Ceriatone 18w TMB Combo
Hughes & Kettner Tube Factor
Various Ibanez TS9s
Weber MASS Attenuator
#4
Logic and creationism
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#5
sex and masterbation
Quote by cnut
When I was eight, me and my best friend started "practicing for girls".
Which involved us going into the woods, and him sticking his dick in my ass.
The last time we did it, his sister caught us.

use AVG as your anti-virus
#6
Kensai and a heterosexual
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#9
music and math
google it or look it up on wikipeedia to get a feel for it
#13
Drywall and Dolphins.
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#14
Hmm... I mean, close enough together to find similarities.
And remember... be serious.
Call me Wes.
Gear:
Fender American Deluxe HSS Strat
Chicago Blues Box Roadhouse
Bad Cat Cougar 5
1957 Gibson GA-5
Ceriatone 18w TMB Combo
Hughes & Kettner Tube Factor
Various Ibanez TS9s
Weber MASS Attenuator
#15
Domestic vehicles vs. U.S. made vehicles, and it's effects on the economy.
"This is The End, beautiful friend, The End"
#16
sleeping and being awake?
Love and Lust?
Truth and Lies?
Walking and Driving?
Flying and taking a Boat?
#18
lmaoo @ Alix_D's haha its a sure win, but uhmm, i know

human emotion and the human heart... people say "ooh, you're soo heartless", but the heart doesnt control emotion, it just keeps you not-dead =]

or my personal favorite comparison, strawberry icecream, and a vagina (no offense, but i got an A for a report about this comparison... even though my teacher said it was quite inappropriate ^_^)
#19
Also, it should be something that I can see.
Like, Mountain dew and Water.
or An Ipod and an 8-track, or something like that.
Call me Wes.
Gear:
Fender American Deluxe HSS Strat
Chicago Blues Box Roadhouse
Bad Cat Cougar 5
1957 Gibson GA-5
Ceriatone 18w TMB Combo
Hughes & Kettner Tube Factor
Various Ibanez TS9s
Weber MASS Attenuator
#21
Ibanez and Jackson?



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I remember my first erection. I went to my dad and was like "Do I have Aids???". I seriously thought there was something wrong with me.



#22
Men and women?
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#23
Gunpowder and originality?
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#24
Kensai and...


Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#25
Ehh... NVM, i'll just go with Mountain Dew and Water (both liquids, yet different in almost every other way).
Call me Wes.
Gear:
Fender American Deluxe HSS Strat
Chicago Blues Box Roadhouse
Bad Cat Cougar 5
1957 Gibson GA-5
Ceriatone 18w TMB Combo
Hughes & Kettner Tube Factor
Various Ibanez TS9s
Weber MASS Attenuator
#27
gansters and rednecks
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I take offense to the word sprockety.