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#1
When I thought it couldn't get any worse. I was at the soccer field today and my car and two of my friend's cars got broken into. We used someone else phone to call the phones that got stolen, and some blacks answered. Police tracked their cellphones to a general area from the cellphone towers were able to catch them, it turned out they had been robbing other cars that same day in my city.
#2
final result = all even then, yes?
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When I thought it couldn't get any worse. I was at the soccer field today and my car and two of my friend's cars got broken into. We used someone else phone to call the phones that got stolen, and some blacks answered. Police tracked their cellphones to a general area from the cellphone towers were able to catch them, it turned out they had been robbing other cars that same day in my city.


Howcome everytime I read one of these the storyteller feels it's neccessary to include the ethnicity of the perpetrators?
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#5
At least you caught them...
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#6
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final result = all even then, yes?


I guess but it was and is going to be a huge hassle getting the cars repaired and what not.
#7
rofl

dont blame them, they were black it's in our blood to steal and ruin everything

/sarcasm.
#8
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Howcome everytime I read one of these the storyteller feels it's neccessary to include the ethnicity of the perpetrators?


Seriously, TS is a jackass.
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#9
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Howcome everytime I read one of these the storyteller feels it's neccessary to include the ethnicity of the perpetrators?



How come every time a crime is commited, its of one of those ethnicities?

Didn't mean to come of as a racist (my gf is black lol) but statistically, it's going to be of a race that is not caucasian.
#10
Did you work that out over the phone?

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How come every time a crime is commited, its of one of those ethnicities?




Yes! Every single crime ever is commited by someone who isn't white! It all makes sense now...
#13
How come everytime I read one of these there is someone complaining about the use of their ethnicity to describe what happened? He was hardly insinuating that their colour of skin had anything to do with stealing the car. Get over it, a black person stole a car.
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Did you work that out over the phone?




Yes! Every single crime ever is commited by someone who isn't white! It all makes sense now...


Hitler was just a "black" wearing makeup!
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Howcome everytime I read one of these the storyteller feels it's neccessary to include the ethnicity of the perpetrators?


You know damn well, howcome.


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Howcome everytime I read one of these the storyteller feels it's neccessary to include the ethnicity of the perpetrators?



Because it's a statistical fact that blacks commit more crimes, at least in the U.S.
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How come every time a crime is commited, its of one of those ethnicities?

Didn't mean to come of as a racist (my gf is black lol) but statistically, it's going to be of a race that is not caucasian.


Quote me some statistics then, bad boy.

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Because it's a statistical fact that blacks commit more crimes, at least in the U.S.


Then he shouldn't need to tell us, we should just take it as read.
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#21
how do you know they were black
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Because it's a statistical fact that blacks commit more crimes, at least in the U.S.

Its a fact that they get convicted of more crimes. Doesn't mean they commit the most. That's a bit racist, dont you think?
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#23
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How come every time a crime is commited, its of one of those ethnicities?

Didn't mean to come of as a racist (my gf is black lol) but statistically, it's going to be of a race that is not caucasian.


???

child molesters, embezzlers, rapist, serial killers, arsonist, etc. most of those are a good majority white.

race doesnt have anything to do with who's going to commit a crime, i'd say social status and income does
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Howcome everytime I read one of these the storyteller feels it's neccessary to include the ethnicity of the perpetrators?

People like to feed stereotypes, don't ya know?
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how do you know they were black


Because blacks answered a cellphone that we called.
#28
that's because most of them are concentrated in the areas where crime happens a lot. and those are usually the smaller crimes. the big time crimes that involves huge amounts of money or like mass-murders are usually white guys.
#29
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Its a fact that they get convicted of more crimes. Doesn't mean they commit the most. That's a bit racist, dont you think?


Oh BULLSHIT! Are you seriously suggesting that whites don't get convicted of the same crimes? This isn't 1960 anymore goddamnit, the first time a judge did something like that he'd be front page news and banned from being a judge.
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#30
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How come everytime I read one of these there is someone complaining about the use of their ethnicity to describe what happened? He was hardly insinuating that their colour of skin had anything to do with stealing the car. Get over it, a black person stole a car.



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#31
Originally Posted by Kensai
Howcome everytime I read one of these the storyteller feels it's neccessary to include the ethnicity of the perpetrators?


+1

**** racists.
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#32
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Oh BULLSHIT! Are you seriously suggesting that whites don't get convicted of the same crimes? This isn't 1960 anymore goddamnit, the first time a judge did something like that he'd be front page news and banned from being a judge.

You're saying that our justice system is fair to those of all races? You're the naive one my friend. I'm white, but even I know that Blacks get unfair treatment and sentencing.
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#33
Quote by Dynamics99
Because blacks answered a cellphone that we called.

What if it was a white dude with a very deep voice?
Or a Mexican trying out his American accent?
Or me?
Or an Eskimo?
#34
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but he never stole anything.....
i might be the minority in this case but i'd rather have my car stolen than be raped, murdered and eaten.


i guess i'm just a bit odd
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#35
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+1

**** racists.


You have been grown up taught that. No one is born racist so shut up. We are all people influenced by our environment. How can anyone be racist? The only race is HUMAN. It is cultures that people have a tendency to hate.
#36
hahahh that reminds me of seinfeld:

"did you steal my car?"
"yes"
"but thats my car!"
"I didn't know it was yours"
"well can you bring it back?"
"ummmm no"
"what are you gonna do with it"
"i dunno"
#37
Sixty-four percent of prison inmates belonged to racial or ethnic minorities in 2001.
Taken from that page just listed above.

However, there is bias in the justice system, so the black man is gonna get busted more than tha cracka
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#38
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Oh BULLSHIT! Are you seriously suggesting that whites don't get convicted of the same crimes? This isn't 1960 anymore goddamnit, the first time a judge did something like that he'd be front page news and banned from being a judge.


rofl yeah right, wake up kid. the government cant sweep though every single judge and ban them. im not saying it happens every day constantly, but it still does and goes under radar. jenna six didnt surprise me at all, stuff like that happens constantly around here.
#39
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Quote me some statistics then, bad boy.


Then he shouldn't need to tell us, we should just take it as read.


I have statistics for you, actually. First some firsthand accounts. Where I live, Raleigh NC, a majority white area, we are right next to a town called Durham, a majority black community. Have you ever seen those maps that are shaded in where crime occurs? That shaded line stops almost RIGHT at the Raleigh/Durham line.

Hard FAct:
Characteristics of jail inmates

Demographics

* Women were 12% of the local jail inmates in 2002, up from 10% in 1996.
* Jail inmates were older on average in 2002 than 1996: 38% were age 35 or older, up from 32% in 1996.
* More than 6 in 10 persons in local jails in 2002 were racial or ethnic minorities, unchanged from 1996.
* An estimated 40% were black; 19%, Hispanic, 1% American Indian; 1% Asian; and 3% of more than one race/ethnicity.


Before you start bitching, here's my source.
http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/crimoff.htm#jail
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#40
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What if it was a white dude with a very deep voice?
Or a Mexican trying out his American accent?
Or me?
Or an Eskimo?


Blacks don't have a "deep" voice, they have an extremely unique voice. And the facts are that they were caught and were black visually so it doesn't matter.