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#1
People often use the phrase "If i had a dime for everytime such and such happens"


So, list something that would make your RICH if you had a dime for everytime it happened to you/you did.
Music= life. without music i would probably shoot myself.
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#3
ldl67 made a really crappy thread
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#4
People have posted in the Batman thread shooping my picture
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#5
Touch a guitar string with either my pick or my fingers.

A dime per finger, each time they touch.

I would fingerpick all day.
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#6
People calleed me a jerk
Music= life. without music i would probably shoot myself.
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as your avatar is tits bouncing

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apparantly, 67% of 'emos' can spell better than you.

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#7
if i had a dime for everytime somebody mentions/makes fun of my hair. i would be a ****in billionaire!!!!!!!!!!
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#10
^^to orion284

same here...
everyone calls me a girl.
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Music= life. without music i would probably shoot myself.
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as your avatar is tits bouncing

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apparantly, 67% of 'emos' can spell better than you.

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You can sig me all you want but I still have a small penis.
#11
everytime I sweat so much while playing that practically my whole shirt looks as though i deep the sides in water... yet the weird thing is... i never stink or smell.
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#15
If I had a dime for every time I inhaled...

Man...
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#17
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If I had a dime for everytime I masturbated...


rofl...
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AND I PLAY LEAD GUITAR
AND I P0WN!!!



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#18
... people said dime instead of nickel when using the phrase "If I had a nickel everytime I..."
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#20
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For everytime someone went to school.

Although, nowadays......


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#21
Quote by Kensai
... people said dime instead of nickel when using the phrase "If I had a nickel everytime I..."


To be fair, I'd rather have a dime each time
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#24
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To be fair, I'd rather have a dime each time


True...

Eitherway I'd still be rich!
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#26
if i had a dime for everytime i heard some lame n00b at school playing smoke on the water or crazy train, i'd be richer than hugh hefner and bill gates combine, and thats sad, cause they make a ton, theres lots of computer geeks and 60 year old pervs out there O.O
#28
Quote by orion284
if i had a dime for everytime somebody mentions/makes fun of my hair. i would be a ****in billionaire!!!!!!!!!!


Amen. Hair is such a stupid thing to focus on. My technicolor genitals are far more fascinating.

Every time someone asks "Are you on the basketball team?" (I'm tall btw) It's a cruel stereotype. Bastards.
#29
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if i had a dime for everytime i heard some lame n00b at school playing smoke on the water or crazy train, i'd be richer than hugh hefner and bill gates combine, and thats sad, cause they make a ton, theres lots of computer geeks and 60 year old pervs out there O.O


Amen to that.... Yesterday when I bought my new Gibson SG Standard (oooh yeah), another guy had bought it's brother, the other Gibson SG from the same guy.

So I was talking to the guy and I was like, "How long have you been playing?" He says, "Two months and I can play Smoke On the Water and I can tap!"

I was like, "Awesome! Check this out!" Then i shredded his face off right in front of him with an awesome improvised guitar solo in A minor pentatonic on MY SG (I also showed him what REAL tapping was... yeah... I should be ashamed of myself.)

Who cares... I've been playing guitar for 8 years... I take advantage of it.
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#31
If I had a dime for everytime I've had sex, I'd be...well, you know...

...Poor.
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#34
When somebody buys a MG... Yes, that's how Marshall makes its money.



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#35
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When somebody buys a MG... Yes, that's how Marshall makes its money.



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#36
if i had a dime for every douchebag in my school, I could... well I'd have a lot of money.
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#37
if i had a dime for every time i was really awkward in front of a girl
if i had a dime for every time someone thought i was a homo-sexual
if i had a dime for every time someone posted the "lol wut" pear
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#38
If i had a nickel for everytime this ball got me out of a tight spot, I'd have a shitload of nickels
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Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


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