#1
These threads = fail.

To make this not spam... *makes into a real thread*

Uh...think....

Post hilarious metal stage names here. It should have to do with hell, hellish creatures, unspeakable acts, and words that sound Dutch/German/something else. Umlauts encouraged.

Mine would be Corpserammer, Tommy Corpse, Niflcorpse...something having to do with corpses.
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#2
Maximum Bob
C2B3
Colnel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

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#3
umm wait till axeslinger comes in, me and him had a death metal band where we had CWAZY names...

baby mutilatior,
puppy crusher...
i forget the rest...

basicaly we'd (were going to...) buy like, baby born dolls, cut them open, put some sort of red liquid in it and rig it so we could rip off the head and drink the delicious fluids of the baby

ors just says that you plays ze norweigian black metals and adds the "blochh" and "ven" to the ends of namez

kevinblochhh
richieven
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#4
Corpserammer.
Prejaculator.
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#6
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umm wait till axeslinger comes in, me and him had a death metal band where we had CWAZY names...

baby mutilatior,
puppy crusher...
i forget the rest...

basicaly we'd (were going to...) buy like, baby born dolls, cut them open, put some sort of red liquid in it and rig it so we could rip off the head and drink the delicious fluids of the baby


hahahaha

I would pay good money to see Puppy Crusher shred it up.


The first one I could think of was Placenta Snatcher.

=/
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#8
Sexy Todd, he sings for a local band called "Hunt Die"



The guy seriously looks like that...and his band sucks worse than his metabolism.
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#9
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hahahaha

I would pay good money to see Puppy Crusher shred it up.


The first one I could think of was Placenta Snatcher.

=/


basicaly... you take something really cute or harmless and put a really intense word in front of it....

and to post below.... YEEESSSSS
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#10
Ørgåniç Meåt Slåm Deåth ßøner
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#11
Girbil Rammer
Tuben Schlimer
Raging Bonercorpse
Skull****edbymaggotsofglory
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
#13
Syphilis Gorger,

Hellcunt

Rotting fetus.

Decaying rotted uterus
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#14
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The sad part?

That's a hardcore gay hobby.

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#16
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The sad part?

That's a hardcore gay hobby.

Random searching on Urban Dictionary=Some pretty freaky times in your life.


I just made it up. I'm specialzz!!!


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#17
dream band name - Blotched Anal Chunt
album title - Rotten scrotum infected with Vaginal Herpes
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#20
thumbscrews
pr0n pyro
necrododendraphilia - yeah, thats lovin on dead trees
sweet zombie jesus' anal rapist
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#23
Necrodianarection
Necrobeastipedaphilia
Necrobeastapedophiliac
Necrofilactichomopyromanicbestiality


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