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#1
I was talking to my guitar teacher today about Yngwie Malmsteen,because he likes Yngwie.Well anyway he told me that at G3 when he played with Satch and Vai,afterwards he said they sucked terribly and he wouldnt ever play with them again.Now I like Yngwie,but damn.Is he that arrogant?
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#2
i watched that video in my guitar class like 2 weeks ago

i did get the feeling when they all came on stage that he felt like he was superior to satch and vai but i don't know if he actually said that
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#4
what a bastard
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#5
i heard that the other two banned him from the tour, and yeah i noticed in the jam how yngwie was like hogging the stage while satch and vai were just doing there business =/ but i do love yngwies music
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#7
Ironic. Even though I'm not a shred fan, even I think Satch and Vai are superior to Yngwie Faxmachine.
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#8
Yeah, he's a bit of a douche. On the DVD, you've got Vai and Satch over there just chillin' and Yngwie's up front just E harmonic minor over everything.

I like how Vai subtly shows him up during the jams.
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#9
yngwie can suck a chode. how did he come up with a gay stage name like that anymore?
#10
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Is Yngwie arrogant?

That's like asking if the sun is that hot.


i agree with this guy. yngwie has always been arrogant.
#12
i hate yngwie, i know hes got skills, but not like steve or satch, or petrucci and in my opinion even eric johnson kicks his ass

he shouldnt be so damn arrogant like he is

but beware you might "unnleeeesh the fockeng fyoooryyy"
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#14
I did notice his road crew had shirts with "YNGWIE FUCKING MALMSTEEN" on them. I also noticed how he played the same thing every time it was his turn to play. And he stood in front of the others. What a giant douche.
#16
damn,
vai and satch are so much more creative than that bastard can ever hope to be
#19
I forgot to add the part about Dragonforce.Now this I am doubting,but my guitar teacher told me this so I'll take his word for it.He said that people were telling Yngwie that Dragonforce were much faster than Yngwie.Apparently Yngwie told them to bring Dragonforce to him and they would play on stage and Yngwie said he would show them up or something along the lines of that.And then supposedly Dragonforce never showed up or something.Does anyone know about this or have any proof to this?
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#20
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yngwie can suck a chode. how did he come up with a gay stage name like that anymore?


Well...he was born Lars Johann Yngve Lannerbäck...and anglicized Yngve to Yngwie and took his mother's maiden name, Malmsteen...


I think he's a talented musician, but a douche of a person.
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#21
So the guy thinks he is better than somebody, big deal.

I'm sure there are plenty of guitarists that think they are better than the rest. I don't see a problem with that at all.

I, for one, think he is very talented musician.
#23
Some say he actually taught God how to play the guitar...

Some say that he shreds so fast, his fingers have carbon fiber tips...

All we know is....

He likes donuts.

#24
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Some say he actually taught God how to play the guitar...

Some say that he shreds so fast, his fingers have carbon fiber tips...

All we know is....

He likes donuts.




He's fat.
#26
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He's fat.


Hence the liking of donuts

But yea he is an arrogant douch with an ego thats so big even Axl Rose is envious. Plus Micheal Angelo Batio is better than him.
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#28
yngwie is a douchebag

1st off. he has a lot of talent
2nd off. he doesnt even make music hes just a showoff whos way over his head

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#29
Yes. He is an ass ****.
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#31
Oh God not Thingmy W@nkstain.
Yes, he is that arrogant.
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#34
Yngwie Malmsteen has a cumdumpster of a mouth.
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And yeah Ynwgie is a douche as a person, and he may not be better but you have to admit he's a good player, speed wise anyway.
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