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#1
So this guy sends me a message on Myspace because I talked to his girlfriend. This is what he says:

HOW BOUT YOU JUST STOP LOOKING AT HER PICTURES TO BEGIN WITH!!!!! AND ITS FOR YOUR BETTER INTEREST YOU DONT WRITE ME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THINK IM PLAYIN **** WIT YA BOY

Now keep in mind that I'm pretty sure this guy dropped out of school sometime around the 3rd grade to pursue a lifestyle like a gangster. He acts like a very watered down version of Eminem, without the almost being cool part. I tried to keep things nice and polite so that he would seem like an even bigger douchebag.

So I replied:

First off, Brittany and I are cool. We have no problems with each other. Secondly, how old are you? 12? This is Myspace. Grow up and quit trying to start crap over the Internet. Third, learn to type before you respond to this. It's not too difficult. Other than that have a great day.


He read it earlier this morning and has yet to reply back. Isn't it great?
#3
nice responce man
Well, Jesus Christ, I'm not scared to die,

I'm a little bit scared of what comes after

Do I get the gold chariot?

Do I float through the ceiling?
#4
Wow, you're so awesome! I totally dig you man, you get mad street creds for this!
I'm a communist. Really.
#6
It would be really funny if he kicked your ass the next day, you may be smarter but he might be stronger, so be careful.
#7
I Wus Bein Serrius Fukah Imma Git Mah Boyz An Fuk U Up!!

HOT-EDIT: I like how it doesn't let you type in all caps.
REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 8TH OF NOVEMBER!! I SURVIVED 4CHAN'S INVASION!!
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lol good call

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^ That was at me so yes it is praise.
#8
Great. Now screw his girlfriend anyway just so he feels worse.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#9
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Wow, you're so awesome! I totally dig you man, you get mad street creds for this!

Help! I'm drowning in sarcasm!
#10
Quote by somethingfunni
thats kinda crap

he's right you know, most of your reply didn't make sense. you should of replied saying: 'your ghey' and then he would of been truly pwnd
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#11
If is funny, but I agree with the guy above, pray he isn't a strong idiot
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yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

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If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

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thanks for the compliment man!
#12
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It would be really funny if he kicked your ass the next day, you may be smarter but he might be stronger, so be careful.



I'm 8 inches taller than he is and outweigh him by around 90 pounds. I'm not too worried.
#13
That was bad, there's so many things you could of said that would make him cry.
#14
Quote by stratguy335
I'm 8 inches taller than he is and outweigh him by around 90 pounds. I'm not too worried.


900 pounds? What are you, a truck?
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#17
Quote by stratguy335
Help! I'm drowning in sarcasm!

And I'm drowning in maturity!
I'm a communist. Really.
#18
He just apologized. In all caps as well. It makes me feel like he's screaming at me. He was drunk last night and wants me to drop it.
#19
Quote by Raziel2p
And I'm drowning in maturity!



I can't think of anything else to drown in.
#20
Quote by About 2 Snap
900 pounds? What are you, a truck?

he said 90 pounds, not 900
Quote by uvq
yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

Quote by Jekkyl
If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

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thanks for the compliment man!
#23
drown in total boredom...can you drown in boredom?...hmm...
Quote by uvq
yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

Quote by Jekkyl
If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

Quote by DiveRightIn63
thanks for the compliment man!
#24
Quote by M.B.MetalTabber
drown in total boredom...can you drown in boredom?...hmm...


I've done it twice.
#26
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drown in total boredom...can you drown in boredom?...hmm...


What if your in a bath and fall asleep, does that count?
#27
Quote by stratguy335
I've done it twice.

Oh good, it's not just me then
Quote by uvq
yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

Quote by Jekkyl
If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

Quote by DiveRightIn63
thanks for the compliment man!
#28
How could you drown in urine? You pretty much have to make an appointment to see any amount larger then a pint at a time. And then, that would suggest that something went wrong, and your tombstone ends up reading something like: "Like men to pee on him so much thats how he died".
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#29
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What if your in a bath and fall asleep, does that count?

is that not drowning from lack of sleep, caused by boredom, yeah, it counts
Quote by uvq
yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

Quote by Jekkyl
If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

Quote by DiveRightIn63
thanks for the compliment man!
#31
Quote by denizenz
If you're so bored you can't even sleep...you have serious issues.

does that mean I have semi-serious issues then?
Quote by uvq
yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

Quote by Jekkyl
If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

Quote by DiveRightIn63
thanks for the compliment man!
#32
Quote by M.B.MetalTabber
he said 90 pounds, not 900

Of course I can read. He edited his post once I pointed out his mistake.
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Cute in English is the same as grim and frostbitten in Nordic.

Gear:
Washburn T14 B
Laney RB-1
#33
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KFm_uMTZZSU

it doesn't matter how big you are. . .if the guy knows how to fight you're screwed.watch this
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#34
Quote by About 2 Snap
Of course I can read. He edited his post once I pointed out his mistake.

Fair enough
Quote by uvq
yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

Quote by Jekkyl
If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

Quote by DiveRightIn63
thanks for the compliment man!
#36
I was expecting some kind of blackzeppelin pedophile pwnage. Needless to say I'm disappointed. I shall leave now.
#37
Quote by stratguy335
I can't think of anything else to drown in.


Jizz...

And if you wanted to really pwn him you should of sent a picture of you ragging his girlfriend then said "wish you were here" that would be pwnage
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Am i on fire? OHHH NOOOO!!! I'M ON FIREEEEEE

#39
Quote by MattPerson911
What is this kid like 8? Or are you just really huge?


I'm 6' 3" and weigh 220
#40
Quote by stratguy335
I'm 8 inches taller than he is and outweigh him by around 90 pounds. I'm not too worried.



wow, I quess you don't have to worry now that you measured him and compared weight. you are deffinitally in the clear now...
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And yeah, like raven30101 said...no fat chicks.

Damn beached whales taking up all the space on my island...
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