#1
Alright, well I'm in a bit of a pickle here. Don't judge me or make fun of me, I do appreciate school more than most, but this situation calls for certain measures. Anyway, on Wednesday I have two big tests that I'm not fully prepared for, in other words, I need to stay home.

This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have a track record of missing a lot of school, making my parents extremely tense about any other days I miss, so there has to be something obviously wrong in order for them to let me stay home nowadays. Is there anything you guys can suggest I do? Whether that be a way to make myself throw up, or do something in which they'd buy it enough to let me stay home.

Thanks.
#3
Well you can make yourself throw up by sticking your finger as far down your throat as possible and pushing down on your tounge...


That also helps if you've drunk too much.


Or you could prepare for the tests... You have two whole nights.
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#4
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Study?


Have been, trust me. And I am getting there, I just don't know if I'll be there totally by Wednesday, so I'd like to just have a backup in case.
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#7
Someone in another thread said going to sleep completely wet after a shower will give you a fever the next day. I'd advise you to try it out first.
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#10
How about go to school you pansy. Take the F...it's still completely possible to graduate...or, you better hope so.
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#11
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Someone in another thread said going to sleep completely wet after a shower will give you a fever the next day. I'd advise you to try it out first.

I saw that in the other thread.
Seems totally reasonable.
And also seems totally uncomfortable. Heh.

But if you are determined to stay home...give it a shot.

Or, you could just totally say you feel sick, have your mom take your temp., say you have to go to the bathroom really bad, go in there, hold the thermometer under the light so it heats up...then everyone thinks you have a fever without actually being sick at all.
Everyone knows that! Yet no one suggests it...
#12
I really wouldn't suggest forced vomiting but i can't see any other options. Just fake it as much as possible, hardly moving not eating or talking the day before.
#13
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And people wonder why Japaneese (Japanese, asstard) kids are (terrible grammar) enhiliate (dood, it's spelled annihilate) us in hot dog eating contests.


Wow. *gets red pen out*

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